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Basking in glory, and schedule notes
Basking in Glory (BiG)
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As usual, THE KNOWLEDGE has been basking in glory with yet another accurate revelation of a future event. This time Michigan fans have joined THE KNOWLEDGE in basking in glory after vanquishing the cheating crooks from Columbus
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As a side note at this point, you may note that the Big Ten conference stole its logo from THE KNOWLEDGE. THE KNOWLEDGE has always used the BiG short form for Basking in Glory, for several years now. The conference simply copied this and substitued a "1" for the "i" and used it as their logo. THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, knew this would happen, and doesn't mind this imitation
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed, way before Tressel was exposed (to the rest of the world) for the fraud that he is, that Urban Meyer will be coaching osu in 2012
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed a Michigan victory over ND (especially when ND went up 24-7), over NW (when they led), over osu (when they were up 7-0 and 24-23) and so forth
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Many was the number of fools who did not believe THE KNOWLEDGE when THE KNOWLEDGE proclaimed a BCS bowl for this year's Michigan squad
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where are these people now? trashed in the dust left behind as THE KNOWLEDGE has continued to soar
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THE KNOWLEDGE was off on a single game this year (Iowa) due to the referee-induced quirk in the spatio-temporal continuum as noted earlier; but these events are extremely infrequent, so THE KNOWLEDGE basks in glory practically every time
(the referees also tried to alter the future by incorrectly overturning Toussaint's TD against osu; however, the future was put back in track when a corrective measure ensured the osu QB overthrew an open receiver on a potential long touchdown)
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hence, the number of people that still continue to not believe THE KNOWLEDGE has reduced significantly, but still...
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there are some that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE's other revelations:
- Hoke will win the National Championship and go on to coach in the NFL (to provide other teams a chance to compete with Michigan)
- Dan Mullen will, at that point, be appointed as the Michigan head coach
- Thence will ensue another "ten-year war" between Mullen and Meyer
- Unfortunately, the "10" year war will be cut short by Meyer being deposed after going 0-6 against Michigan, including a two-loss-to-Michigan season
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there are still some people that are naive enough to believe Meyer will run a clean program at osu. it has become clear to common folk that osu is a rogue program. THE KNOWLEDGE confirms that the future of osu is no different - they will continue run a rules-breaking, dirtu program under the corrupt Urban Meyer
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nevertheless, it has been more than 730 days since osu beat Michigan, and that will continue for a few thousand more days
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the situation in Columbus will become desperate enough that they start paying athletes more than other shools (paying student-athletes a fixed stipend will be the NCAA rule by then) in violation of NCAA rules and will get no more than wrist slaps from the NCAA keen on not losing its osu revenue
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all of this won't matter to Michigan, who will continue to win the right way
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those that don't believe THE KNOWLEDGE, be prepared as usual to be left in a trail of dust
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for those that have been busy worrying about Michigan's chances of going to a BCS bowl game, quit analyzing various possibilites and just follow THE KNOWLEDGE
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those that follow THE KNOWLEDGE shall be worry-free
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Preview of upcoming posts by THE KNOWLEDGE:
- Announcement of the TOP FRIEND OF THE KNOWLEDGE award - the most exciting thing ever on these very pages
- BCS bowl review
- Part 1 of THE KNOWLEDGE's Profile (Part 2 published in 2010)
- Michigan's future in 2013 and beyond
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You truly are basking in glory, but respectfully, i think you called the Illinois game wrong too.
I am going to go ahead and say that you are wrong. Clicking that link will only confirm I am correct, but I choose not to anyway. Who are you? How DARE you!
Hail.
At the end of that post:
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- is THE KNOWLEDGE playing games with these pointers?
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Clearly he was deceiving Zook into thinking victory was attainable.
Why?
Because.
He is the THE KNOWLEDGE
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
clearly i am feasting on the dust of the knowledge's sandles.
I stand corrected.
He soars above us all, bama blue
He soars above us all.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
I believe I received a psychic message from THE_KNOWLEDGE on the eve of our great triumph over Ohio. I could not sleep in anticipation of the victory forseen by THE_KNOWLEDGE.
