A Rowboat Approaches...
Why, that sneaky farging bastage!
At least she's paying attention...
Some conventional and fancy stats about the Ole Boat-Rower's current squad have me thinking, "I'm glad they've got MSU and PSU as their crossovers!"
Total Offense: #3
Total Defense: #1
S&P+ Overall: #7
FEI Offense: #6
FEI Defense: #8
FEI Overall: #6
FPI Offensive Efficiency: #6
FPI Defensive Efficiency: #1
FPI Overall Efficiency: #2
September 27th, 2022 at 6:25 PM ^
Imagine getting embarrassed by a team whose head coach wears a windbreaker over a collared shirt and tie.
September 27th, 2022 at 6:59 PM ^
There is an idea of a PJ Fleck. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and perhaps you can even sense our lifestyles are pretty similar. I simply am not there.
September 27th, 2022 at 7:05 PM ^
Yeah, but let's see Paul Allen's outfit. Now I must go, I have to return some video tapes.
September 27th, 2022 at 7:32 PM ^
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness. Oh my god - it even has a watermark.
September 27th, 2022 at 9:04 PM ^
The book is tragically underappreciated. The scene when they discuss their business cards is one of the best things I've ever read in my entire life.
September 28th, 2022 at 12:28 PM ^
The book is tragically underappreciated.
My cultural ignorance is showing—what book?
September 28th, 2022 at 2:11 PM ^
I didn't know either but a Google search indicates it's American Psycho.
September 28th, 2022 at 2:44 PM ^
I have not read the book, but it was one of my favorite scenes in all of television. It was very well done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cISYzA36-ZY
September 27th, 2022 at 10:59 PM ^
Makes me wonder what road jerseys Michigan will wear this weekend. Hopefully they go with raised lettering on pale nimbus. Although bone would be nice too.
September 28th, 2022 at 11:41 AM ^
We should forego the Romalian type though...
September 29th, 2022 at 9:21 AM ^
The color is bone. And the font is something called "Silian rail."
September 28th, 2022 at 10:36 AM ^
What the hell is a Telex?
September 28th, 2022 at 1:23 PM ^
Can never go wrong with a Christian Bale gif. Here's a favorite of mine...
September 27th, 2022 at 7:33 PM ^
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard!
September 28th, 2022 at 11:43 AM ^
Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it!
September 27th, 2022 at 11:35 PM ^
+1 underrated
September 28th, 2022 at 11:43 AM ^
All I know is if PJ Fleck starts playing Huey Lewis and the News, I'm getting the hell out of there...
September 28th, 2022 at 11:45 AM ^
Most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should!
Because its not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of friends! Its also a personal statement about the band itself!
September 27th, 2022 at 7:06 PM ^
And some kind of sweater-type garment, often a v-neck.
September 27th, 2022 at 6:25 PM ^
They've played NM State, W. Illinois, Colorado, and MSU so far. I think Minny might have a good team, and probably favored to win the B1G West, but it seems that some of these ratings are a bit inflated.
OP, any chance you'd bring back the occasional B1G Expectations? I enjoyed those.
September 27th, 2022 at 6:37 PM ^
Sadly, we're kinda in the same boat.
September 27th, 2022 at 6:49 PM ^
Pun definitely intended!
September 27th, 2022 at 6:40 PM ^
I don't know - watched the Sparty game and Ibrahim at RB is a beast. Their highly experienced QB has also been with the team since the 80's - or just feels that way.
At Penn State will be a test - should be a great game.
September 27th, 2022 at 6:48 PM ^
Agree about Ibrahim. He's a damn good back. I think Illinois will actually be a pretty good test, but yeah, PSU will be the challenge.
September 28th, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
Tanner Morgan has been at Minnesota since 2017....which was only Harbaugh's third year as head coach at Michigan.
September 29th, 2022 at 3:51 PM ^
So what your saying is he’s on the Garret Rivas post grad doctorate scholarship
September 27th, 2022 at 6:40 PM ^
If one looks at FEI (https://www.bcftoys.com/2022-fei/): it grades Minnesota's schedule thus far as comparable to Michigan's.
A good team (defined by FEI as a team 1 standard deviation above average) would have 3.7 wins (on average) against Michigan's schedule to date. A good team would have 3.68 wins against Minnesota's schedule to date.
That's comparable.
FEI also is still factoring in pre-season ratings: so Minnesota being number 5 (OP said 6 but my link has 5) at this point, that's meaningful and indicative of just how well they have played against their admittedly less-than-elite schedule. Michigan is #4 in FEI, FWIW --- considering pre-season rankings this would imply Minnesota has been even more dominant than U-M on an opponent-adjusted basis.
