FWIW, she denies a relationship with Verlander. I thought this news would cheer up some of you single, no-need-to-buy-flowers guys out there on this Valentine's Day.
Sorry, no accompanying gif.
so much for that
OT - Kate Upton is single
February 14th, 2013 at 5:26 PM
#1
OT - Kate Upton is single
February 14th, 2013 at 6:39 PM | 
Why the hell are you so
Why the hell are you so
February 14th, 2013 at 9:58 PM |
Exactly, why the hell even
Exactly, why the hell even
Exactly, why the hell even post. If you didn't like it, you should have just moved on.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:31 PM |
Ferns' big news is
Ferns' big news is
Michigan recruits get a date with Kate upon signing ...
"Everybody wants to be a hero, so to speak. But it takes everybody." - Charles Woodson
February 14th, 2013 at 5:32 PM |
I have a funny feeling this
I have a funny feeling this
I have a funny feeling this is gonna go my way...
the supreme head butt
February 14th, 2013 at 5:32 PM |
I'm sad.
I'm sad.
I'm sad.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:33 PM |
This is not offtopic.
And
This is not offtopic.
And
This is not offtopic.
And I've already tweeted her, instagramed her, poked her (facebook), and sent her an owl asking her to be my valentine.
SO BACK OFF!
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
February 14th, 2013 at 5:41 PM |
You sent a what now?
You sent a what now?
You sent a what now?
February 14th, 2013 at 5:44 PM |
Hooo the hell are you?
Hooo the hell are you?
Hooo the hell are you?
February 14th, 2013 at 7:33 PM |
In tears over here..
In tears over here..
That was hilarious..
February 14th, 2013 at 7:38 PM |
Hey, you're back!!! What did
Hey, you're back!!! What did
Hey, you're back!!! What did she say?
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
February 15th, 2013 at 10:08 AM |
Maybe I should start doing
Maybe I should start doing
Maybe I should start doing work at work and quit reading MGoBlog ... I am cracking up over here!!
February 14th, 2013 at 5:34 PM |
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Now I can submit my application for boyfriend. Hope I get it!
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." -KK
February 14th, 2013 at 5:35 PM |
Interesting . . . I've always
Interesting . . . I've always
Interesting . . . I've always thought Kate was the kind of girl that I could wrap my hands around. Wait, hands? No, not hands! I meant arms! I meant arms! Shit!
Yes, THAT Craig James. Allegedly.
February 14th, 2013 at 10:32 PM |
CJ
CJ
haven't you done enough damage in your career?
-- The hookers
-- The anouncing on ESPN
-- The Senate Run
please just step away....
/s <-- just in case it's the real CJ.
Born in Oklahoma
Raised in Ohio
Escaped to Meechigan
February 14th, 2013 at 5:37 PM |
So...
So...
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
February 14th, 2013 at 5:39 PM |
I should be really happy
I should be really happy
I should be really happy because now that she is single I have a chance!
In reality, absolutely nothing about my life has changed.
"Fortune leaves always some door open."
February 14th, 2013 at 5:40 PM |
Dibs.
Dibs.
Dibs.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:40 PM |
Somebody is trying to sell
Somebody is trying to sell
Somebody is trying to sell magazines.
The Team, The Team, The Team.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:41 PM |
This is so not OT.
This is so not OT.
This is so not OT.
LSA '11
February 14th, 2013 at 5:47 PM |
Is she gonna commit soon or
Is she gonna commit soon or
Is she gonna commit soon or is she taking visits?
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
February 14th, 2013 at 6:04 PM |
Visits
Visits
Actually, I'll be at her house tonight for an "in-home visit"
February 14th, 2013 at 6:08 PM |
I think she's being recruited
I think she's being recruited
I think she's being recruited at DB but will eventually be a WR.
"Are you an official here?Because you've officially given me a boner."
February 14th, 2013 at 6:16 PM |
Despite her lacking overall
Despite her lacking overall
Despite her lacking overall size....excluding her fun bags...she would be my favorite "tight end".
February 14th, 2013 at 5:50 PM |
Verlander
Verlander
Hasn't had his best stuff lately.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:53 PM |
He tried to get his slider in,
He tried to get his slider in,
but it was low and outside.
Your opinion has no value.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:32 PM |
Perhaps his fastball is "too
Perhaps his fastball is "too
Perhaps his fastball is "too quick"?
Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. - Ephesians 6:11
February 14th, 2013 at 8:45 PM |
Oh MAN!
Oh MAN!
This whole thread has me crying!!!! You guys are killin me. My wife thinks I've gone totally mental. Thanks, you guys!
The Team, The Team, The Team
February 14th, 2013 at 10:29 PM |
...
...
I think he needs to soften her up with his curve.
February 15th, 2013 at 8:07 AM |
Always
Always
Bust em inside.
February 15th, 2013 at 12:23 AM |
He should incorporate
He should incorporate
He should incorporate screwballs and a split-finger into his repertoire.
Campaign manager--Hoke 2012.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:51 PM |
Fair Warning:
Fair Warning:
I neg anyone who negs a Kate Upton post.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:52 PM |
Check out the video. It's
Check out the video. It's
Check out the video. It's hilariously awesome how bad of a liar she is.
-Eternal guardian of the Prevent (you from winning) Defense
February 14th, 2013 at 5:53 PM |
iPad
iPad
She's really not that hot... Se could loose some weight. Besides in about 5 years those things are going to be on the floor.
If you see someone in an airport with Michigan logos on luggage and they are wearing a pilot uniform come say hello.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:55 PM |
^ Virgin, 30 years old, avid
^ Virgin, 30 years old, avid
^ Virgin, 30 years old, avid World of Warcraft gamer, obviously.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:28 PM |
Kinda reminds me the time we
Kinda reminds me the time we
Kinda reminds me the time we adopt when we have decommits.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:30 PM |
Nailed it
Nailed it
Nailed it.
You, not him. Obviously he's not nailing much of anything
February 14th, 2013 at 5:56 PM |
Your
Your
Your crazy.
THIS IS MICHIGAN
February 14th, 2013 at 7:17 PM |
crazy?
crazy?
Biz hundert azoi ve tsvantsik
February 14th, 2013 at 5:58 PM |
You Sir,
You Sir,
Are what is known as a Hater.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:22 PM |
Is that Phil from Detroit
Is that Phil from Detroit
Is that Phil from Detroit
February 14th, 2013 at 7:30 PM |
Wow.
Wow.
I am lost for words. That may be one of the dumbest statements I have read today!
February 15th, 2013 at 12:26 AM |
You must be the "lucky" guy.
You must be the "lucky" guy.
Campaign manager--Hoke 2012.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:55 PM |
The fact that you thought I
The fact that you thought I
The fact that you thought I might like a GIF and decided not to include one...
February 14th, 2013 at 5:57 PM |
That couldn't have gone worse if...
That couldn't have gone worse if...
...Darren Rovell were asking the questions.
February 14th, 2013 at 5:59 PM |
Shotgun!
Shotgun!
I call her!
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-RIP Mitch
February 14th, 2013 at 10:33 PM |
Sorry, Balrog already called
Sorry, Balrog already called
Sorry, Balrog already called dibs...
February 14th, 2013 at 11:49 PM |
Damn straight.
Damn straight.
No one can resist these flames.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:06 PM |
bad news
bad news
At least if she was committed, I'd know who the competition was.
Eating is murder.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:07 PM |
My relationship with Kate Upton
My relationship with Kate Upton
is avuncular.
February 14th, 2013 at 6:18 PM |
Muppets?
Muppets?
Muppets?
Why the hell are you so negative all the time????
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears