WANT OUT OF BOLIVIA? READ THIS!
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"
December 12th, 2013 at 1:05 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 1:06 PM ^
I DO.
December 13th, 2013 at 12:16 PM ^
I love lamp.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:06 PM ^
Hopefully she was pretty hot!
December 12th, 2013 at 1:07 PM ^
Speaking of OMG Shirtless it was sure nice to see him back and active on the board yesterday. One of my favorite posters and, at least to my eyes, he was more active yesterday than he had been in the past year or so.
Double win yesterday! Voting and OMG came back.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:09 PM ^
Because if there are two things that are synonymous, it's OMG Shirtless and downvoting.
December 12th, 2013 at 3:44 PM ^
That's true. Hell, as much as I like he guy it would not shock me if I found out he was the guy who downvoted my comment saying I was glad to see him back.
Scorpions being Scorpions and all that.
December 12th, 2013 at 7:39 PM ^
This is pretty accurate.
December 13th, 2013 at 7:51 AM ^
to OMG Shirtless.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:11 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 7:43 PM ^
I've always enjoyed the lighthearted entertaining threads a lot more than the bitching.
It just so happened that I was eating my lunch at the same time as MGoChristmas came yesterday. It's safe to say that I didn't get a whole lot accomplished the rest of the day.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:09 PM ^
That some people are just too far into Bolivia to be extracted by traditional means. However, if a good-faith effort is made, we shall consider your pleas.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:46 PM ^
Is that all it takes?
If I would have known that I would have made a plea. Instead I slowly chipped away at the -2000 after I got the -5000 neg bomb from the mods.
December 12th, 2013 at 3:14 PM ^
I'm a living testament to this! I was born a poor black child in the streets of Bolivia. Born after making a tasteless joke about PSU during the Sandusky investigation. Poor to the tune of -10000 MGoPoints. I successfully petitioned to get my points back and did! Not only that, they graciously and accidentally granted me double points, thus the lofty score. Now my artificially inflated worth here is the envy of many a poster.
I'm now north of 15,000 points. Don't act like you're not impressed.
December 12th, 2013 at 3:22 PM ^
That double points thing must be an optical illusion.
It's the pleats..the pleats in the points.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:03 PM ^
I re-told a joke I heard on the radio in some thread. I got the -5000, but I just took it like a man. I had no idea you could lobby to get your points back.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:24 PM ^
Proctocologists and colorectal surgeons.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:10 PM ^
Stick around until like... May
December 12th, 2013 at 1:54 PM ^
... Bolivia is in Brazil.
December 12th, 2013 at 2:10 PM ^
Actually, I knew that...
December 12th, 2013 at 1:10 PM ^
BRING BACK KING OF BELCH
December 12th, 2013 at 1:12 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 1:12 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 1:39 PM ^
Although I am in the same boat, of course, we do at least get to sit on the Subcommittee Of MGoFate and recommend people for parole potentially. I wonder if there is some sort of MGoHalfway House where the people currently observing the conditions of their parole could stay. I am sure that it would be appreciated, especially since Bolivia may not get indoor plumbing until the spring (supplier issues).
December 12th, 2013 at 1:13 PM ^
I'm just happy profitgoblue is back.
I asked for his return about two weeks ago!
December 12th, 2013 at 1:15 PM ^
Don't let CooperLilly21 know he's back though. I hear the guy's looking for him.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:21 PM ^
PGB has always been here, he just uses a different account (CooperLily21)
December 12th, 2013 at 1:41 PM ^
but the PGB handle reminds me THE PROCESS days when we were all avoiding work and pouring our hearts into speculation.......
December 12th, 2013 at 2:16 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 1:15 PM ^
I honestly don't get why "Bolivia" matters. There's plenty of threads posted every day to beat what ever point it is that you have sufficiently to death. It's not like we're missing out on news by removing the power of a few people to post threads, nor are we taking away their ability to post inside of threads.
I suppose if comment graying comes back in a form where you're automatically grayed out based on your point total then it would become an issue. But at the moment that doesn't happen.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:16 PM ^
Better call profitgoblue
December 12th, 2013 at 1:20 PM ^
Just disgusting.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:26 PM ^
if the video is actually playing in reverse....
December 12th, 2013 at 1:34 PM ^
Reading the OP's thread made me go "what the fuck" so I GIS "WTF gif" and that gif made me go, "what the fuck! no." so it is what I used to express my feelings through pictures strung together to look like a video clip on repeat.
Sorry for it grossing you out, but it was supposed to.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:27 PM ^
I guess that's useful if your brain itches. Gross...
December 12th, 2013 at 7:41 PM ^
Would absolutely still bang.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:17 PM ^
Being that I've only used the app since coming here, and all I could do was read about the old voting, this whole thing is pretty fascinating to me.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:17 PM ^
Can't you just turn an underachieving mgopeewee hockey team into league champs while simultaneously proving to your former coach and arch nemesis that there are more important things than winning?
December 12th, 2013 at 1:19 PM ^
Name: JimBobTressel
Time with MGoBlog: Since the RR / Sailboat Bill Martin days
As a long time Mgoblogger and Troll, I've had a fair few accounts on this site. I personally consider myself to be one of the most tenured, trusted, and beloved mgobloggers around. I fully realize that others may not feel the same.
Now, personally, being in Bolivia for the past 3 weeks has taken its toll. I am among the riff-raff, the lower caste, the scum of these mean streets. I mean, 98K into the red aint easy bro. I aint down with it, ya heard?
My over-inflated opinion and ego of myself has reached a crossroads. I think it's time for me to make the next step and hire MGoLegalRepresentation.
As your client, ProfitGoblue, I pledge
- Advertising your services in my sig
- Changing to an avatar of your choice
- To advertise your services in the MGoYellowPages
- Trolling on Tuesdays and Thursdays only
- Communicating with other mods on your request
- Representation for your services among the lower masses
- A pack of baseball cards and chewing gum sent through UPS to a locatino of your request anywhere on the planet.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:19 PM ^
-98798 points
Woof. But we could probably do this.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:24 PM ^
I have seen the power of MGoBlog. It can be done.
December 12th, 2013 at 4:08 PM ^
December 12th, 2013 at 1:24 PM ^
especially the baseball cards and bubblegum!...may i ask what you did to get sent to Bolivia?? don't answer if it was bad and risks more negative points...maybe i shouldn't have even asked...maybe i will be joining you in Bolivia after this post? I'm Ron Burgandy?????
December 12th, 2013 at 5:02 PM ^
Damnit! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read.
December 12th, 2013 at 1:26 PM ^
What guarantee/effort on your part are you willing to submit to in order to prove you'll change your ways?
December 12th, 2013 at 1:52 PM ^
I'll complete all rules of my parole as necessary.
December 12th, 2013 at 2:22 PM ^
- Next OP like the last one results in -90k, same with personal attacks, and those points won't expire.
- You enlist PGB as your counsel and give him the chance to be like Dr. Gonzo in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
December 12th, 2013 at 2:24 PM ^
Signing on that dotted line, homie JGB AND PGB got my back