Seems like a good a time as any for the reminder so we don't have another year like 2007 when we went without them.
Tim Jamison
In your younger days
I thought you would be a ninja
or maybe a bear
JUST LEAVE ALREADY
Senior Haikus
November 18th, 2009 at 9:45 PM
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Senior Haikus
November 18th, 2009 at 9:55 PM | 
Zoltan Mesko
Zoltan Mesko
November 18th, 2009 at 9:53 PM |
brandon graham
brandon graham
i saw your tackle
i was cheering really loud
you ate my puppy
"And they'll never catch him!"
November 18th, 2009 at 9:58 PM |
Carlos Brown
Carlos Brown
Though you’re legs are made
of dilitium, fingers
tackle you always.
November 18th, 2009 at 9:59 PM |
Haiku
Haiku
Brandon Graham is boss
Zoltan lords over mortals
While the rest aspire
Dantonio-prick
A man whose scowl blinds us all
God I hate that guy.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:13 PM |
oh brandon minor
thank you
oh brandon minor
thank you
oh brandon minor
thank you for all of your rage
we will all miss you
“The blue in our ribbons may fade, our trophies may become tarnished, the gleam of our medals lose luster, but the emotional experiences of joy and elation will never be forgotten.”
November 18th, 2009 at 10:15 PM |
3rd and Long Defense
3rd and Long Defense
Let's play Cover Two
He can't make throws in windows
Missed assignments, who?
Not a senior one, but I thought it would be fun.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:21 PM |
I think they graduated last
I think they graduated last
I think they graduated last year, if not a few years ago.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:16 PM |
My name is Zoltan,
The Lord
My name is Zoltan,
The Lord
My name is Zoltan,
The Lord of the Universe,
But don't call the fake.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:22 PM |
Kevin Grady
Kevin Grady
Booze harder than all
Early career fumble ball
Five star-never was
"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em."
November 18th, 2009 at 10:26 PM |
Brandon Minor
Brandon Minor
Four minutes of fame
Behind Hart and McGuffie
Now, the best of all
eenie meenie miney mo, catch a WR by his toe. if he scores six, let him go
November 18th, 2009 at 10:33 PM |
Ricky Reyes
Ricky Reyes
Blocked punt for touchdown
Who is this kid Ricky Reyes?
Special teams all-star
"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em."
November 18th, 2009 at 10:28 PM |
Taco Pants
Taco Pants
How Tall You Must Be
To Snag Those Poor Passes Now
Glad To See You Gone
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November 18th, 2009 at 10:30 PM |
Stevie Brown
Stevie Brown
Started too early
Took heat playing in wrong spot
We owe you big time
eenie meenie miney mo, catch a WR by his toe. if he scores six, let him go
November 18th, 2009 at 10:36 PM |
Greg Mathews
Greg Mathews
Bet you miss Henne?
Made big plays out of nothing
You beat Notre Dame...thanks.
eenie meenie miney mo, catch a WR by his toe. if he scores six, let him go
November 18th, 2009 at 10:36 PM |
YMRMFSPA [White Receiver]
YMRMFSPA [White Receiver]
I bet you didn't know
There's a senior on our O
I am. Greg Mathews.
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:35 PM |
The Competent Kicka
The Competent Kicka
Rich Rod said to stay
I could get my chance to play
Jay Olesnavage
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:16 AM |
(snap snap snap snap snap
(snap snap snap snap snap
(snap snap snap snap snap snap snap)
November 18th, 2009 at 10:35 PM |
Moosman
Moosman
National Chess Champ
Snapping left to be desired
Long live the Mossman
"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em."
November 18th, 2009 at 10:36 PM |
Blow Hole
Blow Hole
We dolphins pray thee,
Zoltan Mesko, will you please
kick Rosenberg's ass.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:47 PM |
Carlos Brown
Carlos Brown
Straight outta Georgia
And! He! Could! Go! All! The! Way!
That's SEC Speed
eenie meenie miney mo, catch a WR by his toe. if he scores six, let him go
November 18th, 2009 at 10:41 PM |
The Human Meme
The Human Meme
RAGE! RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE!
RAGE, JUKE, RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!
My everything hurts.
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:58 PM |
That was awful
That was awful
but I still laughed.
