Patrick Hruby is doing God's work.
OT: Charlie Weis to KU
December 8th, 2011 at 6:48 PM | 
One of my best friends is a HUGE KSU fan
One of my best friends is a HUGE KSU fan
December 8th, 2011 at 8:26 PM |
HUGE KSU fan
HUGE KSU fan
Find the fat joke...
"If life is the road, then Ohio is simply a place to stop for gas." -- Scott Burgess, Detroit News, 9/16/2010
December 8th, 2011 at 10:40 PM |
Nice one!
Nice one!
It would be even funnier if he was fat ass too. Unfotunately, he's a gym rat who's built like he should work for Vince McMahon.
"... never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word."
-Bob Ufer
December 8th, 2011 at 6:32 PM |
How's that chant go? Rock,
How's that chant go? Rock,
How's that chant go? Rock, gold bond medicated powder, Jayhawk?
December 8th, 2011 at 6:32 PM |
I know where Dayne
I know where Dayne
is transferring! Schematic Advantage KU!
Srsly, what the hell?
Who is Jon Falk?
December 8th, 2011 at 6:36 PM |
Florida fans today
Florida fans today
December 8th, 2011 at 6:38 PM |
My intention was to post
My intention was to post
an over/under on Mangino/Weis jokes. Now, I'm just going to take the over...no matter what it is. Carry on.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:10 PM |
Kansas loves
Kansas loves
Overweight coaches.
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
December 8th, 2011 at 10:13 PM |
posted from iPhone
posted from iPhone
Funny, Weiss' scale always takes the over too.
Doctor Wolverine
December 8th, 2011 at 6:39 PM |
Well, to be fair, going 6-6
Well, to be fair, going 6-6
Well, to be fair, going 6-6 and beating Vanderbilt would be considered a great accomplishment for Kansas.
Turner Gill must be sitting there saying to himself, 'they fired me for... *him*'?
December 8th, 2011 at 6:58 PM |
Lets be honest, Tuner Gill is
Lets be honest, Tuner Gill is
Lets be honest, Tuner Gill is half the coach Weis is, maybe less.
December 8th, 2011 at 8:20 PM |
Subtly clever.
Subtly clever.
Subtly clever.
December 8th, 2011 at 8:01 PM |
After only two years!!!!
After only two years!!!!
Watch charlie implode while blame everyone else if he fails.
Lucky enough to have my own JT wristband!!
December 8th, 2011 at 6:42 PM |
Cmon man
Cmon man
http://www.athletespickingtheirnoses.com/2010/04/mark-mandingo-is-class-act.html
http://www.athletespickingtheirnoses.com/2010/04/mark-mandingo-is-class-act.html
If history repeats itself, I think we can expect the same things to happen again
December 8th, 2011 at 6:44 PM |
Wow what a terrible hire.
Wow what a terrible hire.
If he couldn't win with 5 stars and ND's 9ish gimme's a year how the hell do they expect him to win at KU.
The new AD should be fired immediately.
"... never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word."
-Bob Ufer
December 8th, 2011 at 6:50 PM |
Kansas is really looking
Kansas is really looking
Kansas is really looking forward to having a decisive tactical advantage.
Whatcha gonna do, little brother?
December 8th, 2011 at 6:54 PM |
Weiss
Weiss
may have been better off taking a coaching job at a Bolivian University.
"I'm not a vegetarian b/c I love animals. I'm a vegetarian b/c I hate plants"
December 8th, 2011 at 6:59 PM |
Wow
Wow
I'm going to be contrarian. Dude has Rings and NFL contacts. He'll be able to recruit because he can legitamely tell kids "I know what it takes you get you to the next level and I can help you get there."
I think he achieves middling success at KU. Yes he never beats the cream of the B12, but he'll do well enough, get them a decent bowl, and give them some alums in the NFL to brag out. Assuming the fans don't get greedy he'll bring them success.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:06 PM |
Two things you're
Two things you're
Two things you're missing:
1. Weis had more talent at ND than any team he played outside of USC, and he turned in a number of lousy years despite it. Those people chose ND for ND, not Charlie Weis. His talent level will be far lower in Lawrence and his schedule will be comparable. I'd be surprised if he beats 7 wins more than once.
2. He, like Mangino, is a fat person. Very fat person. This is integral to the thread, yet you neglected to mention it.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:49 PM |
To his credit, he did use
To his credit, he did use
To his credit, he did use cream in his response.
Reminding us that Charlie Weis drinks gallons of cream every day to work around the constraints of his lap band.
December 8th, 2011 at 8:36 PM |
Perfect pairing
Perfect pairing
Weis and KU really deserve each other. KU got too big for their britches when they fired Mangino, and Weis is too big for almost any pair of britches in any department store.
Britches, bitches.
December 8th, 2011 at 9:15 PM |
Britches, bitches.
+1000.
Britches, bitches.
+1000.
Britches, bitches.
+1000.
M'Dog
December 8th, 2011 at 7:08 PM |
WHAT
WHAT
How many college teams does Charlie have to drive into the ground before people stop hiring him?
"Good evening, and welcome to Michigan Stadium for this the one-hundred thirty-second season of Michigan football, and the thirty-ninth meeting between Michigan and Notre Dame." -Carl Grapentine, September 10, 2011
December 8th, 2011 at 7:45 PM |
Well,
Well,
the answer to your question is, apparently: "At least three".
Taking it one week at a time
December 8th, 2011 at 7:11 PM |
I decided to peruse this
I decided to peruse this
I decided to peruse this thread to make a fat joke. All of you guys were on top of that, and more apparently. So I guess I'll just call him FatWeiss and leave it at that.
