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Basking in glory, and schedule notes

By THE_KNOWLEDGE — November 30th, 2011 at 12:17 PM — 53 comments
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Basking in Glory (BiG)
.
As usual, THE KNOWLEDGE has been basking in glory with yet another accurate revelation of a future event. This time Michigan fans have joined THE KNOWLEDGE in basking in glory after vanquishing the cheating crooks from Columbus
.
As a side note at this point, you may note that the Big Ten conference stole its logo from THE KNOWLEDGE. THE KNOWLEDGE has always used the BiG short form for Basking in Glory, for several years now. The conference simply copied this and substitued a "1" for the "i" and used it as their logo. THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, knew this would happen, and doesn't mind this imitation
.
yes
.
Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed, way before Tressel was exposed (to the rest of the world) for the fraud that he is, that Urban Meyer will be coaching osu in 2012
.
Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed a Michigan victory over ND (especially when ND went up 24-7), over NW (when they led), over osu (when they were up 7-0 and 24-23) and so forth
.
Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed a BCS bowl for this year's Michigan squad
.
yes
.
where are these people now? trashed in the dust left behind as THE KNOWLEDGE has continued to soar
.
THE KNOWLEDGE was off on a single game this year (Iowa) due to the referee-induced quirk in the spatio-temporal continuum as noted earlier; but these events are extremely infrequent, so THE KNOWLEDGE basks in glory practically every time
(the referees also tried to alter the future by incorrectly overturning Toussaint's TD against osu; however, the future was put back in track when a corrective measure ensured the osu QB overthrew an open receiver on a potential long touchdown)

.
yes
.
hence, the number of people that still continue to not believe THE KNOWLEDGE has reduced significantly, but still...
.
there are some that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE's other revelations:

  • Hoke will win the National Championship and go on to coach in the NFL (to provide other teams a chance to compete with Michigan)
  • Dan Mullen will, at that point, be appointed as the Michigan head coach
  • Thence will ensue another "ten-year war" between Mullen and Meyer
  • Unfortunately, the "10" year war will be cut short by Meyer being deposed after going 0-6 against Michigan, including a two-loss-to-Michigan season

.
yes
.
there are still some people that are naive enough to believe Meyer will run a clean program at osu. it has become clear to common folk that osu is a rogue program. THE KNOWLEDGE confirms that the future of osu is no different - they will continue run a rules-breaking, dirtu program under the corrupt Urban Meyer
.
nevertheless, it has been more than 730 days since osu beat Michigan, and that will continue for a few thousand more days
.
the situation in Columbus will become desperate enough that they start paying athletes more than other shools (paying student-athletes a fixed stipend will be the NCAA rule by then) in violation of NCAA rules and will get no more than wrist slaps from the NCAA keen on not losing its osu revenue
.
all of this won't matter to Michigan, who will continue to win the right way
.
those that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE, be prepared as usual to be left in a trail of dust
.
yes
.
for those that have been busy worrying about Michigan's chances of going to a BCS bowl game, quit analyzing various possibilites and just follow THE KNOWLEDGE
.
those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE shall be worry-free
.
Preview of upcoming posts by THE KNOWLEDGE:

  • Announcement of the TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE award - the most exciting thing ever on these very pages
  • BCS bowl review
  • Part 1 of THE KNOWLEDGE's Profile (Part 2 published in 2010)
  • Michigan's future in 2013 and beyond
  • .

yes
.
 

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November 30th, 2011 at 12:18 PM | Comments (Score:5 Normal)
THE_KNOWLEDGE
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commence

THE KNOWLEDGE

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November 30th, 2011 at 4:32 PM | Mr The Knowledge: (Score:2)
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You truly are basking in glory, but respectfully, i think you called the Illinois game wrong too.

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/knowledge-challenge-7

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November 30th, 2011 at 5:28 PM | I am going to go ahead and (Score:2)
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I am going to go ahead and say that you are wrong.  Clicking that link will only confirm I am correct, but I choose not to anyway.  Who are you?  How DARE you!

Hail.

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November 30th, 2011 at 7:53 PM | What is this odd post? (Score:1)
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What is this odd post?

