"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"
Did you wake up one morning and find yourself stranded in Bolivia with nowhere to turn for help? Did you anger the Moderators at some point and now struggle to regain credibility with your MGoPeers? Do you find the accommodations in Bolivia to not be as comfortable are you imagined before flaming out? Does your negative MGoPoint total make you feel somehow inadequate (or even impotent)? Do people just hate you in general?
If your answer to any of these questions, have no fear! I may be able to help . . .
As some of you know I am a very busy and important MGoLawyer and have very little time for common MGoFolk. However, I was allegedly recently forced to do community service - I allegedly had no alleged idea that alleged prostitute was an alleged undercover cop! - and I will be serving my alleged time by representing one lucky MGoOutcast in an attempt to re-establish and welcome them back into MGoSociety.
Please be advised that this will not be an easy process. You will be required to be on your best behavior, to participate in all sorts of discussions on the Board by making thoughtful and positive contributions to discussions through GIFs, PICs, or memes. However, at the end of the day, you may find yourself free, free as a bird. On of our fellow MGoMembers "FuManBlue" can attest to my abilities: http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/ot-free-fumanblue
If you are interested in restaining my services free of charge, please submit a well-written application below, stating why you deserve to have MGoTransport out of Bolivia and be welcomed back into society. I will consider each application on a first-come, first-serve basis and reserve all rights to reject any application for any reason that I choose in my sole discretion. To all of you other members of the MGoCommunity, please submit all comments in support or against said applications in reasponse to each application. Your participation in evaluting these applications for representation is critical.
Disclaimer: I will also be soliciting the opinions of the moderators prior to taking up a case. It may be that no applicants are worthy, or it may be that I simply decide that this idea was dumb and will take too much time, in which case you can all rot in Bolivia for all I care. I'll just join a chain gang to serve my alleged sentence. I mean, how was I supposed to know that people aren't supposed to allegedly pay for alleged favors of a sexual nature! Allegedly.
The idea of resurrecting this came to me from a discussion with member "OMG Shirtless" in the spirit of the new old point system being operational again.