The Sam McGuffie Hate Thread
October 7th, 2008 at 11:57 AM ^
D) Can't do anything without blockers.
E) Gets arm tackled and falls at the slightest touch.
F) Does not run through, around, or past defenders like Brandon Minor.
October 7th, 2008 at 12:00 PM ^
October 7th, 2008 at 12:00 PM ^
G) Was born without pigmentation in his skin.
H) Can't create plays
I) Doesn't fumble enough, which doesn't allow us to think how good he might be if he just hung onto the ball - like Minor or Shaw.
October 7th, 2008 at 12:01 PM ^
G) He's white...seriously, who had heard of a white running back? What is this, 1935?
damn...slow...
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L) He can't make Dorrestein play like Long
M) he can't fast forward time for all of his teamates to get more experience
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R) does not hurdle someone every third play as we were promised in youtube videos
S) does not juke and fake out 4 unblocked defenders and run for TD's every time he gets the ball - we would win a lot more if he would just do this
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October 7th, 2008 at 12:57 PM ^
@ shockfx
no, my comment was directed @ Placentasaurus. he obviously lacks the theology and geometry in his life that is necessary to navigate these boards.
but enough of the fingerpointing amongst ourselves, isn't this supposed to be about how samuel h(ussein) mcguffie is singlehandedly destroying our beloved michigan football?
October 7th, 2008 at 1:01 PM ^
aa) is from houston but does not have "platinum frontz." we were promised screwed and chopped to the extreme.
bb) he wears a size 14.5 shoe, and half sizes are just too hard to find after size 12
cc) he smells of pirate hooker
dd) he's a Mc, which means he's irish, which means he is a domer.
October 7th, 2008 at 1:04 PM ^
BB) He took out a restraining order
CC) He is not large enough to make an adequate skin/flesh suit for me when I stand in front of the mirror dancing to 'The Victors'
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October 7th, 2008 at 1:27 PM ^
While that explains the lack of korean running backs, I fail to see how that applies to McGuffie.
We really need spoiler tags so I could put a "Potentially Offensive if you don't have a sense of humor" tag on this.
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Don't know what letter we're up to) Listens to Asia
October 7th, 2008 at 3:36 PM ^
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EE) Blew up Antonio Bass' knee.
FF) Indirectly caused 1000 message boarders to create threads entitled, "What if Bass was healthy? Can you imagine how he'd be in Rod's offense!!11111!!!1!!1!!!"
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II) Is a wuss who slacked off during offseason conditioning and did not gain 50 lbs of muscle like everyone else on the team.
JJ) Not a prototypical Michigan back (may actually have some succuess in the NFL)
KK)Picked UM over USC while all the good players who we actually want pick USC over UM
LL) Causes me to go deaf when all the fans around me at games are yelling for RichRod to put Minor in.
October 7th, 2008 at 5:11 PM ^