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December 1st, 2011 at 3:48 AM | (No subject) (Score:2)
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ALL ABOARD THE A-TRAIN!!!!!

" ~ Herm "

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November 30th, 2011 at 6:37 PM | Quoth THE KNOWLEDGE (Score:3 Normal)
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At the end of that post:

"

  • is THE KNOWLEDGE playing games with these pointers?

.

yes

."

Clearly he was deceiving Zook into thinking victory was attainable.

Why?

Because.

He is the THE KNOWLEDGE

 

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

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November 30th, 2011 at 7:02 PM | clearly i am feasting on the dust of the knowledge's sandles (Score:3 Normal)
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clearly i am feasting on the dust of the knowledge's sandles.

I stand corrected.

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November 30th, 2011 at 8:44 PM | He soars above us all, bama (Score:3 Normal)
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He soars above us all, bama blue

He soars above us all.

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

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December 1st, 2011 at 11:14 AM | your avatar (Score:3 Normal)
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cracks me up every time I see it (and the gif).  I am so glad we won that game so i can laugh about it now, otherwise Hagerup would be forever banished to Bolivia.

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December 3rd, 2011 at 11:00 PM | Time-space poetic transmission from THE_KNOWLEDGE? (Score:1)
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I believe I received a psychic message from THE_KNOWLEDGE on the eve of our great triumph over Ohio.  I could not sleep in anticipation of the victory forseen by THE_KNOWLEDGE.

In my semi-lucid state, an epic poem came to me and I recorded it on mgoblog for all those who worried to be calmed.  As the poem was composed at 3:09 AM, there is no doubt in my mind that it could not have come from any other source than THE_KNOWLEDGE.

I only hope that it was a poem representative of the spirit of THE_KNOWLEDGE.

 

http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/beat-ohio-0

Yes?

 

That is all.

 

Go Blue.

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November 30th, 2011 at 12:21 PM | You really are the best (Score:3 Normal)
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You really are the best poster on the internet. I want to meet you and shake your hand, and then never wash it again.

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November 30th, 2011 at 6:07 PM | It's Brian. (Score:3 Normal)
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It's Brian.

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November 30th, 2011 at 8:54 PM | Doubtful. Stuff Brian writes (Score:-1 Flamebait)
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Doubtful. Stuff Brian writes is witty.

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November 30th, 2011 at 12:31 PM | Top Friend of The_Knowledge (Score:4 Normal)
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FYI - Winner of the 1st Top Friend of The_Knowledge Award will not only receive all the glory and reverence that comes with such honor.  He/she will also be awarded 1,000,000 MGoPoints for a period of ten (10) days following the announcement.

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

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November 30th, 2011 at 3:54 PM | 1 MILLION MGOPOINTS (Score:3 Normal)
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That's awesome.  What kind of karma level will come with that!?  I love your work pgb but I had to neg you as you mentioned mgopoints and that is a big no-no around here.  You should know better than that.

/shaking finger and looking at with a stern impression over the top of my reading glasses.  

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

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November 30th, 2011 at 5:42 PM | First Amendment to First Rule (Score:1 Trolling)
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I hereby propose a formal amendment to the First Rule of MGoBlog (thou shalt not discuss MGoPoints) that provides an exception to this rule when the discussion involves point incentives or other rewards for MGoUsers.  Drawing attention to points in a positive way (see, e.g., posbangs).

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

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December 1st, 2011 at 9:19 AM | Awesome.  I feel like I am a (Score:3 Normal)
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Awesome.  I feel like I am a self appointed MGocongressman with my influence and assistance with drafting MGoLaw's legislation.  

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

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November 30th, 2011 at 12:32 PM | Hoke will never coach in the (Score:2 Normal)
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Hoke will never coach in the NFL.  I think he enjoys Michigan and coaching college kids too much.  He will win a National Championship within the next 5 years though.

"They will meet a dastardly fate here for that! There isn't a Michigan Man who wouldn't like go out and scalp those Buckeyes right now."

