Gruden tells Cousins "Brady would have kicked your ass"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PbrQJGb7iA
Bless you John Gruden, bless you.
Clip from Gruden's QB camp with Kirk Cousins.
Truth.
Thanks Mr. Blundon.
Brady Hoke would've too.
John, that put's you up a notch in my book...
That puts you at notch 1.
He can't get no respect
hahaha korky...
Gruden asks those kinds of questions all the time just to see how the prospects respond. In all honesty I think Kirk handled it about as well as he could have. Still funny, of course.
Do one of those pictures of Kork with the "Sit on Couch....Get more respect from Gruden"? (or something that you witty guys do...I just love those)
By guy on couch. =)
And you know he's right.
THANK YOU. This... made my night. Gruden is the perfect guy to put Cousins in his place haha.
You bet your @$& Tom Brady woulda kicked your can Kirk. Don't play it off. Its called Playing Your Position. When it comes to Tom Brady your position is on the floor. KIRK OUT!!!
an outraged Spartan fan takes to the interwebs to respond
while i'm in a GIF mood tonight, we should totally do this to Sparty
April 19th, 2012 at 10:11 PM ^
April 19th, 2012 at 10:15 PM ^
I so love this gif, it's the whole series of unfortunate events. The initial success of pulling out the tablecloth, then hitting the brother in the nads, which causes him to lurch back in pain and knock the china cabinet on top of him, while the older brother runs out of the way. How perfect was that??
April 20th, 2012 at 11:20 AM ^
Probably too perfect?
April 20th, 2012 at 12:37 PM ^
Brothers....everyone should have one
This is the only thing Gruden has ever said that hasn't really annoyed me. Remember when people were talking about him after car as a "potential candidate". Obviously, he wasn't a serious candidate at all, but what do you think that would have turned out like?
but what I do know is this: How Charlie Weis turned out as the ND coach
April 20th, 2012 at 11:02 AM ^
hates bubble screens.
+1 internet to Mr Gruden
So this was you?
April 19th, 2012 at 10:03 PM ^
Man you're on a GIF roll tonight
April 19th, 2012 at 10:02 PM ^
April 19th, 2012 at 10:13 PM ^
After all, Cousins spent his last four years going 4-0 against U-M. But that's a fascinating counterfactual. Maybe you can get it in the record books.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:15 PM ^
you guys still talk shit about Mike "4-0" Hart. Trollers gon troll.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:33 PM ^
You don't know what counterfactual means. With big words like that, even if you read the defintion on dictionary.com, you still have to know how to use them.
April 20th, 2012 at 11:22 AM ^
Gruden asked a "what if" question. That is, what would have been the outcome of the U-M/MSU game if Brady had been the QB for U-M? In other words, the scenario is "counter" to the facts because when Cousins played Brady was not the U-M quarterback. Another example is: What would my earnings this year be had I not gotten a college degree? I did get a degree, so the question is a counterfactual. We can't know the answer for sure; we can only hypothesize about it using other information.
But I'm always willing to learn. Please explain specifically why what Gruden proposed was not a counterfactual.
"What would my earnings this year be had I not gotten a college degree? I did get a degree, so the question is a counterfactual"
MSU troll, I think we all have a pretty good idea what your "earnings" are for this year. You better get back to work and make good use of that degree, the drive-thru is getting backed up.
April 19th, 2012 at 10:51 PM ^
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Harry Turtledove writes counterfactual novels. I think you are looking for a counter argument.
Also, obvious troll is obvious.
April 19th, 2012 at 11:08 PM ^
70-20, or whatever our record is against you, is enough for the record books.
Watching the general public react to this saying "Wait? MSU won 4 against Michigan? Didn't realize their last few years were THAT bad" will be funny enough.
Keep living in the 1890s, I'm sure MSU will be content with continued beatdowns of UM in the present and future.
I think it is 67-30-5 M but if Sparty were to win the next 38 in a row then they could talk the crap...
April 19th, 2012 at 10:58 PM ^
Jon's right, Brady would have kicked his ass....except Lloyd was rotating him with Drew Henson, so Cousins won one he shouldn't have.
Damn you 1999 game!
April 19th, 2012 at 11:03 PM ^
pimp hand
April 19th, 2012 at 11:21 PM ^
Funny like a clown?
Is that a Yamaka ? just makes that even funnier
Its spelled yarmulke actually. Fun fact of the day
April 20th, 2012 at 12:54 PM ^
Considering my Mom's side of the family is jewish, I should prolly be embarrassed. Not nearly as embarrassed as the kid in that gif tho!
As a kid I always thought people rocked Kippahs as a crafty way to hide male pattern baldness. The jury is still out!