This is just bizarre:
"He reaches down and grabs this box, slides the top and there was something in the box moving around. He reaches in and he pulls out this turtle. He reaches down, this turtle's snapping and he says, 'I'm going to show you toughness.' He unzips his pants and takes out whatever he takes out. The turtle reaches up and snaps at him. You see the veins and the sweat (on Hayes). He screams at the coaches, 'That's toughness! That's f'n toughness!'"
Super creepy.
Ummmm?
Ummmm?
Hail.
I thought we all concluded
I thought we all concluded Urban is good at making stuff up?
If this event did happen, well, it would not surprise me. /s
You're HIV-Aladeen.
He would be better at making
He would be better at making stuff up if he had basic Animal Physiology down.
Snapping Turtles live almost exclusively in water.
Not sure the turtle chose to
Not sure the turtle chose to live in the box. Just speculation, but I bet it was caught and held captive for this... thing that happened...
Hail.
Wrong. North American
Wrong. North American Snappers live almost exclusively in boxes.
So the turtle is a Native American Snapper?
Will Maryland have to change their logo now?
Will PETA protest?
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
insert l-o-n-g snapper joke
here. Meanwhile, some of us will never look at the word "Woody" in quite the same light.
Makes sense
This does make sense. After all I've heard that
a snapper = a box
Maybe it was a Box Turtle...
Maybe it was a Box Turtle... get it?
/lameness
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I think you just came up with
I think you just came up with a new euphamism.
Then we got drunk and I got to put it in the ole' box turtle...
Hail.
I thought this was going to
I thought this was going to be about Hayes having a "turtle head" on the sideline one time.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
And
And that would've been significantly less disturbing than what the story is actually about...
"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"Fix the cigarette lighter."
I don't know what to believe
I don't know what to believe anymore. Why can't we go back to the good ole' days when women were gals and beer was a quarter?
OK I admit it, I was
OK I admit it, I was surprised that this comment was not Herm's.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
Oh, go ahead and admit it.
You like Herm because he states what most everyone was thinking.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
Wha...?
You can't make this stuff up.
Stranger than fiction
I used to think that truth was stranger than fiction, until Lennay Kekua entered our lives... but this story may have restored balance to the universe.
I cant imagine that you would
I cant imagine that you would ever find a story like this about Bo... What a weirdo.
Shits fucked up.
Shits fucked up.
When the ADept sells special jerseys and gear, you'll see my picture next to the targeted customer crowd. A sheep.....but a Blue one.....
What?
So maybe Urban's health problems were of the mental health variety.
This is crazy.
I wonder if this is part of his recruiting pitch to 5 star players.
"[The University of Michigan] was, in short, the testing ground for all my prejudices, my beliefs and my ignorance, and it helped to lay out the boundaries of my life."--Arthur Miller
(No subject)
"Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off"
I'm surprised that anyone...
...would be surprised by this story. Woody Hayes was a strange (but tough, apparently) little man.
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Fear the turtle?
Adding Maryland to the BIG makes even less sense now.
I thought I read somewhere that after losses, Woody would hold court with the press in the locker room wearing nothing (except perhaps a snapping turtle).
Damn
Beat me to it by a few seconds. I like the way you think.
"[The University of Michigan] was, in short, the testing ground for all my prejudices, my beliefs and my ignorance, and it helped to lay out the boundaries of my life."--Arthur Miller
Maryland fans
Now know why Urban does not Fear the Turtle.
"[The University of Michigan] was, in short, the testing ground for all my prejudices, my beliefs and my ignorance, and it helped to lay out the boundaries of my life."--Arthur Miller
If a snapping turtle was near
If a snapping turtle was near my junk, I'd fear the turtle.
I have a good friend who is a Terp.
He might dislike this even more than talking about stadiums!
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
(No subject)
"I recently heard from fans and friends that Michigan will be great again one day. In my opinion, Michigan never stopped being great." --Zac Ciullo
Could you imagine how fast a
Could you imagine how fast a coach would be fired if he did that in today's day and age? The twitterverse would explode in minutes.
THOSE WHO STAY WILL BE CHAMPIONS
Let's put this into the proper Buckeye perspective
Your opinion has no value.
I don't even care
That little thing terrifies me. Would you let it bite your junk? Brrrrrr....
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Woody says
"No f'n Toughness!!"
I think this has to be a joke
This just reads like a lame punchline:
He reaches down, pokes the turtle right in the eye and it falls off. He wipes the sweat off his forehead and says, 'That's the problem. We don't have anybody in this room tough enough to do that right there.
"(One assistant) raises his hand and says, 'Coach, I'd do this. Just promise not to poke me in the eye.'"
This has nothing to do with Michigan football.
That is the most bizarre
That is the most bizarre thing i've ever heard.
Despite what the other guy calls himself, my name actually is Magnus.
W...
T......
F...........
W...
T......
F...........
ALL ABOARD THE A-TRAIN!!!!!
" ~ Herm "
I heard he got the idea from
I heard he got the idea from Bo, but Bo used to do it with an Anaconda.
Well that can't be true... Bo
Well that can't be true... Bo had a flat ass, and as we all know: Anaconda's don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.
"Toughness" is one word for
"Toughness" is one word for it.
That's one tough turtle, no
That's one tough turtle, no doubt
This is an example of why
This is an example of why people like Bo, Moeller, Hoke, Desmond and Woodson leave Ohio.
I apologize
for only being able to upvote your post once.
I love Greg Mattison
This explains a lot. If I was
This explains a lot. If I was getting turtle blowjobs on the reg, I'd probably punch a Clemson player too.
"Welllllllll..."
Dubs, I have used your joke
Dubs, I have used your joke several times now since I saw it almost ten minutes ago. Normally I would feel bad for stealing your material, but Mencia made it okay for all of us. Plus I am razzing OSU fans, so I'm sure you won't mind. Props to you, my friend.
This sentence made me so
This sentence made me so happy I got up today:
If I was getting turtle blowjobs on the reg, I'd probably punch a Clemson player too.
This has nothing to do with Michigan football.
If you're gonna be dumb...
...you've gotta be tough.
Or attractive....so in
Or attractive....so in Woody's case, tough (no homo).
"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
"Fix the cigarette lighter."
On The Other Hand...
It is entirely possible as well that Hayes was fronting a theory on what should happen to the team who loses the Ohio State - Illinois game should they choose to use a live turtle for the Illibuck Trophy. In any case, if that's the "toughness" demonstration in Columbus, I don't know if I want to hear about "determination" or "drive" and the animals involved at this point.
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does anyone else see this as
does anyone else see this as cruelty to an animal...? the turtle I meant...
I've got to get out of this
I've got to get out of this state. Too many people worshiping cheaters and lunatics down here. Over the summer in Ohio there was a play being advertised touring big theatres called The Woody Hayes Story. The commercials said something like "an inspirational story about a leader of men." Thought about scouting it for a laugh for a nanosecond but then decided I've vomited enough this year.
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
Beyond disturbing yet not surprising.
All in for some manball.