PopeLando

August 24th, 2016 at 7:48 AM ^

If "License Bureau" means "DMV/Secretary of State", then...I can't blame this guy.

Acting like a gorilla and jerking off on the sidewalk actually seems like a decent way to recover your sanity and faith in humanity after dealing with the DMV. I've had wayyy worse urges after a morning in line there.

Yo_Blue

August 24th, 2016 at 7:40 AM ^

I may be gone the rest of the day - I'm waiting for the General Motors IT police to come visit me for Googling "masturbating gorilla".  I expect to be escorted from the building soon.

LSAClassOf2000

August 24th, 2016 at 6:47 AM ^

'One of the males entered the License Bureau and was waving his arms around. He then excited the business and began masturbating on the sidewalk.

It's so much easier if you simply bring your renewal paperwork with you to the bureau, or at least take a number and then run home and get the paperwork if possible. What this dude did seems like a measured, rational way to deal with daily difficulties. 

MGoStretch

August 24th, 2016 at 8:31 AM ^

I feel like we shouldn't be surprised, I mean everyone kills people, murders people, acts like a sweaty masturbating gorilla in an Ohio strip mall parking lot, whatever.

mGrowOld

August 24th, 2016 at 8:32 AM ^

Like you "holier than thou" pricks from Michigan havent acted like a Gorilla and jerked off on the sidewalk in front of the DMV before.  

I remember being about 12 or so and my dad told me "Donald - there are two types of boys in this world.  Those that act like Gorilla's and masterbate on the sidewalk in front of the DMV and those that lie about it."  I guess I know which group YOU guys are in.

Tbone67

August 24th, 2016 at 8:47 AM ^

There's nut cases in every state. Give the bashing the state of Ohio and its people a rest. Are you failing to remember there's alot of Ohio born and raised MICHIGAN fans such as myself.

Clarence Beeks

August 24th, 2016 at 9:07 AM ^

This isn't Ohio bashing; this is a real phenomenon. Florida and Ohio are #1 and #2 for stuff like this in the news. Look, from someone who lives in Florida (which is ground zero for stupid nutty things like what's in the OP), it's perfectly ok to embrace that your state is one of the top places for stuff like this (seriously, just Google "Florida man").




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CarlosSpicyweiner21

August 24th, 2016 at 10:10 AM ^

Agree. I find it sadly psycotic for people to think all things Ohio = bashing. I get not liking OSU, but that doesn't make MY great state bad. I don't like certain teams, but it doesn't mean I have to pretend the whole state is shit.

At some point you everything Ohio Sucks people should seek professional help and move on. Dislike OSU, but grow up on the I won't stop and get gas in that state.