OT - Phil Mickelson confirms that Columbus is full of cooler poopers
I admit that mine is a distinctly minority opinion here, but I personally have zero interest in watching or playing golf. But apparently, there are upsides to my disinterest!
During the 2006 Memorial Tournament (which takes place every year in northwest Columbus over Memorial Day weekend and attracts at least one torrential downpour), Phil Mickelson found poop in the sixth hole of the Muirfield course.
Way to represent, Buckeye Nation. You are, as they say, what your record says you are.
Normally I'd laugh at a double post, but not this one—repetition is warranted here. As Phil said, carry on.
As the guilty party in question, would it be fair to say that I achieved a.... deuce?
This contest is over! Give the man his $10000!
I groaned at the obvious (and poor) dad joke. But I also smiled and +1'd, because I'm a dad and its the little things like this that work...
When you say double do you mean deuce
No shit!?
No. Shit.
Shits and skins!
I see the first two, I'll only believe it if a third source confirms this.
My uncle used to work for the US Postal Service and I remember my cousin telling me that someone was putting shit in the bottom of their vending machines where the non-shit stuff comes out. I think they gave him/her the name Mad Shitter. Not sure if they ever caught the person. Will have to ask my cousin next time I see him. Anywho must've been a Buckeye either way.
Coolers? Am I missing something with the coolers. A hole on a golf course is not called a cooler.
Come on man. Get with the program. Cooler Pooper.
Thanks, I've never heard that story before.
Nor will you be able to un-see it....
I swear that I heard a few "Get in the cooler!" shouts at this year's Memorial tournament.
you said "A hole"
Ohio is a big gross turd
My ancestors came from Ohio. I like to say we evolved and moved to Michigan.
I grew up in that god forsaken state. I like to think that I escaped from there.
Ohio is the wasteland between Pittsburgh and Ann Arbor.
And Ann Arbor is the Promised Land between the wastelands/shitholes of E. Lansing and Ohio.
South until you smell it, East until you step in it.
confirmation......cbus is the asshole of ohio
When Zach Smith came around the next morning, all he could remember was pinching one off in the tiniest damn shitter he ever saw...
Boy, for a few moments until he moved his arms a bit, I would've sworn Phil was sitting on the can.
Given the subject matter, he clearly missed a golden opportunity...
More like a white plastic opportunity, amirite?
Two Girls, Tin Cup
Where is Carl Spackler when you need him?
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There is no public water or sewer service in this picture...
Ready Pooper One
Phil is such a loser.
That's a great story - hahaha! Love the roaring "phire" he had going to.
At the risk of neg-bombs (MGo-points that is)...are we not above this on our beloved blog?
We're really not.
We really should strive to take the higher path...
That's why we don't take a dump in coolers or golf holes.
I'm all about getting some juicy details from Phil's career on the links, and who doesn't love a good Ohio poop story, but "Phireside with Phil."
More like "iPhone 5 Living Room Candleside with Phil."
From UrbanDictionary.com:
"A classless sports fan. Originating from a 2005 college football game between the the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes which was overcrowded to the point that fans resorted to pooping in their coolers. Credit for the first use of the phrase "cooler pooper" goes to Brian Cook of MGoBlog.com."
Lol hilarious. O-H!