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Net net: I think Minnesota is legit, and the advanced metrics provide support for that. They aren't going to be the typical West opponent in the B1G title game (should they get there), especially given their defense.
September 27th, 2022 at 7:13 PM ^
I'm not gonna disagree about Michigan's schedule, but then again I didn't say anything to boost Michigan either. Just saying that Minnesota's early season stats may be a bit inflated (just as I'm pretty sure Michigan's are as well).
Michigan is #4 in FEI, FWIW --- considering pre-season rankings this would imply Minnesota has been even more dominant than U-M on an opponent-adjusted basis.
I just browsed through the play-by-play tracks for Minnesota's games on ESPN. It looks like Fleck had a tendency to keep Morgan in the game well into the 3rd quarter after they already they had a very comfortable lead. And Ibraham already has 89 carries on the year when none of their games have been even close. It seems like Fleck is a bit more willing to keep his starters in longer against creampuff opponents, which might explain why they are even more dominant than M against weak opponents?
But again, like I said, I think Minny is a good team this year. I'm just suspect of these early season stats.
September 27th, 2022 at 9:07 PM ^
Their raw stats are "inflated" / better than they would be if they had played a more difficult schedule. But to Nittany's point, they still hold up when adjusting for SoS, similar to Michigan. Meaning that they're beating the bad teams on their schedule so thoroughly, they're still likely a top 10ish team.
FWIW, FPI has them as the 14th best team. That takes into account recruiting, past seasons, etc.
September 28th, 2022 at 10:43 AM ^
Don't those metrics account for garbage time?
September 27th, 2022 at 9:56 PM ^
The real story here is that adding MSU didn’t increase their SoS much at all relative to Michigan.
September 28th, 2022 at 9:01 AM ^
They get Purdue this weekend, which will be a test for them similar to how UMD was for us - a comfortable win with some moments of thought against your first opponent with a pulse. (No - MSU does not count as having a pulse.) We'll see how well UMinn handles Purdue's offense, which can be explosive when it gets hot. The question is, what causes Purdue's offense to get hot? I mean, it's so random that nobody knows...
September 28th, 2022 at 3:15 PM ^
Yes, any caveats placed on UM's schedule should be applied to Minnesota's (those non-conf foes are 1-12 combined). Plus, they have one of the most experienced rosters (if not the most), as I think was covered on the board before, as well as 6-year man Morgan at QB. Doesn't mean they won't have success the rest of the year, but they were built for the success that they've experienced so far. That experience should provide them with a good shot at winning at psu. Without osu on their schedule, they year could conceivably break right for the Flecktones. Obviously, they would have to avoid their yearly gag-job.
September 27th, 2022 at 6:38 PM ^
That guy on the right: is that a vase of flowers on the table or is he just happy to see us?
September 27th, 2022 at 6:38 PM ^
P.J. Fleck lost to COVID UM by four scores.
So, yeah.
September 28th, 2022 at 10:43 AM ^
Much like Michigan, Minnesota is a FAR different team in 2022 than they were in 2020.
September 27th, 2022 at 6:46 PM ^
PJ knows how to not only row the boat, but climb mountains....
September 27th, 2022 at 6:56 PM ^
Motor the boat!
September 27th, 2022 at 6:58 PM ^
Butterface
September 27th, 2022 at 7:04 PM ^
*stripper alert.
September 27th, 2022 at 7:09 PM ^
You have an unhealthy obsession with posting pictures of coaches' wives.
September 27th, 2022 at 7:43 PM ^
That poster frequently labels James Franklin a misogynist (the assistant coach comments from years ago). Which fair enough, I'm not going to argue that point.
But posting coaches' wives --- well, one could argue it's similar behavior.
September 27th, 2022 at 9:42 PM ^
He posts the same images and gifs over and over again. It's almost as annoying as mean Joe's bullshit
September 27th, 2022 at 10:39 PM ^
Really...
September 27th, 2022 at 10:44 PM ^
Are you sure you don't want to post the
Kate Upton gif?
One trick pony
September 27th, 2022 at 11:50 PM ^
Nope, Jessica Alba YES!
September 28th, 2022 at 2:15 AM ^
Sorry I'm just being a dick.
And I'm ashamed but I don't follow pop culture at all. So I literally thought that was Kate Upton for years.
I don't know shit about shit
September 28th, 2022 at 7:55 AM ^
Pop culture? If youre a detroit sports fan, you know who Kate Upton is.
September 28th, 2022 at 10:43 AM ^
Obviously not