Craig James

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17 weeks 4 days

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Recent Comments

Date	Title	Body
12 weeks 2 days ago	This is insane.  Some guy	This is insane.  Some guy posts a message about an alleged rumor about a Tressel getting a job and they get chastized.  Meanwhile, millions of people document my alleged handling of six, I mean, five prostitutes and I have to spend tens of thousands getting it removed.  There is something seriously unjust about this.
12 weeks 4 days ago	Ha!  I see what you did	Ha!  I see what you did there. Kids today (and even back in the 80s) are so tame.  I won't even tell you what we allegedly used to do back in my college days!
13 weeks 2 days ago	You think I'm soft?  Six, er,	You think I'm soft?  Six, er, I mean five hookers would allegedly beg to differ.  Leach is lucky I didn't allegedly snap his neck too!
13 weeks 2 days ago	Why?  Why did you have to	Why?  Why did you have to bring me into this?  I finally get some quiet time after basically failing at everything I've done the past year and you have to go and and f-ck that up for me too?  You, sir, are an a--hole and I hope you fall and split your cowbell in half.  Oh, and button your f-cking shirt!
13 weeks 3 days ago	Interesting . . . I've always	Interesting . . . I've always thought Kate was the kind of girl that I could wrap my hands around.  Wait, hands?  No, not hands!  I meant arms!  I meant arms!  Shit!
13 weeks 3 days ago	Never heard of the guy but I	Never heard of the guy but I appreciate him.  Anyone that can take the spotlight away from me goes down in the "friend" column for me.
14 weeks 2 days ago	Posbang, you say?  I think I	Posbang, you say?  I think I went to one of these back in my college days.  If this is the same as that, I'm up for it!  There were so many prostitutes at that party.  I had the time of my life.  The aftermath was allegedly messy but I can't remember anything so its all good.  Allegedly.
14 weeks 3 days ago	Well, uh, nevermind.	Well, uh, nevermind.
14 weeks 3 days ago	That's exactly what I	That's exactly what I allegedly told that bitch before she allegedly smacked me.  Well, of course I don't let some low-life hooker do something like that to me!  Ha!  I allegedly showed her! You know, I like the way you think FWI.  We should hang out sometime.
14 weeks 3 days ago	Well, since you asked, to be	Well, since you asked, to be honest, I'm a little more than just annoyed at the news.  I mean, if Ray Lewis allegedly kills one person and gets a statute, wouldn't that correlate to someone allegedly killing five people getting five statutes?  If so, wouldn't I at least be under consideration for at six, er, I mean, five alleged statues?  I'm not even picky.  Small 10 foot ones would be fine.  And they can all be in one central location on the SMU campus.  Or, better yet, at the corner of 5th and Jones Streets.  Allegedly.
14 weeks 3 days ago	Well, considering I'm the	Well, considering I'm the alleged real one, I'm even more puzzled than you.  I mean, how would people know that my SSN is 123-45-6789.  OOPS!  Quick, mods, please delete this comment!
14 weeks 3 days ago	That's just not true.  I	That's just not true.  I never suffocated her.  I . . . wait . . . NICE TRY!  I did not allegedly kill her!
14 weeks 3 days ago	Nice try, imposter.  Read my	Nice try, imposter.  Read my tagline and my username.  My full legal name has no underscore in it, obviously.  Stop holding yourself out to be me or I'm going to sue you.  And trust me . . . I have many very powerful attorneys on retainer and at my disposal.
14 weeks 4 days ago	Go fuck yourself. (said in as	Go fuck yourself. (said in as nicely a way as possible, FWIW)
14 weeks 6 days ago	GLENN ROBINSON III PUNCHES	GLENN ROBINSON III PUNCHES KIDS!  Lets get this meme going!
16 weeks 3 days ago	I assume that you contacted	I assume that you contacted my publicist before posting that glamor shot of me on this here blog.  If not, you better cough up some royalties or at least some MGoPoints for the usage.  That said, its pretty cool that you like having me around.  Texans don't seem to enjoy me and, for some reason, prostitutes look at me like I'm an alleged serial killer so its nice to know that you all still care about me.  Thanks Brian. (By the way, how do you like my cowboy hat in that picture?  I bought it just for my campaign, from campaign funds donated by big oil money.  Its okay to use those funds buy clothes, right?)
17 weeks 3 days ago	I don't do press conferences	I don't do press conferences anymore.  I'm sick of getting the same stupid questions over and over.  I DIDN'T MURDER THOSE HOOKERS!
17 weeks 3 days ago	Will someone please remind me	Will someone please remind me to reach out to Manti and give him the contact information for my PR firm?  The one I hired before my campaign went out and got rid of all that nonsense about me allegedly killing a few dirty hookers that alledgedly wouldn't give me what I wanted for a good price.  All I alledgedly wanted was a little rub-and-tug and they each allegedly wanted to charge me $25!  What a joke.  Anyway, my PR firm went and cleared all that up for me.  I bet they'd be happy to help Manti - they are miracle workers!  Alledgedly.
17 weeks 3 days ago	Thats funny because I	Thats funny because I alledged once knew one (or was it five?) of them too.
17 weeks 3 days ago	Count me in.  How far do I	Count me in.  How far do I have to, er, "go" with her to get the points?
17 weeks 4 days ago	What do you mean?   Ohhh . .	What do you mean?   Ohhh . . . I get it.  Real funny.  Jerk.
17 weeks 4 days ago	I'm available.  How do I	I'm available.  How do I apply?
17 weeks 4 days ago	Whew.  I thought this was	Whew.  I thought this was going to turn into a conversation about how I allegedly killed 5 hookers.  Or was it 6?  I forget.  Allegedly.