Eff the Big Ten, Petitti, and PSU Haikus

If Drew Allar

Could ball like Franklin can whine

We'd be in trouble.

Rival schools can't win

Jealous coaches try to screw

Pettiti is dumb

We have all your signs 

We have all the talent too

Get ready to lose

Edwards gets many yards

Corum trucks safeties and CBs

Wilson streaks down the field

I hope both RBs

have a major breakout game.

Make James Franklin cry.

If we can’t beat them

We should investigate them

13 little bros

Potato head clown

Kick sad field goals with a frown 

Penn State will go down

Don’t need signs stolen

By Connor Thee Stalions

To pound Frames Janklin

Control the trenches

Win the turnover battle

McCarthy play smart

No talk re sanctions

TROs and due process

Let's just play football.

Franklin likes clown sauce

From ear to ear it spatters

Dripping off his chin

“Sources say”, Ryan Day

Still sucks his thumb, J Franklin

Wipes it for him

Love to hate Penn State.

Is "Nittany" e'en a word?

The Valley'll not be Happy. 

Allar is all hype

Statue that will be battered

Cue Alan Branch pic 

Oh hey did you know
Tweets from @BuckEye69
Are not evidence?

Caves to peer pressure
Michigan drops The Binder
"Err, maybe a fine?"

Maybe the best source
Ain't a coach with a motive
To save his own job

If you can't beat 'em
Frame 'em. Each accusation
Is a confession

To make up for his

Itty bitty Pettiti

He confronts legends

What is a haiku?

a Penn State loss would be true

Hail the maize and blue.

Ryan

The cowardly

Lyin'

Fuck you Petitti

You're skills have proven quite shitty

Fuck you Petitti

Frames Janklin

Game rememberances

Sad field goal

It seems so sh*tty,
Over his head, Petitti
Watch us hang fi'ty.

Pent up emotions
Fueling adrenaline dump
Violent answer

(Resurrecting this one from the Purdue thread - Michigan should play this song at the OSU game, aka win #1,001):

Signs! Signs! Everywhere!

Blocking out the scenery,

We're breaking their minds!

Big Ten thinks they can

Fuck Around and not Find Out.

We'll see about that.

We're the golden goose

And they're too stupid to see

They're fucking themselves.

Pettiti is ass.

We are overtaking ass.

Goodbye Pettiti.

Cat season open

The Penn State lions are treed

Their fall will be pain

We can smell your fear

Your efforts will be in vain

The wolverines near.

Chicago dimwit

Comes to grief in Ann Arbor. 

James: "Lights out, Tony."

Penn State self righteous?

Not sure that you realize

What you've signed up for

There was an empty suit clown from Chicago

Who was an errand boy for Day and Schiano

He ignored his org's rules

and listened to fools

and shot his own dick with a crossbow

Now we're a villain

See how that works out for you

No shits given here

If you fuck around

with Michigan you'll find out

how Wolverines kill.

Ninety feet away,

third base is where I remain;

home plate, just a dream.

Hey Hey Ryan Day

Tough Guys Do Not Need To Say

Help Me Win, m'kay?

Tony Pettiti

He is petty to a T

And an idiot

Pennsyltucky State

Erector set stadium

Real crime?  Sandusky.

Ankle-biter Lions

Blue twists Petitti's titties

Frames fucks up again.

Oh, so long ago,

I was there in '97.

Nasty EC fans.

Same Old Lions here

Frames confused by his own signs.

Calls too many fakes.

Big Ten, Petitti

And P S U can kiss my

Fat zit-riddled ass

Frames Janklin wonders

why we never stole his signs

That fake field goal though!

Four Five to Two Three

these numbers, how can they be

it’s not you, it’s me

Tony from TV

relax while all self consume

count my stash and sleep

Fuck Heather Dinich

Fuck Pete Thamel's mother too

Destroy PSU

Oh, Happy Valley?

It won't be at 3:30

After M wins big

Pennsylvania State

Covered up serious crimes

Cause "We are Penn State"

JJ, Blake, The Don

Mikey, Mason, and the rest

Will make your fans sad