MODS Kill this post. [Or temporary pop-up rando posbang.]
Kill it dead.
(I swear I searched for links to this article and board posts about it, but just flat missed it. I'm a bad person, and I feel bad.)
[Double Edit - Seems to be turning into a posbang. In the spirit of the season, perhaps the mods should laissez le bon temps roulez.]
February 10th, 2016 at 8:46 AM ^
What did it do to you?
February 10th, 2016 at 8:48 AM ^
It's more of a mercy killing.
February 10th, 2016 at 8:55 AM ^
You should consider changing your name to "Everybody Has Calm Rational Discussions and Then Conpromises".
February 10th, 2016 at 9:07 AM ^
Actually, my real name is inspired by a tradition that my hippie parents thought was authentic "Native American" child-naming. (I'm not sure it is.) They believed you stepped out of the birth lodge (a VW van), and the first thing in nature that inspired you would be the name of your child.
And that, my friends, is how I got the name "Two Dogs Fucking".
February 10th, 2016 at 9:15 AM ^
Count your blessings... it could have been "Dead Possum on Highway"
February 10th, 2016 at 9:33 AM ^
It could have been "bear poop"
February 10th, 2016 at 9:42 AM ^
I can't believe there's somebody besides my dad who knows that joke....
February 10th, 2016 at 9:56 AM ^
Speaking of jokes....
A woman phoned her neighbor, a staee grad, and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday."
To which the staee grad replied: "Well the joke's on "ALL OF YOU" because I wasn't even at home yesterday !
February 10th, 2016 at 11:55 AM ^
I rarely laught out loud, but your naming process had me making a fool of myself in my office. Good one.
February 10th, 2016 at 12:45 PM ^
The mods told me not to say this... but GODDAMMIT, I'm gonna say it anyway! Because I thought it! And it's the truth!
I FUCKING LOVE THIS BLOG! IT IS THE BEST BLOG EVER, PERIOD!
Name that movie for a million points
February 10th, 2016 at 4:36 PM ^
Well I suppose if its a posbang I might as well jump in.
February 10th, 2016 at 9:17 AM ^
Spring football?
February 10th, 2016 at 10:33 AM ^
Only until the next OP-inspired murder.
February 10th, 2016 at 8:47 AM ^
Even the mods
February 10th, 2016 at 9:28 AM ^
They must have missed this one. :)
February 10th, 2016 at 8:50 AM ^
Shit happens.
February 10th, 2016 at 9:10 AM ^
Not always. Sometimes you gotta eat a bran muffin first. And even then you may need something to grab on to...
February 10th, 2016 at 9:26 AM ^
a cup of coffee somewhere between 6 and 7am does the trick for me.
February 10th, 2016 at 10:40 AM ^
who had an unusual reaction to apples - he would eat one and within 10 minutes had to make a bee-line to the bathroom. And he was a very large guy, so similar to a hippo and water, you did not want to get in between this guy and his toilet.
February 10th, 2016 at 9:27 AM ^
I remember a Super Bowl commercial about Opioid induced constipation. They can cure it so we can continue to overconsume opiates.
February 10th, 2016 at 9:29 AM ^
Found that commercial to be informative and helpful.
February 10th, 2016 at 9:32 AM ^
"Hi. Are you one of the 30 million Americans who enjoy both 20 Vicodin a day AND pooping? Well then we have the drug for you!..."
February 10th, 2016 at 9:41 AM ^
Trust me. This is very important to anyone who's ever had a perforated bowel.
*raises hand*
February 10th, 2016 at 9:53 AM ^
Not to get too personal, but maybe if you didn't let Coach H fist with an EUTM, that bowel would be in better shape...
February 10th, 2016 at 9:58 AM ^
I've never known someone so in love with an avatar; I'm just glad you're in love with mine.
For the record, it was diverticulitis, not insertion.
February 10th, 2016 at 10:00 AM ^
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about love? I never mentioned love. You are moving WAY too fast! YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME! WE NEED TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE!!!
February 10th, 2016 at 10:48 AM ^
Calm down. First of all, you're the one who keeps attaching anal themes to my avatar.
Don't worry, this is not a romance, more like karmic balance. You're the yin to my yang.
February 10th, 2016 at 11:12 AM ^
Have you perhaps looked at your avatar through everyone else's eyes? It does kind of look like an especially uncomfortable punishment administered to Buckeye and STAEE fans in hell.
February 10th, 2016 at 10:42 AM ^
very shitty
February 10th, 2016 at 9:31 AM ^
You might try Soft Serve:
February 10th, 2016 at 8:52 AM ^
It looks as if nobody called you out for a repeat post but you somehow know that it was a repeat post. So you did search and didn't miss it? I'm confused.
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February 10th, 2016 at 8:55 AM ^
Seems like it. The thread related to the original title is still on the front page.
February 10th, 2016 at 8:59 AM ^
I read a great article on SEC / ACC whinging, and it's on the top of the Sports Section. Seems like material of interest to the board. So I scan the board to see if anyone else has posted it. Not that I could see.
So I take time to put together a nice shiny post, replete with some quotes and a link to the article. Add some of my own snark and observations. Then I open a new window to see if in the time it took me to do that somebody else posted a story on the topic. I see nothing! Success.
So I pull the trigger, release the post, and check the link to make sure it works. THEN I notice that the article linked to is dated February 9. Ruh-roh, I think. "That shizz must have been posted already" I think.
And sure enough, I see the same topic addressed on the board. So I go to the box and I feel shame.
February 10th, 2016 at 9:00 AM ^
I forgive you.
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February 10th, 2016 at 9:12 AM ^
upvote for owning up
February 10th, 2016 at 9:29 AM ^
Good call.
February 10th, 2016 at 9:15 AM ^
best.
everyone makes mistakes.
love,
mom
ps. seriously, it's not that big of a deal that some make it out to be.
February 10th, 2016 at 9:21 AM ^
Comparing a double post to a murder this is nothing.
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February 10th, 2016 at 8:54 AM ^
Everybody murders. Even the mods when it comes to this post.
February 10th, 2016 at 10:32 AM ^
Even though if I just murdered one time I could possibly prevent the murder of many others at the hands of Jared Leto this summer.
February 10th, 2016 at 8:55 AM ^
may he post in peace forever.
February 10th, 2016 at 8:56 AM ^
Free point time, IBD.