Denard maintains his dreads!!

Our long national nightmare is over.

Once again Raback, thank you for your inside coverage on all things important to Michigan Football. I wish we could know how you get your info, but lest we shall remain in the dark.

...and exhale.

I'm actually simultaneously relieved and worried that this is what people have been worrying about during this offseason.

people don't realize. when you cut your dreads, you lose your powers. i know from experience. glad he didn't cut them

Gee, I wonder how I can tell it's the off-season. /sarcasm

Can't wait for September so our threads can go from talking about dreadlocks to stone, cold dead-lock picks of the week.

P.S. Much like the Big Ten expansion rumors that keep popping up from random Midwest radio station, I'm not buying into the status of his dreadlocks till I see a picture or there's some sort of press conference about it.

I'm just not familiar with the term boosie.  Perhaps I should consult the FAQ.

Morgan Trent has finally grown some pubes.  No word yet as to whether or not he will dread the two of them together.  Stay tuned. 

It's time to take all of the dreads threads, clump 'em together and make a glorious dread of the assembled threads.  The individual threads may be weak, and may cause some to question how we use our time and say things like, "boy, it must be the offseason ha ha ha".  The newly created dread would instill awe, reverence, and respect.  When observers regained their powers of speech, they would utter profundities like "damn!" and "it's so beautiful!" and "now I can die at peace, having seen the top of the mountain".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boosie+fades

My day can continue...I woke up in sweats.

Head n' Shoulders?

Pert Plus?

Nutrogena T-Gel and an Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment, followed by a light floral scented spritz?

The dreads weren't trimmed, there was just significant carbon build-up from the near constant expenditure of dilithium during spring practice.  Warp reactors need cleaning from time-to-time, no?

Is it sad/weird that I just envisioned Denard running in slow motion on the beach with his dreads flowing in the wind with light orchestra music playing???

Michigan Football is about 2 things:

Dread the Spread

and

Threads on Dreads.

... but I prefer the fade to dreads:

this dude is going to tear up opposing defenses all year. They will be so scared of giving up the big runs to him that the backs and recievers will find more open space than the last two years combined. A true running threat at the QB position is what RR's whole offensive scheme depends on.

Damn. NCAA football 11 sucks again. No dreads on the game.

As long as he leaves his shoes untied, I don't think the dreads matter.  His speed lies in the looseness of his laces.

PICTURES, or it didn't happen. Or did happen, if you're trying to say it didn't happen. 

Hell, I don't even know any more.