No cable...how do I channel the game directly to my brain?

Submitted by LJ on

Hi guys, I'm cutting the cable cord and would like to directly link my brain to the events occuring in Utah.  Any tips for finding the right seance procedure or the proper words to utter to cast the approriate spell?  I tried firstrowmeditation.com but no luck.

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September 1st, 2015 at 1:51 PM ^

Stand on your head in the bathtub with 3 lavender candles burning in the east window at dawn. Chant "homina, homina, homina" six times and then have two virgins and one slut dressed in white robes pour raw honey over your genitals while singing the theme song from TheAdventures of Rocky and Bulwinkle. Stand, purify yourself with the waters of the Geddes river, clothe thyself in linen and fart in a jar. The channeling shall then begin.



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September 1st, 2015 at 4:17 PM ^

I will be listening to Jim and Dan on the radio. In my opinion Jim's not very good calling a game but he's enthusiastic. I'll watch the game online down the road. No more cable.

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