OTish: Chris Evans (YTCE) one of the favorites to win big
August 11th, 2022 at 3:18 PM ^
This constitutes "winning?"
Think I'll take the L
August 11th, 2022 at 3:37 PM ^
Do you have any idea what her net worth is? Let me help you, 1.8 billion. I could deal with a whole lot of crazy.
August 11th, 2022 at 3:51 PM ^
There's no amount of money worth that ride.
August 11th, 2022 at 3:59 PM ^
Too much history.
August 11th, 2022 at 4:04 PM ^
'cause I felt a little ill
when I saw all the pictures
of the jockeys that were there before me
August 11th, 2022 at 4:03 PM ^
Puti, you're riding a Lion half naked worth about the same amount. LOL.
August 11th, 2022 at 4:04 PM ^
There is definitely an amount of money worth that ride
August 11th, 2022 at 4:44 PM ^
she transfers all her funds to me, then maybe
dealing with that much crazy just to hope she spends some of it on me isn't worth it
August 12th, 2022 at 12:01 AM ^
Actually it would be fun as long as you didn’t fall in love.
August 11th, 2022 at 6:27 PM ^
lol, so you think she's just going to give Chris a bunch of money?
August 11th, 2022 at 8:26 PM ^
When you're right, you're right.
But, hey! Where's my name?!
August 11th, 2022 at 3:19 PM ^
Win big?
August 11th, 2022 at 3:40 PM ^
Sure. I mean, coldnjl, look at her butt. It is so big, she looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends. (Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, OK?) I mean, her butt, it's just so. . . big. Ugh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there, I mean, ugh. . . gross. Look!
August 11th, 2022 at 3:57 PM ^
Baby got back!
August 11th, 2022 at 4:59 PM ^
That baby got Hump Back!
August 11th, 2022 at 4:05 PM ^
The Oral History of Sir Mix-a-lot's anthem was a great read.
https://www.vulture.com/2013/12/sir-mix-a-lot-baby-got-back-video-oral-history.html
August 11th, 2022 at 4:12 PM ^
Sir Mixawho?
/ I keed, I keed
August 11th, 2022 at 3:19 PM ^
If by "winning", you mean in a Charlie Sheen type of way, then yes
August 11th, 2022 at 3:19 PM ^
We have reached a new low
August 11th, 2022 at 3:37 PM ^
as humans or on this board?
August 11th, 2022 at 5:37 PM ^
LOL. both.
August 11th, 2022 at 3:22 PM ^
You know our society has misguided priorities when being associated with that family, much less dating one of its members, is something to aspire to. Not suggesting Evans is, but there are many who would.
I don't really feel that I have anything to learn from or relate to with a woman who has never had to work or sweat a day in her life, much less have to work hard, pay the bills, wonder where her next meal is coming from, if she can pay her rent next month, and yet she feels she can crap on everyone else for "not wanting to work."
August 11th, 2022 at 4:05 PM ^
"who has never had to work or sweat a day in her life"
Someone has not seen the video.
August 11th, 2022 at 4:53 PM ^
Touche.
An upvote to you, friend.
August 11th, 2022 at 9:44 PM ^
She just laid there. Dead fuck.
August 11th, 2022 at 5:44 PM ^
I’d take her to Fuddruckers for a chicken dinner
August 11th, 2022 at 3:22 PM ^
Like rolling a hot dog down a hallway…
August 11th, 2022 at 3:22 PM ^
Wasn't aware he made it to NFL - somewhat surprised considering how the last few years of his UM playing career went. Good for him - hope he appreciates the second chance given to him and uses it to help others.
August 11th, 2022 at 3:36 PM ^
Chris is the primary KOR for the Bengals and a pass catching threat out of the backfield. Cincinnati is talking about him being one of their breakout players this year.
He's also played in 1 more Super Bowl than the Lions have.
August 11th, 2022 at 4:20 PM ^
Very cool to hear. I don't follow NFL much any longer, but nice to see UM guys doing well. For Evans especially, who nearly wrecked his chance with a poor life decision, glad to hear he has found some success.
August 11th, 2022 at 5:09 PM ^
More shade, please.
August 11th, 2022 at 5:17 PM ^
Just being honest - many students have been expelled for doing that and he's lucky he wasn't. His decision could have potentially wrecked his chance at the NFL had things went differently - that is simply a fact.
I applaud the fact that he owned up to it and stuck with his schooling at UM (and worked hard to get back in good standing academically and with the team). He could have easily quit and given up - or more likely just went somewhere else (lost a good amount of PT regardless - certainly cost him draft stock). He didn't - that takes courage, commitment and humility. I said just about the same things back in the thread that discussed his situation years ago.
My *point* is that he was given a second chance and found success (of which I was not aware since I don't follow pro sports much anymore). Happy for the kid. I hope he appreciates it and pays it forward as well.
August 11th, 2022 at 10:21 PM ^
Whoa--so much shade Chris is going to need Vitamin D supplements.
August 12th, 2022 at 6:04 AM ^
I think some people here have a very odd way of defining "shade". I like Evans - he was a good contributor to the team, we all got very concerned when he took that hit to the head and got knocked unconscious (temporarily - fortunately with no major lasting issues it seems), and looked poised to be a major leader on the team in his final years. He then made a bad choice - it happens. It cost him, but he did the right things afterwards. I don't see "shade" here - just a testament to character development. Strange if people choose to get upset about that, but that's their choice.
August 11th, 2022 at 3:34 PM ^
Don’t be ridiculous!
-Balki
August 11th, 2022 at 3:38 PM ^
That's definitely a list of people.
I don't particularly care who celebrities date (and it's weird that people get on female celebrities for sleeping with lots of men while men who do so are treated as sex gods and not himbos) but I'd be a bit nervous if my name popped up on a list like that. unless Chris Evans, backup RB for the Bengals, has had some series of interactions with Kim that have previously not been reported.
August 11th, 2022 at 5:01 PM ^
Chris Evans, Reggie Bush, all the same name.
August 11th, 2022 at 3:44 PM ^
Trump couldn’t handle an actual American woman. She’d leave real quick.
I guess Chris has that Bde. Idris should also be on this list.
August 11th, 2022 at 3:54 PM ^
Are we sure Kim Kardashian is American? I thought we'd offshored all plastic consumer product manufacturing by now.
August 11th, 2022 at 4:38 PM ^
She’s a walking, talking personification of the ship of Theseus.
August 11th, 2022 at 5:12 PM ^
Never thought I'd see a Kim Kardashian dig and a philosophical reference in the same sentence. Upvote to you.
August 11th, 2022 at 6:02 PM ^
Ah. “Assembled in America, from imported parts”
August 11th, 2022 at 3:48 PM ^
I think the worst part of a relationship with Ms Kardashian would be listening to her whiny voice. Of course there is an obvious way of avoiding that issue.
August 11th, 2022 at 5:10 PM ^
What's worse is that thousands of women emulate her to some degree (including that whiny voice).
August 11th, 2022 at 3:48 PM ^
I'm shaking.
August 11th, 2022 at 3:53 PM ^
She is just about old enough to be his mother. How'd he get on that list?
August 11th, 2022 at 4:02 PM ^
The Kardashian ladies like athletes. After a batshit rapper and a fugly *comedian* it seems like a rising NFL player would fit her rotation.