That frog needs to get laid.
+1 relatable
Wait? That's not what's happening?
I just figured we didn't see the Wolverine.
Who doesn't???
/asking for everyone
I don't see the Jumpman logo.
Blue balls during mating season? Poor bastard
He should just whip it out and ribbit to get rid of those blue balls.
I had blue balls on numerous occasions when I was young, but at least I didn't have them on my neck.
That's what she said?
I certainly hope not!
Too many responses are possible to Don's post. Everyone just needs to back away slowly.
TIL Don is the Ballchinian from Men in Black II.
"Everyone just needs to back away slowly."
C'mon, don't be corking their juices this way. Let 'er rip, folks.
Yeah, I've heard of neck beards but never neck balls...
-1 for Adidas highlighter yellow.
Isn't that the Dave Brandon maize?
What's his 40 time
Pretty slow with that going on.
I bet he's sneaky fast with his deceptively long stride.
I doubt it. He'll be stumbling over his blue "balls".
He's a freak of nature in the broad jump
If he can do that in time with Hail to the Victors, sure, why not?
Wtf. No.
Murderwolf is the mascot.
And always has been...
That doesn’t look like a wolverine
-1
Nature is gross.
LOL, I expected to come in here to negbang, but this is awesome! Yeah, it's not a wolverine, but it's got to be the only animal who comes naturally with Michigan game-day face paint on!
+1 for seeing something cool I'd never seen before.
Not the only one.
I want one of those maize and blue birds.
Who knew? I guess I need to watch more Animal Planet. :)
I watch a lot of Animal Planet and still never knew those existed. I could make a fortune in Ann Arbor breeding those things.
At least the frog manscapes
Look at the funbags on him!
Que!?
This is not a Murderwolf
I feel like murdering that proposed frog mascot.
Rally Frog? Someone should gif the proposed JumboTron image.
Imagine every time it inflates those balls, it is saying GoBlue ..... GoBlue ..... GoBlue
Is it poisonous? Could call it murderfrog?
I AM AROUSED!
I banged a psychedelic toad once. Sent me to another dimension. Some say I never had a chicken to snuggle with, but I've always had 4 bananas in the conference room.
Meant to reply to previous comment. Delete please.
Nope Nope Nope.
That's the oddest-looking wolverine I've seen...
I'd rather go with a real wolverine. Murderwolf let us down last season. He could not take down Brutus!
I know this was all in jest but no.
No fucking mascot.
Ever.
Voting a solid NO on the frog.