Bill Walton is a horrible announcer
I was just listening to the Texas Indiana game. Bill Walton is doing color. It took me a while to figure who it was announcing, but I thought he must be stoned out of his mind because he keeps talking about anything other than basketball and he's making wierd sounds.
December 1st, 2020 at 1:52 PM ^
You must not watch PAC12 basketball. Bill Walton is an experience... just leave it at that.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:04 PM ^
The BW interactive bingo card is a must have. +1 Thanks!
December 1st, 2020 at 2:11 PM ^
Wow, thanks for the peanut butter thread. That is too funny.
December 1st, 2020 at 4:20 PM ^
He sounds like Jesse Ventura.
December 1st, 2020 at 4:43 PM ^
That weird sound the OP hears is Walton smoking a bong... er, water pipe...my bad!
December 1st, 2020 at 9:44 PM ^
The Body was an all-time color man. Wish he had done regular sports just for the hell of it.
December 1st, 2020 at 1:55 PM ^
Yeah, the dude is higher than superman's balls all day and night
December 1st, 2020 at 2:25 PM ^
Acid flashbacks?
December 1st, 2020 at 2:25 PM ^
Acid flashbacks?
December 1st, 2020 at 3:22 PM ^
Acid flashbacks!
December 1st, 2020 at 3:22 PM ^
Acid flashbacks!
December 1st, 2020 at 4:24 PM ^
Wow....uh...echos.......
December 1st, 2020 at 1:57 PM ^
Water is wet, too.
December 1st, 2020 at 5:08 PM ^
Was gonna say. . . I guess if you grew up in A2 and were going to the Hash Bash at 16 the idea that someone smokes pot just. . . isn't all that novel. Your schtick tripod requires at least two other legs.
December 1st, 2020 at 1:59 PM ^
Drink every time he says "Conference of Champions". You'll be seeing double by halftime.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:00 PM ^
Walton's problem is that he was the regular color guy for the Clippers when they sucked, which is pretty much always, so he got used to talking about anything but the game.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:03 PM ^
Does he understand the "process?"
December 1st, 2020 at 2:14 PM ^
There can only be one who understands that.
December 1st, 2020 at 3:44 PM ^
This is the way.
December 1st, 2020 at 4:32 PM ^
I have spoken.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:03 PM ^
This game is already bad enough, it doesn't need Walton to make it any worse yet he's doing his best.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:03 PM ^
He's always been terrible
December 1st, 2020 at 2:04 PM ^
Counterpoint: Bill Walton thinks Dave Pasch is useless, much like I do. And he is unafraid to say it, even when Pasch is sitting right next to him. Therefore Walton makes the game a more fun experience.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:07 PM ^
I'm pretty sure it was Pasch announcing our game against PSU. He was working from home. Prominently displayed on his bookshelf was Bill Walton's book. I had to chuckle at that.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:05 PM ^
Permabake. It seems Dave Pasch is egging him on.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:06 PM ^
He was just barking like a dog for no particular reason. When I first started listening I thought they had a bad comedian on, but then I realized he was actually doing commentary.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:10 PM ^
I adore Bill Walton announcing games. He pays more attention when it's the tournament or a big game. But look, a Washington State vs. Oregon game in mid-February? Give me the guy who wants to take me on a stroll down memory lane. He is an absolute gem!
December 1st, 2020 at 5:33 PM ^
Agreed. Walton annoys me at times, but he is entirely unique, like a character out of a Hunter S. Thompson story. I'll take his nuttiness over the cookie cutter blandness of most sports commentary any day.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:15 PM ^
Actually I enjoy listening to him. Far better than the standard stream of drivel.
Maybe more of them should be buzzed.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:18 PM ^
I’m with you, SysMark, Walton cracks me up. Of course I’m a deadhead from way back so that could explain a few things.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:26 PM ^
So am I, not as old as Bill but pretty much there from the beginning. I like listening to him. I particularly like when he ruminates about the western desert and peyote. Heard him spend the better part of a half on that once.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:17 PM ^
Very weird dynamic.
People love Mike Leach (who I think knows that people love him being weird and has ramped it up to make it clear to the world) and post threads whenever he says something about pirates or girlfriends or whatever weird shit he says.
And yet don't like Bill Walton, who is basically the color commentary version of Mike Leach.
Very interesting.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:18 PM ^
Horrible announcers:
Brandstatter
Dierdorf
Annoying announcers:
Romo
Collingsworth
Gus Johnson
December 1st, 2020 at 2:24 PM ^
Dierdorf isn't able to get a word in edgewise from the little bit I've heard during broadcasts.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:42 PM ^
I kinda like Romo. He really tells you what it's like being an NFL QB.
December 1st, 2020 at 6:54 PM ^
Yeah, I think he's good.
December 1st, 2020 at 3:47 PM ^
Love the energy of Gus Johnson. People like him and Kevin Harlan can make the worst game entertaining
December 1st, 2020 at 6:13 PM ^
Gus uses the "11" setting way too often. He lacks subtlety.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:21 PM ^
Terrible take. Awful poster. Bill Walton is the goat of commentary. No one cares about the shitty game hes calling, we want life anecdotes from the life guru himself.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:22 PM ^
I was just talking to a friend on mine about this. Hes a NC fan and said he has muted 2 of his games because of Walton.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:24 PM ^
I love him. Different strokes.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:29 PM ^
No, Different Strokes had Kareem one episode. I don't think they ever had Walton.
December 1st, 2020 at 4:21 PM ^
Ever spend time in a Turkish prison?
December 1st, 2020 at 2:24 PM ^
Bill Walton is a freak and a very weird dude.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:25 PM ^
Bill is getting up there in age and his shtick was always a little off kilter. I had the pleasure of meeting him in the mid 90’s in San Diego and he was terrific, engaged with my small kids and signed autographs for us. Genuinely nice human being.
December 1st, 2020 at 2:26 PM ^
You just figured that one out?
December 1st, 2020 at 2:28 PM ^
Dude has been this way for years. I think he's hilarious. Shows up and just starts going on Grateful Dead tangents. He once asked his partner in the middle of a game, just completely unprovoked, "You ever been to a volcano that's erupting?"
Literally unprovoked question, and not even in the middle of a timeout. In the middle of play. I get that he's definitely not everyone's cup of tea, especially if you're looking for serious analysis of what you're watching in the game. I just think he's a hoot to listen to.
I'd pay good money to see him and Dick Vitale do a game together.