Board Game: Wealth or Celibacy
My friends and tackle this conundrum occasionally. Thought it might be fun to see peoples responses on here.
If you had to choose between wealth or celibacy which would you choose?
Parameters:
Money- It can be whatever you want it to be. $100 million up to infinity. You have zero wants or desires when it comes to physical assets.
Celibacy- You can talk to the opposite sex but it has to be stricly platonic. You are not allowed to get intimate, ever.
If you choose money you can not be with a woman, if you choose women you are jobless and broke.
Which option do you choose?
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More like bored game, amiriite?
Edit: Damn, missed like the third comment in here. I should use ctrl + F more often. Oh well.
Good question...don't have an answer yet. Probably money and be intimate with myself. Being poor sucks all the time, being horny only sucks until you do something about it.
So really it's "Poverty or Celibacy" or "Wealth and Celibacy"
Even better: "Sex or Money?"
I'm well on my way with one choice already.
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Wealth or Celibacy? This seems like a no brainer
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Yes.
and spend some of it on some high tech, anatomically correct, robot chick. Hell, buy 2 and have unlimited 3somes.
I hear the Japanese are doing some amazing things with animatronics
The two options really ought to be (1) Wealth and you lose your junk, or (2) No Wealth w/ healthy sex life (and by this I mean hooking up w/ model-types). That is a better dichotomy.
This would weed out all the money takers and self-love scenarios. I guess it still leaves you a corn-hole for the gay-way, but it certainly makes switching teams a harder selection.
To me, its still a tough call, but I'd probably still take the wealth, as there are so many other options for an enjoyable life and getting a rush once you have cash...sports cars, heli-skiing, eight 50-yeard line tickets at the big house with my kick-ass RV for tailgating, etc.
does that mean i can can have whatever dick size & stamina I want?
You'd never lack for rich heiresses hosting you for a weekend.
I would take the money...
and spend it on drugs...
seems sound.
"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."
Money. No question. Easiest response I've ever given.
I'll get separate beds for my wife and I.
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Okay, maybe this question is harder than it sounds at first. One quintillion dollars won't help much when the baloney pony needs saddled.
Being a working stiff(two jobs) I would gladly forsake sex for a life where I can do as I want and answer to no one.( within legal and moral boundaries of course)
Don't need sex if I'm on my own island happily alone for the rest of my life! Who'd want to sleep with a no shaving no bathing pirate anyway? I would just sit on the beach all day and eat whatever I wanted that I could order whenever I wanted with all my money.
Username checks out.
The "rules of the game" contradict the title of the conumdrum.
To wit:
if you choose women you are jobless and broke.
"Jobless and broke" adds a different layer to the question. If the choice is between "weath" and "women," I'd choose women. If the choice is "jobless, broke, starving, homeless with women," or "wealthy," my choice might be different. I would be ok with a simple job, with a modest income, and a woman who I share my life with. Actually, that somewhat approximates my current circumstances!
If you choose women, you're probably not going to be jobless...
Wealth or Celibacy is like Cake or death. Everyone is going to pick Cake.
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