this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Denard maintains his dreads!!
Our long national nightmare is over.
Once again Raback, thank you for your inside coverage on all things important to Michigan Football. I wish we could know how you get your info, but lest we shall remain in the dark.
Raback updating from "Michigan DreadWatch 2010"
The mood is tense. I have been on some serious reports but nothing quite like this. I...uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that. He's a live bear. He will literally rip your face off.
I'm actually simultaneously relieved and worried that this is what people have been worrying about during this offseason.
You obviously don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Are you willing to Raback this thread?
Aren't you able to edit existing players on NCAA? I did this all the time on the ps2 version, haven't tried it yet on ps3 though.
people don't realize. when you cut your dreads, you lose your powers. i know from experience. glad he didn't cut them
You cut the dreads? :(
Gee, I wonder how I can tell it's the off-season. /sarcasm
Can't wait for September so our threads can go from talking about dreadlocks to stone, cold dead-lock picks of the week.
P.S. Much like the Big Ten expansion rumors that keep popping up from random Midwest radio station, I'm not buying into the status of his dreadlocks till I see a picture or there's some sort of press conference about it.
I don't know what's better, this or Reefer Madness.
I'm just not familiar with the term boosie. Perhaps I should consult the FAQ.
its a person, rapper lil boosie
Morgan Trent has finally grown some pubes. No word yet as to whether or not he will dread the two of them together. Stay tuned.
It's time to take all of the dreads threads, clump 'em together and make a glorious dread of the assembled threads. The individual threads may be weak, and may cause some to question how we use our time and say things like, "boy, it must be the offseason ha ha ha". The newly created dread would instill awe, reverence, and respect. When observers regained their powers of speech, they would utter profundities like "damn!" and "it's so beautiful!" and "now I can die at peace, having seen the top of the mountain".
Apparently in the noun form, my first name refers to a person most likely to sleep their way to the top, and in the adjective form it means "to exist in a perpetually nipply state."
My day can continue...I woke up in sweats.
Head n' Shoulders?
Nutrogena T-Gel and an Alberto V05 Hot Oil Treatment, followed by a light floral scented spritz?
The dreads weren't trimmed, there was just significant carbon build-up from the near constant expenditure of dilithium during spring practice. Warp reactors need cleaning from time-to-time, no?
Is it sad/weird that I just envisioned Denard running in slow motion on the beach with his dreads flowing in the wind with light orchestra music playing???
Is it sad/weird that I just daydreamed a little after reading this?
Denard running in slow motion is both physically and videographically impossible, in this astral plane and I'm sure several others.
(Especially with the dreads still in place.)
Michigan Football is about 2 things:
Dread the Spread
Threads on Dreads.
... but I prefer the fade to dreads:
this dude is going to tear up opposing defenses all year. They will be so scared of giving up the big runs to him that the backs and recievers will find more open space than the last two years combined. A true running threat at the QB position is what RR's whole offensive scheme depends on.
Damn. NCAA football 11 sucks again. No dreads on the game.
As long as he leaves his shoes untied, I don't think the dreads matter. His speed lies in the looseness of his laces.
his shoelaces being untied makes him slower. he'd run faster if he tied them
I'll need proof of this nonsense. Can a man who is able to run back in time, run faster?
PICTURES, or it didn't happen. Or did happen, if you're trying to say it didn't happen.
Hell, I don't even know any more.