Haikus because why not
November 4th, 2022 at 11:07 AM ^
Big Ten went too far
Their scarlet letter is R
Cable subscribers
Rutger has no S
Because they are a hot mess
Damsels in distress
Their cannons silent
Near last in total offense
Schiano's lament
2007
Coach Greg turned down Michigan
Does he feel chagrin?
2016
Seventy-eight to nothing
Again? I'm hoping.
Scarlet knights harpooned
Their denial finely tuned:
"It's just a flesh wound"
November 4th, 2022 at 12:18 PM ^
Whoa you got down, boi!
A little time on your hands?
Nice work! Beat RU!
November 4th, 2022 at 12:37 PM ^
Worked on it all week
But yes, I do have some time
Haikus are easy
November 4th, 2022 at 1:29 PM ^
Unless I'm stupid, I cannot figure out getting 2016 to work. 2007 works as two-thousand-seven, and 2016 works as two-zero-one-six? Impressive as it is though to write this much high level breakdown of Rutger
November 4th, 2022 at 1:49 PM ^
You got 2007. You were almost there.
two-thousand sixteen
November 4th, 2022 at 11:11 AM ^
MSU is mean
Their players are violent
Tuck Comin ha ha
November 4th, 2022 at 11:12 AM ^
Stripe the Birthplace, huh
How did that work out for you?
Expect the same, Greg
November 4th, 2022 at 11:13 AM ^
Win in Ann Arbor
Sparty can't control themselves
Mel gets a big check
November 4th, 2022 at 11:13 AM ^
Spartans have regret
Now Rutgers, Piscataway
Buckeyes on notice
November 4th, 2022 at 11:19 AM ^
Garden State, you jest
The Leaders and Best return
Knights pummeled again
November 4th, 2022 at 11:19 AM ^
Throw the damn ball please
Sam Webb thinks we will lose ‘cruits
if we only run.
November 4th, 2022 at 11:22 AM ^
Robbins will transfer
If we never punt, either
Can't lose punter 'cruits
November 4th, 2022 at 11:27 AM ^
If we only punt
once every two games we can
let Mike Barrett punt
November 4th, 2022 at 12:05 PM ^
User name checks out
Now I have to write a poem
Go Blue Beat Rutger
November 4th, 2022 at 12:28 PM ^
You must admit it
These past two games felt good
Why? No punting duh.*
*technically we did once, but that doesn't fit in a Haiku.
November 4th, 2022 at 1:22 PM ^
We have to meet our
punting quota or the Big
Ten punts us, who cares?
November 4th, 2022 at 11:20 AM ^
Watch out for Rutgers
Trap game before Nebraska
Big Ten is so bad!
November 4th, 2022 at 11:22 AM ^
Two thousand sixteen
Hundreds of recruits were there
Seventy-eight, nil
November 4th, 2022 at 11:23 AM ^
S, H, I, no T?
A majestic stadium.
Rutgers plays itself.
November 4th, 2022 at 11:31 AM ^
Rutger is on tap.
Frostless huskers are up next.
You'll get yours soon, bert.
November 4th, 2022 at 11:33 AM ^
Cable is the worst
Rutgers does not deserve joy
Plow up the Garden
November 4th, 2022 at 11:35 AM ^
Now Bret Beliema
Making notes about tunnel
Lard ass cannot fit
November 4th, 2022 at 11:36 AM ^
Why not a Haiku?
Rutgers cupcakes are yummy.
Welcome, easy win.
November 4th, 2022 at 11:38 AM ^
on red cedar banks
there's a program full of
unrepentant goons
twenty-nine to seven
R-E-S-P-E-K-T
(don't) sock it to me
Corum talking trash
10-on-1 post-game assault
Graham Couch: "Both sides bad!"
MSQ's top majors:
Education, Ag Science,
Whataboutism
November 4th, 2022 at 11:43 AM ^
Tony Soprano?
Bruce Springsteen, Jon Bon Jovi?
Corum, the real show!
November 4th, 2022 at 11:44 AM ^
Is stripe the birthplace
A female grooming technique
or a rally cry?
November 4th, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
I love to pee pee
Let's all go to the bathroom
I love to poo poo
November 4th, 2022 at 12:07 PM ^
Powerful.
So moving.
November 4th, 2022 at 1:17 PM ^
Bathroom humor verse
A common experience
It speaks to us all
November 4th, 2022 at 11:53 AM ^
Sparty trash program
It’s not the tunnel; it’s you
No words for Rutgers
November 4th, 2022 at 12:08 PM ^
It's Rivalry Week
Hi, haikus because why not
It's rivalry weak
November 4th, 2022 at 12:10 PM ^
There was a young dudebro from Piscataway
when with ladies his manners went thataway
He pinched and he poked
but then he was choked
by the ladies who said get the fuck away asshole.
November 4th, 2022 at 1:15 PM ^
That's some good waxing poetic.
Though it's not clear if it's wax on or wax off.
November 4th, 2022 at 12:20 PM ^
I actually
Root for them to get respect
I'm not a hater
November 4th, 2022 at 12:24 PM ^
if you love touchdowns
have i got a game for you
can Greg even score?
November 4th, 2022 at 12:34 PM ^
Rutgers is red.
Michigan is blue.
C.J. Stroud has the flu.
November 4th, 2022 at 1:06 PM ^
Ah yes....the very rare 4-5-6 haiku
November 4th, 2022 at 1:23 PM ^
... and pick up sticks.
November 4th, 2022 at 12:45 PM ^
In the Lloyd tunnel
manifested the spirit
of Michigan State
Piscataway news!
The waters run Scarlet red
in the Raritan
November 4th, 2022 at 12:50 PM ^
Sun rises at 8
Clocks change: Fall back; spring forward
Morris with the sack
November 4th, 2022 at 12:54 PM ^
Sparty criminals
are pretend football players
they are just felons
November 4th, 2022 at 12:55 PM ^
Gym, tan, and laundry
Then time for some bad football
Jager bombs after
November 4th, 2022 at 2:28 PM ^
GTL FTW
+1!
November 4th, 2022 at 12:59 PM ^
one more day until
the cannoneers of rugers
have nothing to do
November 4th, 2022 at 1:01 PM ^
Schiano you tool
In victory formation
Dive into their knees
November 4th, 2022 at 1:05 PM ^
State and then Rutgers
back to back. Can we ever
wash off the Axe spray?
November 4th, 2022 at 1:07 PM ^
What’s the big deal if
We just brutally assault
A winning player?
November 4th, 2022 at 1:10 PM ^
Sparty media:
"Not blaming M players, but..."
Goes on to do that
November 4th, 2022 at 1:26 PM ^
Try to stay awake
To watch Rutger flail around
Corum scores again