Let's talk the most important things in life
... MGoPoints. There once was a time not so long ago that the measure of a man was his aggregate MGoPoints. In what is becoming a yearly tirade, I will outline why we should go back to this:
1) MGoPoints matter. Yes they do, otherwise they wouldn't be displayed underneath your name, ipso facto they matter.
2) Life was more exciting. Is it the right time to make a Brady Hoke can't recruit joke without a "/s" behind it? Will people laugh and click, and will I get to watch the little green score rise until it says +37, or will my score plummet? I pity the unlucky souls who have never experienced the joy of a true posbang after a well-crafted remark, or the despair of a potent negbang after uttering the phrase "DickRod".
3) Do you dislike this post? What are you going to do, -1 me? Oops, I don't care, because I just gained 1 MGoPoint by posting my inane thoughts to the board.
4) How do we defend ourselves against the likes of King of Belch, RDT, or Magnus (when he gets in those grumpy moods)? There was no greater feeling of solidarity among the board proletariat in defense of the aggression of stupidity than to band together in an onslaught of red downvoting. What do we see now when 100 people neg someone? -1 Trolling. How ... uninspiring.
I leave you with this:
"When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me."
Brian Cook, I beg you, I urge you, I implore you. Let us become men, and put away this childish playtime of not keeping score. Give us back the old ways, the better ways, the times when we gained our MGoPoints not by virtue of pushing the submit key, but by paying the iron price of exercising our witticisms, well-thought rebukes, and Mike Cox jokes. Bring us back to the glory days. Bring us back to the days where THE_KNOWLEDGE would receive + 189 for saying "Comments commence". Do it, or I'll be forced to write this same post next offseason, just like I did last year.
BRING BACK HALOSCAN
Brian has already said points are returning soon...
A likely story, one that has been oft repeated, and never acted upon.
Does he expect us to scratch a living out of rocks? Shall we tear with tooth and nail into the stony ground to bring forth a meager existence? They're my points, and I want them NOOOOWWW.
I don't know who you are, but I like you very much.
Soontm
Upvoted
actually one of my goals in life - reply to a THE_KNOWLEDGE post with Comments Commence before he gets a chance to. I'd also reply to his comments commence post to lock it. The posbang there could possibly break the internet.
i was hoping this thread was about tits and ass..
Tyrion is that you?
Most important things in life are covered just below this post. It's called football recruiting and playoff hockey.
I envy your innocence.
In the meantime, I'll just collect my one MGoPoint with this inane comment.
Insightful
Informative
Trolling.
Crap, I'm doing this wrong aren't I?
Funny
Underrated
What the hell does "Normal" mean anyway.
Lemons
Interesting
Redundant
Redundant
Turtles....wait, what are we doing again?
Me too.
Me three.
I wanted another point, never redundant.
Cabbages... Kings...
My dream is for points to come to liveblogs. I do all my best posting in the moment.
This comment sounds like something I'd hear on "Inside the Actors Studio" with James Lipton.
How about this, I'll buy another copy of HTTV 2013 if we get the points back.
I'm am too young to have experienced the olden days that you describe, but it sounds like heaven.
...Until you made one little slip up of a comment that really irked the majority and found yourself piledrived into neg-bang hell.
Hey, let's all calmly discuss whether RR should have been given another year at UofM or not.
I got drunk one night and woke up with negative 10,000 points. no kidding. I met Brian and told him about it and he said "you were the one..."
how appropriate, considering your name/avatar
"paying the iron price in executing our witticisms..." I love the use of GOT appropriately in completely unrelated statements. I second this entire message because of this example. I would create a new account simply to give another upvote to Uniqenam for this drop of brilliance.
Post your best reply and speculate as to how many points it may have recieved. I'll start.
From the RDT discovery thread and buried on the second page (and now lost) I came up with :
"Looks like Roll Damn Tide got caught over signing-in."
That's +20 in my books.
Any other good comments out there neutured by the 5 max system?
I don't get it.
This:
When Jim Harbaugh signed with SF. I think at that time there was no system at all however.