META: MGoBoard Elements of Style?

Submitted by biakabutuka ex… on

I was wondering if the hivemind or Brian has ever come up with editorial guidelines on how we refer to certain things.

I see lots of users typing "B1G" to mimic the new logo, and I thought we all agreed a few months ago that that was a stupid logo that everyone hated. Worse yet, it just makes things harder to read, because that's not how it's read out loud. It's read "Big Ten" and that's what I intend to call it until the federal government enforces some painful Gitmo-type punishment on me for my beliefs. I think Brian made a similar point last week about calling "Yahoo!" "Yahoo", because you don't let marketers tell you how to write your copy. Or maybe I read that line somewhere else.

Anyway, similar topics would include acceptable and not acceptable abbreviations for Rich Rodriguez, nicknames for MSU/OSU, the use of DRob, and dozens of other things I can't think of off the top of my head. Or maybe I'm taking one tiny problem I have and blowing it out of proportion.

Thoughts?

JimLahey

April 9th, 2011 at 12:29 PM ^

The way it goes is that Brian writes something funny/original on the front page and then those somethings are repeated, copied, and often used out of context ad nauseum on the board. It's tough to predict what will catch on from mgoboard users, though. If someone introduces something that sounds stupid, they will get told of its stupidity immediately and it dies there, thus the system is self-perpetuating, not perfect though.

edit: fixed embarassing typo

justingoblue

April 9th, 2011 at 12:35 PM ^

I like B1G. It's a little sardonic and I think that's what people go for when they use it other than just shorthand (I use it as shorthand and don't have a problem with it).

Yahoo! is actually the name of the company. I'll use the exclamation point if that's what they want to call themselves (I also find it stupid, but whatever).

RR is fine. I don't know of any other abbreviations and his name is on the longer side.

MSU: Sparty is fine. It's a little on the demeaning side the way it gets used but they also named their friggin' mascot Sparty. It's MSU approved.

OSU: Don't care, but O$U and Suckeyes just sound stupid, IMO.

DRob is whatever; I'll usually find myself calling him Denard or DR in certain contexts.

justingoblue

April 9th, 2011 at 12:45 PM ^

I guess we all have little things. I don't mind B1G but I really hate all of the "O$U/M$U/Suckeyes" stuff. I'm glad we don't see a lot of that.

Edited to add that anyone who joins with a certain poster who I won't call an idiot right now and tries calling Hoke "Cowhoke" needs an instacave. That isn't even clever. I vote the same thing if we ever come across "Dick Rod" or one of its variants on the board. Those are my two huge pet peeves.

Timnotep

April 9th, 2011 at 1:33 PM ^

I think that referring to OSU as O$U or the Suckeyes is equivalent to them calling us scUM or Meatchicken (incidentally the most retarded excuse for an insult ever). It just comes off as stupid and ends up negating whatever point you're making.

You can write the most intelligent argument ever but the moment you put in something like this or "DickRod" or "cHoke" your argument is all for not and you look like a moronic jackass.

Incidentally what are everbody's thoughts on using "tsio"? I like it, but that's just me.

MaizeAndBlueWahoo

April 9th, 2011 at 2:30 PM ^

I hate "tsio" because it's a Sparty-esque ripoff of TSUN.  If anything TUOOS is better since it rips on that shithead quarterback they have, but I've never felt like I need anything other than "OSU" - especially since you rarely see an actual OSU fan say that without the little "t" that they adore so much.

DeuceInTheDeuce

April 9th, 2011 at 1:02 PM ^

I demand that any reference to Kesha be stylized as Ke$ha. No exceptions. Failure to do so will result in a punishment of death or a visit with the math thread (offender's choice). As was shown in said thread, misuse of a rule can have disasterous results. Incorrect usage of the Ke$ha rule (e.g. Univer$ity of Minne$ota-Duluth) will result in negs or a trip to Brian's S&M room (Brian's choice).

Ernis

April 9th, 2011 at 2:58 PM ^

I always thought using "B1G" was intended to mock the logo ... since the "G" in the logo does not look like a zero, despite their best effort.

Just my e-peen-ion

Tater

April 9th, 2011 at 6:43 PM ^

I like TSIO, tSIO, and tsio.  As for B1G, they use it on other B1G boards, too; I'm neutral.  As for use of the $, didn't that get someone a million point neg once after he refused to stop using it?  

I think most of the abbreviations are funny and part of rivalries, but I don't complain when one is outlawed.  After all, it IS Brian's board and I would be willing to bet he puts in well north of 80 hours a week on it.  Consequently, and rightfully so, it's his call.

I"m just happy that we have a blog like this one.