College Football Nerds with extreme mental gymnastics

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, hit it

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

Um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
 

We for sure are. We exist. Hail Odin! 

Don’t you guys get it??? This was all so Joe Milton could take over! Harbaugh loves quarterbacks and what does he always say? Known friends and trusted agents! Think “vast network” not “guys who play for me right now” 

Joe Milton is a KFATA so by giving SC the signs they could embarrass Hooker and Milton would have to start! The injury to Hooker was just a red herring! 
 

we have absolute proof of this: when Milton said in an interview earlier this year that he was immature about how he left Michigan. What else could he possibly mean? Why say it now if he wasn’t signaling to Harbaugh??!? 

John Lennon likes this.

The amount of doubling- and tripling-down they do later sure seems like they mean it.  Or at least don't think it's weird they're blaming an ACL tear based on comments made on a reddit board run by Florida Gator fans.

Wetzel lives in metro Detroit and has a lot of contacts in UM - he’s been more balanced out of all the national reporters throughout this “scandal”

I’ve spent more time than I should probably admit on the /CFB threads. If and when the findings come out and actions are limited, that will be must see viewing.

Michigan wasn't getting into the playoffs last year as a one-loss team, and the only people who believed otherwise were a few delusional fans and, IIRC, Sam Webb.  They had one qualify win prior to that game -- PSU.  They didn't play anybody else with a pulse -- same as this year.