Semi-OT - Michigan players among NFL cuts today

Submitted by PopeLando on August 30th, 2022 at 4:09 PM

It's a tough day across the NFL. Here's some Wolverines looking for landing spots:

Daylen Baldwin was cut by the Browns.

Nick Eubanks was cut by the Bengals.

Sean McKeon was cut by the Cowboys. 

Khaleke Hudson was cut by the Commanders.

Michael Schofield was cut by the Bears.

Devin Funchess was cut by the Lions.

 

That's all I saw based on a quick skim of headlines. Good luck and Go Blue!

TruBluMich

August 30th, 2022 at 4:13 PM ^

OT as well and not really thread-worthy.  But pretty excited to see North Carolina A&T marching band during the Lion's home opener.

EDIT: I meant what I was going to say was OT and not related to this post. Sorry for anyone who misinterpreted it.

TruBluMich

August 31st, 2022 at 11:38 AM ^

What I wrote was OT because it had nothing to do with the topic I was replying to. I didn't create a thread about how excited I was to see it because it wasn't thread worthy for a Michigan blog. However, based on the reaction and downvotes. I will write it so everyone fully understands what I wrote. 

I am very excited to see North Carolina A&T perform during the halftime show during the Lion's home opener.

PopeLando

August 31st, 2022 at 10:55 AM ^

Pre-college scouting services: "hey, just a heads up that you project to OT at the college level."

TW Jr: "nah fam I'm a TE"

Michigan: "Hey, just a heads up that your fastest path to playing time is converting to OT."

TE Jr: "nah fam I'm a TE, peace out."

Stony Brook: "hey just a heads up that you're draftable as an OT prospect but not really as a TE."

TW Jr: "nah fam I'm a TE."

NFL scouts: "hey heads up we're not going to draft you as a TE."

TW Jr: [surprised pikachu.gif]

Spring League: "hey heads up we'll take you but only if you convert to OT"

TW Jr: "...ok I'll be an OT"

NFL teams: "hey now that you're an OT, want to be on our practice squad?"

Dude ignored some serious suggestions in his best interests.

mGrowOld

August 30th, 2022 at 4:25 PM ^

On the flip side Chase Winovich DID make the final 53 for the Browns which was a pretty surprising development given he's been out with a hamstring injury since the 2nd week of camp.  Played in their first pre-season game and did basically nothing so many insiders figured he was going to be cut today.

He still might be if they go after someone else's hand-me-downs (a distinct possibility given our dearth of talent at WR & DT) but for now Chase is on the team.

MgofanNC

August 30th, 2022 at 4:46 PM ^

Anyone else surprised the Lions dropped Funchess. I admittedly didn't catch a ton of Lions Preseason but for a position the Lions are bad at he seemed like a solid veteran option there. 

1974

August 30th, 2022 at 6:24 PM ^

Cosmetic surgery has a place in the world (addressing horrible disfigurements as a result of accidents / illness, etc. ... admittedly some subjectivity there). A healthy and definitely not disfigured 40-something getting a facelift seems pretty shallow and insecure to me. It's aging disgracefully.

core42

August 30th, 2022 at 7:10 PM ^

Do you, I guess, but that seems an odd stance to me.

People don't need to be horribly disfigured to have body dysmorphia and that's what cosmetic surgery helps with. Who cares if someone has the time, energy & money to do all the plastic surgery that they want if it makes them feel better about themselves?

1974

August 30th, 2022 at 7:37 PM ^

I understand that body dysmorphia doesn't have boundaries. You could be conventionally attractive and still not feel good. Perhaps that's the case with Brady. It's hard to get to that, though. If he were to get cosmetic surgery, my money would be on something related to promoting "TB12" or maybe just spending too much time in an image-obsessed culture.

PopeLando

August 30th, 2022 at 5:54 PM ^

Recovery from a facelift takes a lot longer. And generally leaves the person looking like they just had a facelift. 

My guess, based on absolutely nothing, is hemorrhoids.

Edit: based on Wendy's picture above, he also got a super obvious dye job lol. Show some gray old man, the ladies love it.

Wendyk5

August 30th, 2022 at 6:45 PM ^

The dye job is pretty obvious, but as far as dye jobs go, I've seen worse. I'm not a fan of plastic surgery or botox but really not a fan of men who are so vain, they start going down the road of dye jobs and/or plastic surgery. Don't even get me started on manscaping. 

drjaws

August 30th, 2022 at 4:47 PM ^

huh, i thought Schofield, Hill, and Hudson were gonna stay with their respective squads. they'll be practice squad guys somewhere. not surprised by the rest really.

 

edit: looks like Lavert Hill was waived with an injury designation. that sucks for him.

rc15

August 31st, 2022 at 8:27 AM ^

Schofield has made $13M in his career and is in his 30's. Wouldn't be surprised if he's picked up elsewhere, but being a practice player may not be worth it to him.

Max practice player salary is $358k for the season, which is a lot, but if I'd made that much money in my career at 300+ lbs, I'd be more worried about my future health.

98xj

August 30th, 2022 at 6:25 PM ^

Should read "Devin Funchess freed from being associated with the Lions", and hopefully Hutchinson soon to follow. They don't deserve any Michigan players.