OT: FREE FuManBlue!
Most of you know the trials and tribulations of FuManBlue. For those that do not, let me just say that, In the heat of passion, he committed a heinous crime (started an emo whine thread). However, while in prison, he has proven himself to be a potentially valuable member of MGoSociety and displayed the potential to do great things.
As such, may it please the MGoCourt, I hereby respectfully request that we free FuManBlue from his shackles. With our help, may he go forth and prosper. Per Geaux_Blue's suggestion, FuManBlue will serve a probationary period during which time all of his new threads will have to include some sort of warning (e.g. "FuManBlue: _________").
In other words . . .
POS-BANG for FuManBlue
[EDIT: WE DID IT!]
January 14th, 2011 at 3:39 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 2:53 PM ^
Aw man, I thought you were giving away FuManBlues for free. This is good too, though.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:00 PM ^
Wouldn't it be FuMenBlue?
Like...passers-by, or attorneys general?
January 14th, 2011 at 3:04 PM ^
Touche. "FuManBlues" sounds like what FuManBlue probably plays on his harmonica whilst sitting in MGoPrison.
January 14th, 2011 at 2:54 PM ^
Fu, can you please provide us with the evidence of your criminal offense?
January 14th, 2011 at 2:55 PM ^
he's still not allowed to vote as an mgofelon
January 14th, 2011 at 3:32 PM ^
Can Puerto Ricans vote? Only if the live in continental US?
January 14th, 2011 at 2:55 PM ^
I wasn't thinking and forgot that Fu couldn't start his own thread.
January 14th, 2011 at 2:55 PM ^
Love it.
January 14th, 2011 at 2:55 PM ^
is Brian is going to force fumanblue to start each post warning a thread's poster of his status as an mgofelon and notifying said members of his past crimes
January 14th, 2011 at 3:03 PM ^
And he cant be within 500 feet of a coaching search of any kind. He has to have internet tracking devices installed on his computer as well and check into court mandated emo rehab.
January 14th, 2011 at 2:56 PM ^
Good job profit. Free fumanblue
January 14th, 2011 at 2:56 PM ^
It's your lucky day.
January 14th, 2011 at 2:58 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 2:59 PM ^
WHERE R U FU? My finger is itching to hit +1
January 14th, 2011 at 2:59 PM ^
having become a productive member of society. I just can't get around one thing, though. With negative MGoPoints, how was he able to afford a fancy MGoConsigliere?
January 14th, 2011 at 3:09 PM ^
Clearly Profit is working pro bono and is MGoAppointed counsel.
Edit: Profit already said as much at the very top of the thread - my bad. Also, i clicked on his original offense for the first time and checked it out. Wow, i've seen so much worse, this doesn't add up. Was Fu made example of? I just can't imagine that being worth such a harsh penatly.
Hopefully we get you back out of Bolivian - if not, i'll send the MGoSwat Reconaissance Squad in to get you out! We're breakin' you outta there Fu, just hang tight!!!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:07 PM ^
you make friends. Powerful friends
January 14th, 2011 at 3:04 PM ^
FREEDOM! It feels good to be an American! Fly him home from Bolivan!!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:05 PM ^
Smile though your heart is aching....
Seriously dude, I wish I could give. I'd be willing to give up all my points here to help the cause.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:06 PM ^
FuManBlue back into the positives. Well, I want other things, but they are felonies in most states.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:09 PM ^
FU I hope that you are out of Bolivian by 5. So please keep posting.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:09 PM ^
You get an MGoPoint! And YOU get an MGoPoint! And YOU TOO get an MGoPoint!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM ^
"You get a humpback and you get a humpback, everybody gets a humpback whale!"
"You get a school district, and you get a school districy, everybody gets a school district! With full faculty!"
haha Dane Cook is hilarious.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:24 PM ^
Everybody gets an MGOPOINT!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:20 PM ^
That reminds me of Clark Griswold greeting his co-workers:
"Kiss my a--"
"Kiss my a--"
"Kiss his a--"
"Kiss your a--"
January 14th, 2011 at 3:33 PM ^
This is a pretty kick ass thing these guys are doing for you.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:33 PM ^
Literally went from -700 to -200 as i clicked "next page"
January 14th, 2011 at 3:12 PM ^
CAPTCHAs be damned!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:13 PM ^
I been passin' out the upvotes like candy this week cause there have been a lot of lulz.
I still gots a few to spare for fu man bluuue.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:15 PM ^
he should have had to earn his way out via quality posting (to atone for non-quality emo posting) but that's just me.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM ^
Get out of my head!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:22 PM ^
or something like that
January 14th, 2011 at 3:18 PM ^
Stop being an emo Debbie Downer!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:19 PM ^
hes been doing so. he was just in such a deep hole, that we collectively decided that some mgowelfare was in order. props to profitblue for organizing it.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:36 PM ^
MGoCommie!
January 14th, 2011 at 3:20 PM ^
Cheer up.
+1 to you because you need a hug.
January 14th, 2011 at 3:25 PM ^
January 14th, 2011 at 3:27 PM ^
But its more fun this way and its been a sh-tty last few weeks. Right?
January 14th, 2011 at 3:44 PM ^
just to see everybody lose their shit.
i couldn't care less.