WD pays up
No I didn't. I've formed my own opinion off of what I've read.
This has gone on way too long for me to feel comfortable about getting him.
The fact that his school is so sparty-friendly and that we went from being locks to near-trailing is enough for me.
I don't care one way or the another. I've kind of given up with that recruitment. Talk about a wild goose chase.
I'll gladly eat lemons if he comes here. And limes.
http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/lavert-hill-ann-arbor-another-unofficial#comment-3711692
February 4th, 2016 at 2:12 PM ^
I remain the only person on here to eat the rind in my "eat a lemon" video and I refuse to recognize any of these lesser attempts at lemon eating as legitimate.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:22 PM ^
I still remember that thread and being in awe of your video in particular for that very reason. I admit that it actually did not occur to me to eat the entire lemon quite literally (hell, I tried to be civilized and use a spoon), but you took that challenge and ran farther and faster than anyone else who did. Even now, I am still amazed by it.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:43 PM ^
I like lemons. I would eat them every day if doing that wouldn't destroy my teeth.
Eating the rind is what makes it gross and challenge worthy for me.
February 4th, 2016 at 3:08 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 3:18 PM ^
Yeah I get that a lot.
February 4th, 2016 at 3:17 PM ^
I remain the only person who got his wife to eat one too WHILE TRYING TO JUGGLE LEMONS! I scoff at your lemon prowess. Scoff I say.
February 4th, 2016 at 5:18 PM ^
Could you repost your video and show WD how it's done?
I read and replied to WD on twitter yesterday that I would NOT watch him eat the lemon and lime unless he ate the entire thing (both) without peeling or cutting them.
Since he FAILED to do so, there's no reason for me to watch.
February 4th, 2016 at 5:12 PM ^
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February 4th, 2016 at 2:09 PM ^
Good job, but TL;DW
February 4th, 2016 at 2:10 PM ^
You overestimate people's interest in watching you eat.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:11 PM ^
That's a lot of citrus.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:18 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 2:22 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 2:12 PM ^
What happened to the live python?
Seriously though, way to pay up.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:12 PM ^
I'm sorry.
Just don't get the point of these things except to say "HEY LOOK AT ME!"
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February 4th, 2016 at 2:20 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 2:29 PM ^
But he made the comment for the purpose of getting attention. How people don't realize this is beyond my comprehension. It's classic attention seeking behavior.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:37 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 2:49 PM ^
He's not 12. 12 is young. 19, 20, 21, 22 is not young, just because they can stay on mom and dad's insurance.
February 4th, 2016 at 3:09 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 3:21 PM ^
Don't use "gate" again. Good god that is the dumbest thing ever and I cannot stand how the media uses it for everything it considers a scandal. It makes absolutely no sense.
February 4th, 2016 at 7:01 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 9:10 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 3:39 PM ^
Even the most casual observer of this blog couldn't fail to notice that, when WD makes one of his many posts, one of yours frequently follows it - and usually includes some negative message.
And that's certainly your right, just like it's everyone else's. But if he's seeking attention, you don't hesitate to provide it.
February 7th, 2016 at 12:25 AM ^
+1 Insightful.
February 4th, 2016 at 9:04 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 3:08 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 4:12 PM ^
I never even saw the comment until this thread. haha
February 4th, 2016 at 9:02 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 2:27 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 2:29 PM ^
Seriously. Think of something else. Be original. WD was not being original.
February 4th, 2016 at 9:00 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 2:27 PM ^
I'm glad someone else said it.
February 4th, 2016 at 8:58 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 2:12 PM ^
I'm not going to watch it. But way to stick to your word.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:13 PM ^
Part of me thinks you just really wanted to put a video of yourself up on MgoBlog.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:18 PM ^
I couldn't do it. Mostly because it would just become a roast.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:14 PM ^
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February 4th, 2016 at 2:14 PM ^
Damn, and over here I'm just making a Tom Collins for nothing.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:15 PM ^
February 4th, 2016 at 5:00 PM ^
This is definitely another WD account. He is ready to fight anybody who says anything remotely bad about WD.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:15 PM ^
eating lemons and melting hearts... playa
February 4th, 2016 at 2:18 PM ^
I appreciate you following up but you need to do this with an efficiency unknown to mankind. When you f*** up next make it 90 seconds or less bro.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:20 PM ^
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February 4th, 2016 at 2:24 PM ^
Forgive me if you've answered this already WD:
What happens to your Adidas gear after you load up on the Nike stuff? Are you selling it? Donating it? Storage? Do tell.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:24 PM ^
As I've said before, the fear of eating lemons is so overrated. Try something more difficult.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:32 PM ^
Read the Amazon reviews. Those are dangerous.
February 4th, 2016 at 2:38 PM ^
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar varietyI was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hellthe stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.
Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.
Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.
PS: When I ordered these, the warnings and disclaimers and legalese were NOT posted. I'm not a moron. Also, not sure why so many people assume I'm a man. I am a woman. We poop too. Of course, our poop sparkles and smells like a walk in a meadow of wildflowers. Thanks for all the great comments. I've been enjoying reading them and so glad that the horror show I experienced from snacking on these has at least made some people smile."
LMAO this is the first review on there!!
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February 4th, 2016 at 2:43 PM ^
Mud butt is no laughing matter, but these reviews are hilarious.