Denied by UM multiple times, nonetheless lifelong M fan.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:27 PM |
Kind of a slap in the face to
Kind of a slap in the face to
Kind of a slap in the face to Muschamp, "Thanks for the job, I'm out!"
University of Dayton Class of '13 // The Twitterz
December 8th, 2011 at 7:28 PM |
Yeah, Muschamp might not be
Yeah, Muschamp might not be
Yeah, Muschamp might not be all that bummed though.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:35 PM |
True
True
"Don't let the door hit you in the front butt on the way to KU"
University of Dayton Class of '13 // The Twitterz
December 8th, 2011 at 7:40 PM |
Apparently, the KU AD thought
Apparently, the KU AD thought
Apparently, the KU AD thought the hire would "put Kansas Football on the map."
Well, it makes KU visible from space, but I don't think that's exactly what he was gunning for...
Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Wolverine Incognito.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:48 PM |
Laugh all you want, but this
Laugh all you want, but this
Laugh all you want, but this means more FL kids goin to Ohio. Muschamp is totally gonna bounce back to Texas once Mack Brown realizes he's not a good coach anymore. Muschamp is one of those great coordinator-bad head coach types, IMO.
December 8th, 2011 at 7:47 PM |
The only reason Kansas
The only reason Kansas
hired him is that they stuill have some of Mangino's clothes left...
"Forty-two Big Ten Championships!"
December 8th, 2011 at 7:49 PM |
Darn,
Darn,
I was looking forward to seeing Charlie in the box during the Gator Bowl.
Without his decide schematic advantage to discuss, we'll only hear about the matchup of Urban Meyer's old team against his new team.
/s
Taking it one week at a time
December 8th, 2011 at 7:50 PM |
posted from iPhone
posted from iPhone
I hadnt heard any rumors about this. Maybe we should have checked barges on the Mississippi instead of FlightTracker
December 8th, 2011 at 9:25 PM |
Right vehicle, wrong location
Right vehicle, wrong location
We should have been on the look out for his party barge in the Great Dune Sea on Tatooine
"It's the only place to get the inside story on Wolverine football, so blee bluhh tahh!" - Bo
December 8th, 2011 at 7:58 PM |
Missed you, big guy
Missed you, big guy
XOXO
December 8th, 2011 at 7:59 PM |
It must be the intoxicating
It must be the intoxicating
It must be the intoxicating aroma of bacon around Charlie Weis that causes people to keep hiring him.
Mmmmm, bacon. /Homer
Michigan Resurgent? Michigan Resurgent!
The beatings will continue until the uniforms improve!
December 8th, 2011 at 8:01 PM |
schedule
schedule
Do we have any openings on our schedule in the next three years? I'd love to beat Weis again, plus wins against BCS programs always look nice, and we'll have to schedule them fast before Weis gets fired.
December 8th, 2011 at 8:06 PM |
Charlie is going to be hell
Charlie is going to be hell
on those BIG 12 eateries...
Lucky enough to have my own JT wristband!!
December 8th, 2011 at 8:06 PM |
Hahahaha, you know it's an
Hahahaha, you know it's an
Hahahaha, you know it's an epic thread when there are 64 comments and 13 of them are already +5'd!
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
December 8th, 2011 at 8:11 PM |
KU + Weis
KU + Weis
is a match made in heaven. Mediocrity, meet your new master of ceremonies!
Abort, Retry, Fail?
December 8th, 2011 at 8:19 PM |
Except "Music" = "Strategic Advantage" Here...
Except "Music" = "Strategic Advantage" Here...
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
December 8th, 2011 at 9:14 PM |
Weis wakes up every night in a cold sweat
Weis wakes up every night in a cold sweat
"Henne...Manningham...Henne...HENNE!!"
Abort, Retry, Fail?
December 8th, 2011 at 8:23 PM |
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
"I knew Bo Schembechler and you sir, are no Bo Schembechler!"
December 8th, 2011 at 8:26 PM |
Weis is
Weis is
A scheme guy. You need to be a teacher in college...if you want to succeed that is.
December 8th, 2011 at 8:59 PM |
posted from iPhone
posted from iPhone
Come on, we all know he will succeed because of his decided schematic advantage.
"But in the tire fire that was last year's secondary he showed a little spark." - Brian Cook
December 8th, 2011 at 8:34 PM |
I guess if Weis doesn't work
I guess if Weis doesn't work
I guess if Weis doesn't work out*, they can always just hire Ralph Friedgen to replace him.
*I know, he clearly doesn't work out, but that's not what I meant
Ann Arbor: now the permanent home of the Little Brown Jug
67-22-3 all-time
December 8th, 2011 at 8:36 PM |
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posted from iPhone
So they just needed another fat guy? There must be a restaurant chain that had a say in this.
December 8th, 2011 at 8:40 PM |
The really insane thing is that right now
The really insane thing is that right now
Somewhere in the country there are a batch of relatively unknown young coordinators or coaches in non-BCS conferences currently waiting for their first chance at a BCS level program. These coaches will go on to fame and great success at whichever school is smart enough to hire them.
Kansas, it appears, is not one of those schools.
42 years ago, Michigan was.
December 8th, 2011 at 10:09 PM |
Kansas tried that route with
Kansas tried that route with
Kansas tried that route with Turner Gill, but he apparently lacks the presence of his predecessor or his replacement.
"I would hope that understanding and reconciliation are not limited to the 19th hole alone." - President Gerald R Ford, Michigan '35
December 8th, 2011 at 8:50 PM |
Charlie's hungry to be HC again
Charlie's hungry to be HC again
...Hide the mascot.
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
and he couldn't be happier with this hire!
"... never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word."
-Bob Ufer