1of12MattDamons

November 28th, 2014 at 6:55 AM ^

 

superstringer

November 28th, 2014 at 7:00 AM ^

My wife and daughters left for Black Friday at 5am this morning and all I'm doing is sitting here on MGOBLOG pining to see the advertisements on the side for the tshirts with the hot girl wearing them.

Mocha Cub

November 28th, 2014 at 9:13 AM ^

Nice to know a few people are still taking part in that tradition. We went out driving out Christmas Eve hoping to see some nice lights. 1 in 10 houses had decorations and they were pretty pitiful. When I was a kid it was 1 in 10 houses that weren't decorated. It's a shame. I prefer to not have to drive up to fake Bavaria (Frankenmuth) to see decent decorations.

chatster

November 28th, 2014 at 7:30 AM ^

Whether you plan to "stake your claim" or "change your name" to "Steely Dan" or any other name, here's hoping that all MGoBloggers, whether recovering from tryptophan hangovers or not, will remember to upvote early and often. Go Blue!

Sam1863

November 28th, 2014 at 7:40 AM ^

A man walks up to an attractive salesgirl and says, “I need to buy my wife some gloves, but I don't know her size.”

The salesgirl puts her hand in his and says, “Are her hands bigger or smaller than mine?”

“Smaller,” the man replies.

The salesgirl gets the correct size and says, “Will there be anything else?”

“Yes,” the man replies. “She also needs a bra.”

LSAClassOf2000

November 28th, 2014 at 8:23 AM ^

I usually wait until Cyber Monday - arguably one of the least productive days of the year workwise for me - because the thought of a mall, or a Target, or a Walmart or any such place right now makes me want to...

XM - Mt 1822

November 28th, 2014 at 8:28 AM ^

no black friday shopping and we won't be within 20 miles of a mall. i don't envy those that venture out to do so.

A Joke for the day: a very important CEO is going through a difficult divorce and one day his lawyer calls him up and says 'i have some good news and i have some bad news'

the CEO says he's had a tough day and demands that the lawyer tell him the good news. his lawyer says, 'i just found out that your soon-to-be ex wife has a couple of pictures worth millions'. of course the CEO is pleased with this, thinking that'll be part of the split of assets.

the CEO then asks, 'so what is the bad news'? his lawyer answers, 'the pictures are of you and your secretary'

ba-dum-bump. have a great friday.

B-Nut-GoBlue

November 28th, 2014 at 8:40 AM ^

Anyone else go out/going out to grab Goose Island BCBS?! I jut picked up a 4 pack and 1 Barleywine; no other variants were given to Eastern Iowa which is unfortunate (and bullshit if I really get my entitled pants on). Heading out later for hopefully more regular.

XM - Mt 1822

November 28th, 2014 at 8:40 AM ^

no black friday shopping and we won't be within 20 miles of a mall. i don't envy those that venture out to do so.

A Joke for the day: a very important CEO is going through a difficult divorce and one day his lawyer calls him up and says 'i have some good news and i have some bad news'

the CEO says he's had a tough day and demands that the lawyer tell him the good news. his lawyer says, 'i just found out that your soon-to-be ex wife has a couple of pictures worth millions'. of course the CEO is pleased with this, thinking that'll be part of the split of assets.

the CEO then asks, 'so what is the bad news'? his lawyer answers, 'the pictures are of you and your secretary'

ba-dum-bump. have a great friday.