Time for a deep breath...
Fans I know your anxious but as a unit we gotta have faith in our AD and hopeful for the future. Regardless WE ARE MICHIGAN! Be patient.
Mr. Kelvin Grady (@Mr_KelGrady19)
Along with the majority of posters / stalkers around here, I have been tracking the site constantly, watching flight paths and contemplating what is going on in the world of Michigan Football. Maybe we all need to take a step back a bit, stop hitting F5 and give our kids a little attention until we have some SOLID information from actual sources...
January 9th, 2011 at 8:43 PM ^
Tru dat, Kelvin.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:45 PM ^
Let's heed the advice of a young man who has known and overcome adversity. Way to be Kelvin!!!
January 9th, 2011 at 8:46 PM ^
If he did it would consume all the planet's oxygen and life as we know it would cease to exist.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:52 PM ^
Well we know that the earth's grass supply would cease to exist.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:54 PM ^
Les Miles doesn't smoke drugs. He says that shit is for dirty hippies like Brian Cook.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:56 PM ^
might disagree with you and Les Miles.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:09 PM ^
Back in high school he lined up against Les Miles and was pancaked on every single play in an 87-0 thrashing. After that he went home and wrote "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain". Because he cried. Another thing Les Miles doesn't do.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:14 PM ^
Willie Nelson at least knows how to clap, Les Miles doesn't.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:15 PM ^
The only reason you are still alive right now is because Les Miles doesn't know/care who you are. I suggest changing your attitude before he gets here.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:17 PM ^
The only reason I'm alive is because he doesn't know how to bend his fingers, its apparent from his clapping. So obviously he is unable to fire a weapon or hold a knife, thus I am still alive.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:21 PM ^
You are in for a very rude awakening. You are not capable of comprehending the kind of power I describe. Please, for the safety of yourself and your family, get on board with the hire before it is too late.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:23 PM ^
I am on board with the hire of LM. I just hope he can hold the playbook.
This obviously has all been sarcasm. What happens when someone slips a whoopie cushion under you when you go to sit? Pull some brass knuckles out and start swinging?
January 9th, 2011 at 9:32 PM ^
Les Miles >>>>>>>>>>>>> Chuck Norris
January 9th, 2011 at 9:37 PM ^
This picture was taken just off the coast of Louisiana.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:42 PM ^
January 9th, 2011 at 11:28 PM ^
Les MIles' mom has a tattoo that reads "son"
January 9th, 2011 at 9:11 PM ^
"I remember when a dime bag used to cost a dime..."
"Do you know how much condoms used to cost?"
"...hell if I know, we never used 'em."
January 9th, 2011 at 9:01 PM ^
He doesn't SMOKE drugs, he snorts or injects them like a real man.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:59 PM ^
This is why he is devouring foliage
January 9th, 2011 at 9:03 PM ^
I thought Ricky Stanzi was the one who didn't like hippies?
January 9th, 2011 at 8:47 PM ^
Your right!
January 9th, 2011 at 9:48 PM ^
Subtle. I like it. Your clever.
January 9th, 2011 at 10:56 PM ^
you're style.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:49 PM ^
is going to tell me what to do; even if he is right. I, for one, will continue to freak out.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:50 PM ^
You have to love having players like this to be a part of Michigan, this type of attitude is what will bring Michigan back to the way we remember.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:51 PM ^
is that allowed?
January 9th, 2011 at 9:02 PM ^
ever mentioned anywhere?
January 9th, 2011 at 9:21 PM ^
Dave Brandon should bet enough on this to fund some new capital improvements.
January 9th, 2011 at 8:58 PM ^
does he really know who DB is courting at this point?
January 9th, 2011 at 8:59 PM ^
January 9th, 2011 at 9:07 PM ^
January 9th, 2011 at 9:39 PM ^
I was curious about this as well. With reference to the process as a whole, do you all think candidates are placed in a predetermined order, ala Harbaugh, Miles, Patterson, Hoke, etc? Or are multiple candidates interviewed when possible, and then after all the interviews, DB makes a list and begins offering? I can see the former being used to quicken the process, but I feel like the latter is more of DB's style, i.e. get as many data points as possible (within reason) and then make a choice.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:10 PM ^
I was under the impression that DB told us what flight tracker was and that he sent out carrier pidgeons with conflicting information, thus creating the rumors himself and reassuring us he was still alive and going about his business.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:08 PM ^
so is it safe to say that he knows that miles will not be our next coach.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:11 PM ^
Yes
and
No
January 9th, 2011 at 11:09 PM ^
And then pass that to DB and tell him to circle one.
I patiently anticipate receiving the note back.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:10 PM ^
I remember when I was 20 and bulletproof too. Best time of my life.
I like Kelvin and his measured response but let's face it, it's time to panic.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:12 PM ^
Do I need to post the panic button here as well? It's starting to get overused.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:10 PM ^
No way. Constant unreasoned insanity is way more entertaining.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:11 PM ^
It's a damn shame I'm not going to heed it.
PANIC!!!
January 9th, 2011 at 9:16 PM ^
But I LIKE hitting F5!
January 9th, 2011 at 9:23 PM ^
There is a chance your traitorous browser has cached out-of-date rumors, leaving the freshest bullshit hidden from your existance.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:32 PM ^
Every once in awhile, I like mixing things up with the F1 button. I always hope it brings up something personal or late breaking on the coaching search. No luck yet...
January 9th, 2011 at 9:17 PM ^
I'm spending more time than ever with the kids. My 7 and 5 year olds are learning about things like flight aware, morality, Purple Stuff, the Gruden, etc. as they help me monitor the site around the clock. They are growing up way too fast....
January 9th, 2011 at 9:20 PM ^
Maybe we should consult the innocence your children on this coaching search? We have become jaded with age. Lay out pictures of the supposed candidates and let them each chose. We will just hope they pick the same person, otherwise......we will continue to panic.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:25 PM ^
They don't quite understand why Denard can't be the coach. They call their 2 year old sister Denard because she is always running.
January 9th, 2011 at 9:29 PM ^
Cutest post of the day?