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November 30th, 2011 at 1:08 PM | Ah . . . did you not just (Score:5 Normal)
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Ah . . . did you not just read THE KNOWLEDGE's post? He's says Hoke WILL coach in the NFL.

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November 30th, 2011 at 11:53 PM | This is not a prediction (Score:2 Normal)
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He is from the future, and these are retrospectives. THE KNOWLEDGE meant to say, Hoke HAS coached in the NFL after leading Michigan to a NC

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November 30th, 2011 at 2:40 PM | The Knowledge's crystal ball is a little cloudy (Score:1)
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The Knowledge's crystal ball is a little cloudy.  The Hoke that he sees coaching in the NFL is Jon not Brady.

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November 30th, 2011 at 1:17 PM | Caps (Score:0 Trolling)
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Does THE KNOWLEDGE ever get tired of hitting shift?  He probably gets yelled at by the mods on MMOs.

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November 30th, 2011 at 1:47 PM | THE KNOWLEDGE (Score:3 Normal)
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THE KNOWLEDGE does not need to hit shift. He types with his mind.

Either that or he just copies and pastes THE KNOWLEDGE.

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November 30th, 2011 at 1:31 PM | thats all well and good, but... (Score:5 Normal)
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I might be more impressed if THE KNOWLEDGE would forecast stocks or economic conditions, and allow us all to make a little coin on his prescience.

. . .  Or tell us which girls at which bar are lowering their standards this weekend, allowing us all to get a little tail . . . .

You know, something like that.

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November 30th, 2011 at 1:46 PM | The one with the (Score:5 Normal)
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daddy issues will be down to get dirty this weekend. 

yes.

Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.

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November 30th, 2011 at 1:48 PM | Too Much Dust (Score:3 Normal)
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I'd like to type out a lengthy counterargument to the Hoke-to-NFL prediction, but there's just too much dust in my eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hbr778CD3M

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November 30th, 2011 at 1:51 PM | I called 10-2 for us and 8-4 for ND. (Score:-1 Flamebait)
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I was right.

I challenge THE_KNOWLEDGE.

Hoke will be coach at Michigan until he retires.

yes.

He will win 3 MNCs in the next 10 years.

yes.

A Michigan player will once again win the Heisman in the next 5 years.

yes.

The next head coach of Michigan will be a name not out there yet.

yes.

Meyer will not have success at Ohio.

yes.

HART20

Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.

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November 30th, 2011 at 2:33 PM | where is the "Foolish" (Score:5 Normal)
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where is the "Foolish" moderation option?

RIP my avatar, June 14, 1998 - October 26, 2012.

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November 30th, 2011 at 8:49 PM | Imitation (Score:1)
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Imitation is the best form of FLATTERY

Yes.

GMAT score =800 = Defensive POTY

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December 1st, 2011 at 7:02 AM | Next Year (Score:1)
Vasav
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Joined: 12/13/2009
MGoPoints: 2837

Denard will win the Heisman and Hoke will win his first Rose Bowl

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yes.

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The next Michigan head coach will be Mike Hart

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yes.

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November 30th, 2011 at 4:13 PM | Next year (Score:3 Normal)
MichiganTeacher
Joined: 10/06/2011
MGoPoints: 272

Next year I'm not even going to watch the games. I'm just going to trust THE KNOWLEDGE.

Physics teacher in NY.

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November 30th, 2011 at 5:36 PM | I like it (Score:1 Normal)
brose
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Joined: 02/19/2009
MGoPoints: 955

Humble

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You are not

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Entertaining

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you ARE

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November 30th, 2011 at 6:51 PM | Will THE_KNOWLEDGE be (Score:1 Overrated)
jerasaurus
Joined: 08/20/2009
MGoPoints: 88

Will THE_KNOWLEDGE be handicapping the 2012 Presidential race?

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November 30th, 2011 at 7:16 PM | Don'tgetters (Score:3 Normal)
M - Flightsci
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Reading peoples' responses who do not understand THE KNOWLEDGE are almost as funny as the post itself

Accelerate Your Life
FLY NAVY

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November 30th, 2011 at 9:01 PM | Reading the responses of (Score:-1 Trolling)
maineandblue
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Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 1230

Reading the responses of people who not only continue to eat up this schtick, but glorify the guy and get defensive anytime someone is remotely critical of him is...kind of disappointing given the quality of this blog community otherwise.

