No cable...how do I channel the game directly to my brain?

Submitted by LJ on

Hi guys, I'm cutting the cable cord and would like to directly link my brain to the events occuring in Utah.  Any tips for finding the right seance procedure or the proper words to utter to cast the approriate spell?  I tried firstrowmeditation.com but no luck.

The Mad Hatter

September 1st, 2015 at 11:57 AM ^

All you need is an aluminum foil hat, a coat hanger, some salt, a 9 volt battery, and current team photo.

Make a circle with the salt and place the team photo inside it, put the hat on and wear the hanger as a necklace.  Then shove the battery up your ass and point your head in the exact direction of the stadium.

It is also very important that you live stream the process to youtube.

fishdaddy

September 1st, 2015 at 12:43 PM ^

I have a Firestick that I put Kodi on.  The quality of the TV shows and movies on Genisys is great.  I havent did much in the way of trying to stream live tv.  I have a couple of repositories with ESPN on them and the quality is pretty bad, choppy, and pretty much unwatchable.  What do you use to stream sports channels (espn, fs1, etc)?

BrewCityBlue

September 1st, 2015 at 12:16 PM ^

If you'll be in the core of the earth this thursday night, check out livestream.coreofearth.net/michigan_utah

Just wanted to help out anyone that might be in this understandable situation. 

LSAClassOf2000

September 1st, 2015 at 12:58 PM ^

....but I would test one out on the Holodeck first and see how you like it. The other big disadvantage - unless you are the adventurous type - is that it is a kit so you have to assemble it:

mgobleu

September 1st, 2015 at 1:13 PM ^

myself in the crotch, thinking I was going to find a way to watch without having to pay through the nose; I have dish going in tomorrow on a 2 year lock-in price.

Korhines

September 1st, 2015 at 1:18 PM ^

posted this in a different thread, but this seems like a more appropriate place. New and don't know how to or if can start my own post but I don't have cable and I'm looking for away to steam the game at home. Is there a place I can pay for a one time stream of it or something? Thanks & Go Blue!

Honk if Ufer M…

September 1st, 2015 at 1:26 PM ^

I you were the stuff of Brady Hoke you'd walk your damn ass to Utah and channel the game directly through your eyeholes from reflected light bouncing off the players and your brain would flip and reverse the images for you and Harbaughb's yer uncle fergodsakes!

Squeezebox

September 1st, 2015 at 1:31 PM ^

and you'll find your answer about 12 threads down.  This is the 5th time the question has been asked this week.

The value of a UM diploma is going down by the day  ;o)