OT: Bass Fishing community rocked by cheating scandal
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:02 PM ^
I thought the death penalty was overkill, but I thought that they would have docked the guy's program 5 scholarships a year, allowed the junior and senior bass to transfer without penalty, and prohibited him from post-season appearances for a 2-year period.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:09 PM ^
WON Bass will not pursue criminal charges against Hart, but the episode has tournament organizers around the country speaking out against cheating and seeking ways to prevent their events from being similarly tarnished.
Answer: Make them eat the fish. Mmmm, leady...
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:16 PM ^
That guy just didn't have no sole.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:21 PM ^
For the halibut.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:26 PM ^
...of the tour, he'll probably flounder around for awhile.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:46 PM ^
the fishing community is left with a black mark, thanks to this bass turd.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:47 PM ^
he did it for a few extra clams.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:06 PM ^
I had a sinking feeling this thread was perched to head in this direction.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:13 PM ^
...crappie. Mike Hart's (NTMH) head deserves to be displayed on a pike for this outrage.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:20 PM ^
must be fishing for points...
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:20 PM ^
And drive a skate right though his heart, while we're at it.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:50 PM ^
He figured no one would catch him and everyone would fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:00 AM ^
I was certain these accusations would prove to be bassless.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:10 AM ^
August 4th, 2010 at 12:21 AM ^
We'd reel you in.
Sounds kinda fishy to me...
It's not just a scam to lure you in.
I'll go on record as saying that was a crappe thing he did.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 PM ^
I was sure this was going to be from the Onion, but I guess not.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:25 PM ^
"Scandal...rocks"
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:30 PM ^
ND is part of the Bass community
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:58 PM ^
Haven't seen that in a while, thanks.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:25 PM ^
I feel like we've fallen behind in "Totally bitchin hype videos" between this and UAF's polar bear one(s).
knock him off his perch. I do think the punishment is overgill though.
Holy shit I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!
The jokes were funny, I'd just like to point out that this has been the second thread in the last 24 hours that devolved into making fish-related puns though. Something smells fishy to me.
There's no doubt aboat that, eh? /Canadian accent
They're like real estate agents trying to push us on a sal mon. /Jamaican accent
I'd bet there's goby another pun in this thread. You'd need some real mussel to stop anymore jokes in this community. I'd be whalin to lay my life on the line this ain't gonna stop. My fiance is yellin at me for the puns, so I lobster over the deck. She was gettin on my nerves any way cause alligator was a turtle sundae for our anniversary and not a ring from man-o-war jewelers.
Am I gonna have to nail this through your hammerhead? Cuz it seems like your great white ass isn't gonna make sense of all my jokes.
Cheaters should be put on Death Roe.
Hold on, let's scale this back a bit. Who shad all over this thread with puns? If it was a girl, we should sinker in the ocean for cracken so many jokes. She'll swim with the fishes. It'll net us a good profit if we just drop these shenanigans now and stop with this croc o' malarkey. You're bound to catch the marine ich (look it up) if you keep on with all of this.
And you're bound to get your bass handed to you.