Cissoko's Resurrection
Everyone came over here to protect Boubacar from my psuedo character assassination, well on third day he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures, long live Boubacar!
After starting all 4 of his teams victories as a true Sophomore, Cissoko sees the handwriting on the Blog and calls it quits.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:11 AM ^
Drunk?
September 29th, 2009 at 12:11 AM ^
Umm what?
September 29th, 2009 at 12:20 AM ^
**edit**
FAIL
September 29th, 2009 at 12:21 AM ^
link?
September 29th, 2009 at 12:23 AM ^
Dude,he's what, maybe 20 years old? C'mon, give the kid a break.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:27 PM ^
Is this in reference to Cissoko or the OP?
September 29th, 2009 at 12:23 AM ^
This belongs in Diaries.
September 30th, 2009 at 9:21 PM ^
You owe me big time. I dragged you out of the Tar And Feathering you were getting on that other thread and garnered you 60 points over here.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:25 AM ^
He didn't retire. Coach Rod benched him and he just waved his arms back and forth as though he had something to do with it.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:24 AM ^
Is a little mean. But it's pretty damn funny.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:29 AM ^
I think Boo-Boo pulls a Brett Favre and comes out of retirement for the MSU game.
September 29th, 2009 at 12:35 AM ^
make a Haiku out of this?
September 29th, 2009 at 12:54 AM ^
Will Cissoko quit
Or is Gordie full of it
Only time will tell
September 29th, 2009 at 7:58 AM ^
Cissoko is out
His injury was too big
Walk on saves the day.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:40 AM ^
You need to think first before you post. How would you feel if a major blog about your school spent days/weeks/months making fun of you. Just sayin'.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:05 AM ^
Thanks, very poignant and discerning, I've changed my mind.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:22 AM ^
Do you feel like you're taking crazy pills too? Apparently you didn't lay it on thick enough. You needed to say something like this:
"Apparently Boubacar Cissoko is considering 'retiring' because whiny little bitchezz on blogs are complaining about him, even though he started four games as a true sophomore. Not really, losers! Cissoko totally wouldn't do that shit. GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!" [Insert emoticons]"
September 29th, 2009 at 5:39 PM ^
Thanks, You are spot on. I just thought I would continue on with the Trilogy. Cissoko's recruitment, Cissoko's injury, Cissoko's Retirement. Cissoko's whatever will be next, couched in terms to bash the kid for being the starting cornerback at the winningest college football team ever.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:45 AM ^
"psychomatt" is really Lloyd Carr. Upset that a "major blog about your school spent days/weeks/months making fun of you."
September 29th, 2009 at 1:28 AM ^
I have never seen such stupid, spoiled fans like ours lately who are getting all pissed off at a Sophomore while the team is 4-0.
Give it a rest.... or just go root for OSU, PSU or ND where you will fit right in.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:54 AM ^
This issue needs to be retired. I hope he shuts everybody up this week.
September 29th, 2009 at 5:00 AM ^
Absolutely. The kid is a freak athlete...a cornerback at Michigan.
100% of these stupid "fans" could not hold his jock on the football field.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:23 AM ^
the original poster is, in fact, Charles Woodson, Marlin Jackson, or Leon Hall.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:37 AM ^
The number of commenters who couldn't see that the OP was joking. You all saw "the handwriting on the blog" and thought it was serious? Holy jebus. If you did not get this, put yourself on timeout and go outside for a while - the internets are rotting your brain.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:01 AM ^
All the responses took the OP as making a mean attack on Cissoko. If the OP meant something else, please ask him to re-post for all us little people who clearly did not get the joke.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:12 AM ^
What I'm saying, to elaborate, is that if you thought this was an attack on Cissoko you either a) didn't take the time to actually read all the words in the OP, because you were so excited to initiate Internet Indignation Attack; or b) your reading comprehension is at a sixth-grade level.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:10 AM ^
Frankly - I have no idea what the fuck the OP is trying to say. I don't know if he's joking, if he's shitting on Cissoko, both, or if he wants a donut. So, I don't really blame some people for interpreting whatever the hell this was as "anti-Cissoko" because it's just as plausible as anything else.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:23 AM ^
How the OP can possibly be interpreted as an attack on Cissoko. I really cannot see it.
I can give you that maybe he was just drunk. But I'm pretty sure the point was to poke fun at both the commenters who are ready to throw Boubacar on the trash heap four games into his sophomore year and those who take the content of the message board way too seriously (i.e., Boubacar is so upset that people are being mean to him on the MGoBlog that he decided to hang 'em up.) It was a fairly neat effort, IME.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:28 AM ^
I posted WTF because I also couldn't tell the purpose of the post. I had no idea if it was a joke, if it was drunken ramblings, if it was a quote that had been modified from another user a few days ago, or if it was just serious.
Most of the Boubacar stuff had died down, so I figured it might not be a joke, as why would someone just incite it to start again?
September 29th, 2009 at 8:32 AM ^
As I said - I can honestly not discern what he was trying to do. When I have no idea what the hell he's trying to say, it is, clearly, "up for interpretation". I wouldn't have come here and yelled at him, as I had no idea what he was saying, but I understand the interpretation of anyone on this thread - you included, because the post would be just as intelligible if he had written it in Esparanto.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:29 PM ^
Amen. At first when I saw the header I figured it was someone being a dick-ina-box. i read the OP and still have no idea id Gordie is trying to be a dick-ina-box or what.
September 29th, 2009 at 7:52 AM ^
I would say the OP was making a joke about the fans, not attacking Cissoko.....Just sayin'
September 29th, 2009 at 6:58 AM ^
I take it all back. After conferring with Stonum who saw similar handwriting on the Blog 1 game into his true Sophomore season, Cissoko has decided to persevere despite his malfeasance.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:07 AM ^
The joys of user driven content. Somewhere right now Brian's reading this thread and wondering if he should've been a bus driver.
September 29th, 2009 at 5:54 PM ^
The joys of user driven content. Somewhere right now Brian's reading this thread and wondering if he should've ran this poster over with a bus.Fixed.
September 30th, 2009 at 9:32 AM ^
And remain, the functional equivalent of Dex without a sense of humor. Way to keep the streak alive with this gem.
At least you've managed to learn the syntax and formatting tricks of Deadspin commenters. A laudable feat, indeed.
September 30th, 2009 at 8:39 PM ^
So I should cancel our dinner reservation is what you're saying?
September 30th, 2009 at 8:41 PM ^
Aren't/weren't you a major Deadspin commenter? Glass houses, broseph.
October 1st, 2009 at 8:18 AM ^
I have never in my life commented at Deadspin.
Careful with 'broseph' - when you're wrong, it really makes you look like a douchebag. Ruins the irony.
October 1st, 2009 at 9:50 AM ^
Well, I was wrong. But I'm not sure how saying "broseph" is ever un-ironic.
September 30th, 2009 at 8:58 PM ^
I just wasted 30 seconds of my life skimming this thread. I want it back.
- Grandpa Simpson
September 30th, 2009 at 9:14 PM ^
some times I crack myself up and this time I didn't even have to start a new thread to do it. Talk about productivity.
October 1st, 2009 at 12:03 PM ^
The Coner's resurrection at EL.