Sparty bros to pay $20,000 to see my Michigan degree

Submitted by readyourguard on January 11th, 2024 at 10:17 AM

My twitter feed has been spicy since Monday.  Buckeye and Sparty are trying to tweet through it.

One particularly brave Sparty bro (@CogitoMSU) has been in my mentions a concerning number of times.  He/She is broken.  And now his poor ass is gonna be broke broke, along with his equally stupid pal @AshlonJefrey. They said they'll pay $10,000 each to see my Michigan diploma.  I'll donate every penny to charity.  Let's see how these internet tough guys stack up when the chips are on the table.

Sambojangles

January 11th, 2024 at 12:25 PM ^

This is not tax advice. But:

Make the Twitter losers pay Champions Circle directly so OP doesn't receive their cash and therefore no taxable income. 

Or, if you already committed to giving to charity and think that CC wouldn't count, use Hail impact or Mott or your charity of choice. Again, if you make them pay directly, you don't have any income from winning the bet. They can even get the charitable deduction themselves, so they get a tax benefit to donating 10k. 

Dyslexic96

January 11th, 2024 at 2:17 PM ^

If he receives the money and donates all $20K to a 501c3 charity then isn't it all wiped from taxable income? 

 

HailImpact passed the irs sniff test and was even applauded by prominent attorney Mit Winter. It received its 501c3 letter after the IRS memo because it gives 70% to charity and makes the players earn the remaining 30% by performing service for charity.

 

You could pick your favorite charity which would receive $14k and then raise $6k for NIL in the process. 

 

Spartans donating $6K directly to the players that are going to beat down on them next year would be peak State 😂

mgoaggie

January 11th, 2024 at 12:42 PM ^

Not doxxing, he volunteered his information and it's all very front & center. If I gave his home address, phone number, etc., I could see that as being highly inappropriate, but there's really nothing about saying the guys' name and his history on the team that he's made a point to make known.

mGrowOld

January 11th, 2024 at 11:46 AM ^

I have never understood the thought from virtually all of sparty nation that nobody ever actually went to Michigan.  It's like because they didnt get in, nobody got in, and the entire campus is filled with fake people or something.

I've had similar exchanges with Spartan slappies on the Twitters and they simply cannot wrap their heads around the fact we have actual alumni.

Go take their money JDue.  

Mr. Elbel

January 11th, 2024 at 12:19 PM ^

There's definitely a universal consensus that you must be an alum to be a fan. I was a fan long before I could even go to college, didn't have the gpa to get in so I didn't even apply, and went elsewhere. Am still a "friend of the university." But I have relatives who have multiple degrees from MSU and work for MSU and they are adamant that their fandom means more than mine does, whatever the hell that means.

The FannMan

January 11th, 2024 at 12:35 PM ^

They are mad that we have so many people who did not go here that love the team and are 100% part of the fan base. That really just isn’t a thing at MSU, especially outside of mid-Michigan. So, they try to discount our fan base by saying you don’t “count” if you aren’t an alumn. It’s the whole tried “Walmart Wolverine” troupe they pull out. Like most allegations, it’s actually an admission.  

Sleepy

January 11th, 2024 at 12:40 PM ^

I think it stems from the fact that MSU has, what, 147 non-alumni fans?

Nobody’s choosing to be an MSU fan if they aren’t obligated to by a degree, because it’s a miserable, joyless, bitter existence built entirely upon a raging inferiority complex.  Who’s signing up for that?

Meanwhile, there are tens of millions of non-alumni UM fans, because UM’s cultivated something people actively want to belong to.

Sparties know this.  And it kills them.

nerv

January 11th, 2024 at 11:30 AM ^

As a Michigan die hard fan with no Michigan degree i have a go to answer to anyone who tries to act ridiculous about rooting for a school you didnt attend.

Ive been a Wolverine since I learned to walk and if you didnt start cheering for a school until you attended it then you arent even a real college sports fan.

jmblue

January 11th, 2024 at 12:22 PM ^

OSU fans aren't really like that.  They expect every man, woman and child in Ohio to be a loyal supporter of their university, so by nature that includes lots of non-alums.

This is specific to MSU fans because they feel insecure with their school's academic reputation compared to ours.  They see someone in Michigan colors and it triggers that insecurity, hence the "Where'd you really go to school?" stuff.  But honestly, they shouldn't feel that way.  MSU is a solid school in its own right.