OT: Recovering from procedure, reading mgoblog all day

Submitted by Amaizing Blue on
Don't want to have any more kids, took step yesterday to prevent that. Have spent a lot of time on the blog today while quietly sitting around. Made my UM doc laugh by telling him to please not take me literally when I told my buddies I would give my left nut to get Harbaugh.
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OxfordBlue24

January 16th, 2015 at 6:08 PM ^

Dude wtf. I've been battling a nasty bout of explosive diarrhea the last couple of days but you don't see me sharing it with the Mgoblog community for shits (pun intended) and giggles.



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LSAClassOf2000

January 16th, 2015 at 6:41 PM ^

I would say that it typically is, at least judging by the fact that there is a cluster of similar threads to this around the time of the tournament. That being said, I made the weird decision of having mine done around the time of the All-Star Break going on five years ago, so my memories of the 2010 Home Run Derby are very, very different and perhaps considerably more entertaining (but also much less lucid) thanks to medication. 

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mgoblue0970

January 16th, 2015 at 9:38 PM ^

None... my vas deferens are still in factory new shape. But there are some doctors who won't do it on moral or Hippocratic grounds... or that some doctors who will do this in such a situation require a cooling off period between consultation and procedure. You can find a doc who will do this though... just like you can get a tattoo on your face if you visit enough tattoo parlors. I was just sayin'... that's all.

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GotBlueOnMyMind

January 17th, 2015 at 2:15 AM ^

That is true, although most that are willing to do it for a person without kids will require you to freeze some (admittedly, this is hearsay from a friend who considered it). However, it is very true that the vast majority of doctors, and some states, require your spouse's consent to get one, if you are married.



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Amaizing Blue

January 16th, 2015 at 6:33 PM ^

Off two days, though I think I could have done desk job today. No narcotics, just Tylenol earlier and whiskey now. Only shared bc I am bored out of my mind, now glad I did due the disgusting yet hypnotic gif posted.

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ChicagoGangViolins

January 16th, 2015 at 7:35 PM ^

 

Fortunately without the poo. Almost pure booze. Sigma Chi "bells" at Dooleys competing against a 300+lb former lineman. Winner. NOT. Naked dash across campus to my shower following a very public explosion: PRICELESS. Still have that bell signed by all the dudes.

 

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wolverinebutt

January 16th, 2015 at 6:43 PM ^

Stay on the couch for 2 days like I did and its a non issue.

Mow the grass and do man stuff right away -- You will be like my friend and in pain for 7 - 10 days.  

Hummm - easy choice.  

     

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Amaizing Blue

January 16th, 2015 at 7:11 PM ^

I am a big believer in following medical advice from actual doctors, especially in this case. All possible complications sound way worse than they might when dealing with any other area.

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Go Blue Rosie

January 16th, 2015 at 7:59 PM ^

I actually find this thread (nasty gifs included) more enjoyable - and just as relevant - as the 3,000 OSU threads earlier this week.

That said, I'm super glad I'm a girl.

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