It was cute the first few times, but really people?

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November 30th, 2011 at 10:44 PM | I think it's funny and also (Score:4 Normal)
Marvin
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I think it's funny and also think you're likely a person who likes Tim Allen.

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December 1st, 2011 at 12:26 AM | Nope, not by a long shot.  (Score:0 Redundant)
maineandblue
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Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 1230

Nope, not by a long shot.  What gave you the idea that I might like Tim Allen?

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December 1st, 2011 at 3:50 AM | The Santa Clause (1 AND 2)... (Score:2 Funny)
All Aboard
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The Santa Clause (1 AND 2)... Home Improvement... Buzz Lightyear. Tim Allen is awesome

ALL ABOARD THE A-TRAIN!!!!!

" ~ Herm "

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December 1st, 2011 at 8:50 AM | Counterpoint (Score:0)
Flaze
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Joined: 02/12/2009
MGoPoints: 16

Wild Hogs

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December 1st, 2011 at 1:00 PM | BOOO! (Score:-1 Flamebait)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
MGoPoints: 19415

Booo to you, sir.  Booo to you.  You're like rain on a wedding day, good advice that you just can't take, a free ride when you're already late.

/gay

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

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November 30th, 2011 at 8:07 PM | THE KNOWLEDGE knows (Score:1)
JDS
Joined: 07/02/2008
MGoPoints: 18

THE KNOWLEDGE knows what's up, it cannot be denied

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November 30th, 2011 at 8:34 PM | How mind blowing would it be (Score:5 Normal)
MGoPork
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How mind blowing would it be if THE KNOWLEDGE turned out to be Lloyd Brady?

For the strength of the pack is the Wolv, and the strength of the Wolv is the pack.

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December 1st, 2011 at 12:10 PM | Brilliant. (Score:2 Normal)
BrewCityBlue
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Joined: 09/07/2009
MGoPoints: 1468

I want this to be true so bad.

HAIL.

"Where's the threat? Oh, it's right here, and it's devouring us alive." -Ace<

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December 2nd, 2011 at 10:50 PM | It's like in 12 Monkeys where (Score:1)
Jeff
Joined: 07/01/2008
MGoPoints: 1262

It's like in 12 Monkeys where he shows up in all those old pictures.....

2012 Pick Six Standings | 2011 Pick Six Standings | Twitter

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November 30th, 2011 at 8:37 PM | I love THE KNOWLEDGE. I have (Score:3 Normal)
QVIST
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Joined: 08/22/2009
MGoPoints: 695

I love THE KNOWLEDGE. I have always believed.

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November 30th, 2011 at 8:51 PM | LOVE IT (Score:2 Normal)
Jim Harbaugh Sc...
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Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 435

All Hail THE KNOWLEDGE

http://twitter.com/#!/JHScramble

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November 30th, 2011 at 8:58 PM | What do you think of a (Score:1)
aiglick
Joined: 11/27/2010
MGoPoints: 1442

What do you think of a Bama-Michigan Sugan Bowl Round 1 The Knowledge?

Here's hoping for a bright future. This team does try hard and I will continue to support them.

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November 30th, 2011 at 9:34 PM | I (Score:1)
DixieWreck
Joined: 07/31/2010
MGoPoints: 1425

Douthley Thouley Promith To Obeyeth The Knowledgeth ... Dr. Lou

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December 1st, 2011 at 12:14 AM | I don't know why... (Score:3 Normal)
pinkfloyd2000
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Joined: 01/27/2009
MGoPoints: 437

...but the way THE KNOWLEDGE formats his messages makes me have at least SOME measure of confidence in what he's saying.

It's like the Stranger said in The Big Lebowski: "I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there..."

Obviously you're not a golfer.
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December 1st, 2011 at 8:30 AM | Does THE KNOWLEDGE know (Score:4 Normal)
spookers
Joined: 11/20/2009
MGoPoints: 114

THE FONZ?

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