Time for the boys to start getting paid! Just hope the commercial isn't too cringeworthy :)
Jake can be a streaky player. hopefully he wont skid to far down in the draft.
April 26th, 2017 at 10:47 PM ^
His injury is a shitty situation for him, that's for sure.
April 26th, 2017 at 10:55 PM ^
Poop.
April 26th, 2017 at 11:46 PM ^
I have no doubt Butt will extend past the hash marks.
April 27th, 2017 at 12:14 AM ^
Sad he missed most of the bowel game...
April 27th, 2017 at 12:15 AM ^
I guess bowl game works just as well. Poop jokes are the best
I can't flush this conversation from my mind.
You people are so juvenile. This whole sub-thread is just assinine. Taint ya'll got nothin better to do with your time?
...wipe it from mine.
swirling around the 1st round.
brings back memories of working for P & G right out of U of M. paper products, no less.
It's harder to block opponents if you have flared up hemorrhoids. So there's that performance enhancement.
If this happens to Jake, he's covered.
and, unfortunately true
Love how he smells his finger at the end too.
looks like he's already got his first endorsement deal judging by the Charmin color-themed jersey he's wearing...and the truckload of toilet paper on his lawn
That certainly brings new meaning to the term, "dump truck."
That is awesome!
Toilet paper!!!
How much crap will you get for posting this? I'm sticking around to find out!
decades ago when i worked for P & G i visited one of their paper plants out west where i lived at the time. it was kind of wild to see how they make charmin - it goes over a giant roller and they literally roll it and air dry it on a drum that makes it look like a roll the size a brontosaurus would use....then they spin it down to people-sized rolls.
Well it's brontosaurus. So I use the full industrial roll. God bless P&G.
Yeah it's called a yankee dryer. Every tissue mill in the world has one.
April 27th, 2017 at 12:29 AM ^
Squat Cobbler.
I think that he should play with a little bit of TP stuck to his cleats as part of his endorsement deal.
+1,000
So, they like big Butts and they cannot lie?
Sorry, I had to...
April 26th, 2017 at 10:49 PM ^
Team Mom for the alternate jersey
what a shitty endorsement.
Sphincter right now. Nice sponsor for the family's "needs" ...
A couple days of Chipotle for lunch and Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner will take care of most of that Charmin.
Seriously though, that's a really funny endorsement of sorts and his sense of humor about his own name makes it even better.
Jake needs to do this
Ahh my eyes!!! My roll hangs on a movable IPad stand. Sits right in front of me. No need to awkwardly reach around to grab tp. Plus iPad hands free.
April 26th, 2017 at 10:11 PM ^
Gotta maintain free hands while viewing the iPad alone in the bathroom. I assume you have a good screen protector.
April 27th, 2017 at 12:36 AM ^
In Leadership and Toilet Paper Rolls, the one who makes the change sets the direction.
Nice to see our fine community has a new Mr. Whipple. Don't squeeze the Butt.
They narrowly beat out Preparation H.
Currently reading this while dropping a deuce. Got charmin on hand. Ultra strong, just like Jake butt.... What a coincidence.
Needs to go away.
Wooosh.
April 26th, 2017 at 10:00 PM ^
Still upset we arent getting Zack Kuntz to replace Jake Butt
April 26th, 2017 at 11:37 PM ^
why?
April 26th, 2017 at 10:10 PM ^
My wife buys this ultra quilted Charmin. It's like flannel.
April 26th, 2017 at 10:17 PM ^
Enjoy the go, Butt
April 26th, 2017 at 10:25 PM ^
is a half inch wider than the Charmin sold anywhere else.
April 26th, 2017 at 10:46 PM ^
I thought that Jake was more of a Quilted Northern guy???