In my semi-lucid state, an epic poem came to me and I recorded it on mgoblog for all those who worried to be calmed. As the poem was composed at 3:09 AM, there is no doubt in my mind that it could not have come from any other source than THE_KNOWLEDGE.
I only hope that it was a poem representative of the spirit of THE_KNOWLEDGE.
http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/beat-ohio-0
Yes?
That is all.
Go Blue.
You really are the best poster on the internet. I want to meet you and shake your hand, and then never wash it again.
FYI - Winner of the 1st Top Friend of The_Knowledge Award will not only receive all the glory and reverence that comes with such honor. He/she will also be awarded 1,000,000 MGoPoints for a period of ten (10) days following the announcement.
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
That's awesome. What kind of karma level will come with that!? I love your work pgb but I had to neg you as you mentioned mgopoints and that is a big no-no around here. You should know better than that.
/shaking finger and looking at with a stern impression over the top of my reading glasses.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
I hereby propose a formal amendment to the First Rule of MGoBlog (thou shalt not discuss MGoPoints) that provides an exception to this rule when the discussion involves point incentives or other rewards for MGoUsers. Drawing attention to points in a positive way (see, e.g., posbangs).
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
Hoke will never coach in the NFL. I think he enjoys Michigan and coaching college kids too much. He will win a National Championship within the next 5 years though.
"They will meet a dastardly fate here for that! There isn't a Michigan Man who wouldn't like go out and scalp those Buckeyes right now."
Ah . . . did you not just read THE KNOWLEDGE's post? He's says Hoke WILL coach in the NFL.
Does THE KNOWLEDGE ever get tired of hitting shift? He probably gets yelled at by the mods on MMOs.
I might be more impressed if THE KNOWLEDGE would forecast stocks or economic conditions, and allow us all to make a little coin on his prescience.
. . . Or tell us which girls at which bar are lowering their standards this weekend, allowing us all to get a little tail . . . .
You know, something like that.
I'd like to type out a lengthy counterargument to the Hoke-to-NFL prediction, but there's just too much dust in my eyes.
I was right.
I challenge THE_KNOWLEDGE.
Hoke will be coach at Michigan until he retires.
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He will win 3 MNCs in the next 10 years.
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A Michigan player will once again win the Heisman in the next 5 years.
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The next head coach of Michigan will be a name not out there yet.
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Meyer will not have success at Ohio.
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HART20
Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.
where is the "Foolish" moderation option?
RIP my avatar, June 14, 1998 - October 26, 2012.
Imitation is the best form of FLATTERY
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GMAT score =800 = Defensive POTY
Next year I'm not even going to watch the games. I'm just going to trust THE KNOWLEDGE.
Physics teacher in NY.
Humble
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Entertaining
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Will THE_KNOWLEDGE be handicapping the 2012 Presidential race?
Reading peoples' responses who do not understand THE KNOWLEDGE are almost as funny as the post itself
Accelerate Your Life
FLY NAVY
Reading the responses of people who not only continue to eat up this schtick, but glorify the guy and get defensive anytime someone is remotely critical of him is...kind of disappointing given the quality of this blog community otherwise.
It was cute the first few times, but really people?
I think it's funny and also think you're likely a person who likes Tim Allen.
Nope, not by a long shot. What gave you the idea that I might like Tim Allen?
The Santa Clause (1 AND 2)... Home Improvement... Buzz Lightyear. Tim Allen is awesome
ALL ABOARD THE A-TRAIN!!!!!
" ~ Herm "
THE KNOWLEDGE knows what's up, it cannot be denied
How mind blowing would it be if THE KNOWLEDGE turned out to be Lloyd Brady?
For the strength of the pack is the Wolv, and the strength of the Wolv is the pack.
I want this to be true so bad.
HAIL.
"Where's the threat? Oh, it's right here, and it's devouring us alive." -Ace<
It's like in 12 Monkeys where he shows up in all those old pictures.....
I love THE KNOWLEDGE. I have always believed.
What do you think of a Bama-Michigan Sugan Bowl Round 1 The Knowledge?
Here's hoping for a bright future. This team does try hard and I will continue to support them.
...but the way THE KNOWLEDGE formats his messages makes me have at least SOME measure of confidence in what he's saying.
It's like the Stranger said in The Big Lebowski: "I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there..."


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