OT: Dan Marino has a [ED: child out of wedlock]

Submitted by Monocle Smile on

The New York Post came out this morning with the news that Dan Marino had an affair a while ago with CBS employee Donna Savaterre, and they made a baby. FWIW, Marino is claiming the child and financially supporting them, which puts him above several other notable people in history (i.e. Benjamin Franklin).

As a special bonus, the VERY FIRST HIT on Google for "Donna Savaterre" is a RCMB "hot or not" thread dedicated to her.

 

Link:

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/oh_danny_girl_love_child_bC0SHH481536QPjsXfyWyJ

 

P.S. Yes, the cruel jokes about how like his mistress, Dan Marino has no rings have already been made. You sick freaks.

[ED - PGB:  I just couldn't leave the title as originally published.  Its pretty offensive to some and I didn't want to take the thread down entirely because the comments (other than people feeling offended) are hilarious.]

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EGD

January 31st, 2013 at 11:34 AM ^

I got in trouble once in high school for using the word "bastard."  There was this awful teacher at our school (Mr. Fitzgerald of Saginaw Heritage).  He'd been around for decades--and, in fact, my mother had drawn him for the mandatory government class that must be completed for graduation.

Thing was, our school had this policy whereby student who were 18 years of age or older could basically skip the government class and get the required credit by running for a local school board position instead.  Sure enough, in 1972 my mother ran for the Saginaw Township School Board as a high school senior--with her primary motivating factor being the ability to not have Mr. Fitzgerald for government class.

Evidently, this Fitzgerald dude could hold one hell of a grudge.  Because 20-some years later, the guy repeatedly found ways of tormenting me throughout my high school career--even though I never actually had him for a teacher.  On one such occasion, around 1993 I'd say, he overheard me jokingly call one of my buddies a "bastard" in the cafeteria.  At that, Mr. Fitzgerald literally dragged my by the earlobe down to the school disciplinarian's office and insisted that I be punished.

Fortunately for me, the school disciplinarian (Mr.Rutledge) was a reasonable guy who was befuddled as to why Mr. Fitzgerald was so incensed over an honor's student's use of such a mild, not-even-dirty word.  So, after he got Mr. Fitzgerald to go away, Mr. Rutledge told me, "EGD, you're going to have to erase your words."  He then wrote "you bastard" on a block of scrap wood and handed me a sheet of sandpaper.  After I sanded it off I was free to go.

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January 31st, 2013 at 1:57 PM ^

The PC police / "I'm so offended y'all" crowd take a slight victory, though not the victory they were seeking.  In the face of overwhealming odds, the thread stays and everyone knows what the thread title originaly said.  Moral of the story, PGB is the man for not caving under a little pressure from the "I'm so offended!!!!" folks.  The pussification of America is delayed one more day by the acts of these great americans, PGB and BlastBeat88.

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Wendyk5

January 31st, 2013 at 3:04 PM ^

I used to be a pastry chef and did a series of dinners on Maui with a local Chicago chef. Dan Marino was one of the guests, so I can honestly say that I've cooked for Dan Marino. Yeah, I know - cool story bro.

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