Wasting away in Ohio, a Wolverine in a sea of red and grey
November 18th, 2009 at 11:13 PM |
Tremendous. Leader in the
Tremendous. Leader in the
Tremendous. Leader in the clubhouse.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:39 PM |
You had funny pics
All over
You had funny pics
All over
You had funny pics
All over Facebook. Tough dude
Barwisized, oh my
eenie meenie miney mo, catch a WR by his toe. if he scores six, let him go
November 19th, 2009 at 10:43 AM |
Brandon Graham
Brandon Graham
Somebody hold me, please
Sackmaster 4000's here
Your QB's already crying
eenie meenie miney mo, catch a WR by his toe. if he scores six, let him go
November 18th, 2009 at 11:21 PM |
Savoy
Savoy
Big play of career
Dropped game winning touchdown
Thank you Greg Mathews
"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em."
November 18th, 2009 at 10:47 PM |
Zac Baker
Zac Baker
Student manager,
Not a Rich Rod recruit but
I AM five-foot-nine!
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:52 PM |
Haiku-er
Haiku-er
We would keep going
All night with these haikus but
for lack of seniors
(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:11 PM |
Grady
Grady
He could not be stopped
05 Rose Bowl practices
Just stay off the sauce
November 18th, 2009 at 11:13 PM |
Brandon Minor Rage
Carlos
Brandon Minor Rage
Carlos
Brandon Minor Rage
Carlos Brown dilithium
Mister Simpson "D'oh!"
November 18th, 2009 at 11:15 PM |
On a different note: Buckeye Haikus
On a different note: Buckeye Haikus
James Patrick Tressel:
Sweater without arms; offense
more boring than dirt.
Everybody kills,
Everybody murders, rapes,
but I can't throw good.
Ohio State Bucks:
How I hate your f***ing face.
F*** off and die, now.
Steroids? Steroids? Where?
Oh yes, please inject my ass.
Why are my nads small?
Five in a row was
good, while it lasted. Too bad
it ends Saturday.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:23 PM |
Moosman
Moosman
Out of position
At center but improving
Tremendous beard, though
November 18th, 2009 at 11:27 PM |
Senior class, all
Senior class, all
o-state beat, you must
still, your perseverance rules
proud, you leave the field
November 19th, 2009 at 1:10 AM |
BG + Zoltan
BG + Zoltan
Fuse the DNA
Of Brandon Graham and Zoltan
Perfect human being
EDIT: Can I count "being" as one syllable? That's what I had going on in my head. I'm such a cheater.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:36 PM |
Tim North
Tim North
Very popular
With the co-eds on campus
Peter's his dad, right?
November 18th, 2009 at 11:48 PM |
A haiku party?
Now it can be
A haiku party?
Now it can be
A haiku party?
Now it can be official
Nuclear pudding
Brandon Minor
Sad that you will miss THE GAME
We need MINOR RAGE
November 19th, 2009 at 12:01 AM |
Mathews
Mathews
Split wide in 06
Playcall: run right or run left
Lloydball in its prime
November 19th, 2009 at 12:12 AM |
Minor
Minor
Best play of the year?
Picking up that blitz for Tate
Life was good back then
November 19th, 2009 at 12:13 AM |
Stevie B
Stevie B
Once downtrodden bust
Finds home closer to d-line
Metamorphosis
November 19th, 2009 at 12:14 AM |
Guns don't kill people
LaMarr
Guns don't kill people
LaMarr
Guns don't kill people
LaMarr Woodley kills people
So does Brandon Graham
November 19th, 2009 at 12:17 AM |
McAvoy
McAvoy
Still has a line role
Only on field goals, still
Better than Crable
November 19th, 2009 at 12:19 AM |
Ortmann
Ortmann
Was a good starter
Ok in pass protect, but
Great at dong punching
November 19th, 2009 at 1:00 AM |
There Is No Death.
There Is No Death.
Son of coach, it's true
Thrust in spotlight, bled for M
Our valiant fall guy
Edit: woops he's not a senior. But still, Sheridan deserves a haiku after the abuse he's taken.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:15 AM |
True, Wildcat Blue
Nick
True, Wildcat Blue
Nick
True, Wildcat Blue
Nick deserves something special
Maybe a high-five?
"I think you are my favorite poster. The polar bear avatar definitely helps." - ShockFX
November 19th, 2009 at 2:31 AM |
Boubacar Cissoko
Boubacar Cissoko
You want to win?
Let Boo boo spin
Time of Possesion is Ours.
senior in that this was his last season as a wolverine*
November 19th, 2009 at 10:24 AM |
My prayer
My prayer
May it not come true
That I live to see again
A goal unachieved
Another senior class
To never beat the Buckeyes
Win Michigan, win
The reason for the world, is to make us long for HOME.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:41 AM |
Graham
Graham
Watch Good Will Hunting
The scene with Robin Williams
Say "It's not my fault"
Amelia Earhart
Crashed into the ocean blue
BOOM PUNT'D TO DEATH.