Sparty Hate Thread (Day 2)
Continue the hate from:
October 4th, 2010 at 4:26 PM ^
because they think they are Big Ten elite when they only have 6 Big Ten championships in 114 years which is 5% which is 36 less championships than Michigan and one less then the CHIGACO MAROONS and only 6 more than Nebraska WHO HAS NEVER PLAYED IN THE BIG TEN YET read the stats and despair Sparty:
Michigan | 42 |
Ohio State | 34 |
Minnesota | 18 |
Illinois | 15 |
Iowa | 11 |
Wisconsin | 11 |
Northwestern | 8 |
Purdue | 8 |
Chicago | 7 |
Michigan State | 6 |
Penn State | 3 |
Indiana | 2 |
Nebraska | 0 |
October 4th, 2010 at 4:29 PM ^
To be fair, Michigan State's only been in the Big 10 for a little over 50 years.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:39 PM ^
If we could have a do-over and bring back Chicago, I would do it in a heatbeat!
October 4th, 2010 at 4:41 PM ^
Penn State has been around for 17 years, and only won 3? They aren't on a much better track than State, and I would consider them elite-ish. Interesting. I guess Michigan did have their number for most of those years ...
October 4th, 2010 at 8:40 PM ^
Multiply Penn State out to 50 years and they would have 9 and then multiply again to 100 and they would have 18 (if they won at the current pace). That's not too bad.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:02 PM ^
So if they were in for the full 100 years, they would have 12 championships which would put them in Wisconsin territory.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:30 PM ^
Well, in MSU's defense they didn't start playing in the Big 10 until 1953, so it's 6 championships in 57 years...which is still under 10%.
October 5th, 2010 at 8:54 AM ^
That's a championship every 19 years. Wow, domination!! That almost ends up being one championship per generation. No wonder nobody knows about MSU.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:38 PM ^
he almost killed a hockey player then was let back on the team the day he was freed from prison after a six month sentence. THEN, he was an instigator in the rather hall incident. Quick list: Rather Hall... Dion Sims... their fans...
October 4th, 2010 at 4:37 PM ^
October 4th, 2010 at 4:42 PM ^
Your ideas intrigue me, I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:38 PM ^
Can't Read, Can't Write
October 4th, 2010 at 4:54 PM ^
Smoke Green, Snort White
October 4th, 2010 at 8:47 PM ^
If I could give points to you, I would. This was one of the funniest moments in student section history.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:57 PM ^
that's actually only 3 words, just one of them is repeated... ;)
October 4th, 2010 at 4:44 PM ^
myyy god valenti is a tard. because state beat a wisconsin team who only beat threet by 1, they are now the perfect team? how michigans only beaten a bad ND team that state took to OT?? both ways, mike, both ways
October 4th, 2010 at 4:47 PM ^
not to mention they beat ND in EL on a trick play in OT.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:04 PM ^
that was a pretty ballsy trick play though. I'll give them that much.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:40 PM ^
A 47 yard field goal is no gimme.
ND should have had been ready for that call.
October 4th, 2010 at 6:37 PM ^
Yes but in the day and age of the fraidy cat coach who will punt on 4th down in enemy terriotory because it is the right thing to do, you don't expect a call like that.
October 4th, 2010 at 7:09 PM ^
They were. The guy who had responsibility to cover the leak out receiver tripped. Their mistake was not having the guy play off the line more as like a center fielder. Kelly definitely blew it.
I loved the creativity of the play, but I won't give it ballsy.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:51 PM ^
how you can sit and listen to that goon.. He is the single reason i don't listen to the ticket anymore, not just because of his MSU support but just because he constantly bashes everyone that calls into that station... none of us are as smart as Mike Valenti we just need to accept that.. guys is a joke.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:03 PM ^
Their win is much more impressive seeing as how Crist played the entire game.
October 4th, 2010 at 6:29 PM ^
Sparty "Our win against ND is better because we had to face Crist all game."
Michigan "No, our win is better because we knocked Crist out of the damn game."
Sparty always goes with the C- answer.
October 4th, 2010 at 7:05 PM ^
Or it's the unbiased view. Not that you would know what that means, though.
October 4th, 2010 at 8:50 PM ^
When Jonas Mouton crushes some sparty player on Saturday, I will smile remembering this thread. I am so glad we don't have judge who is better based on similar opponents. Saturday, gentleman, Saturday.
October 4th, 2010 at 7:02 PM ^
In all fairness ND had their QB the whole game.
/sarcasm
Edit: beat me to it
October 4th, 2010 at 9:00 PM ^
He tries to conceal his homerism by offering a few critiques of MSU before totally obliterating Michigan. "Da way I learned football, you can't win games by just outscoring people. All's I'm saying."
Really, Mike? Is it any conincidence that where you "learned football" is loserville? They've won so many games over the years when they actually scored less than the opposition. It really is quite miraculous.
He also went through the Michigan schedule and said all those teams are garbage. Well, as far as I can tell, Mike, Sparty has yet to play a real road game this year. He can discount road wins at ND and IU all he wants, but 8 of 11 Big Ten teams would lose one of those games.
Also, he pushes that fakey Queens accent so bad I want to vomit. The guy is from Buffalo, which is basically the Midwest.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:49 PM ^
i hate that they think dantonio is amazing. last time i checked a 6-7 year while a good portion of your team getting suspended or in prison isnt so hot.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:52 PM ^
Because they think that damn movie 300 is about them,personally, as a college football team. If I hear "This is Sparta!" one more time from a Sparty I think I may finally snap.
(SIAP, but that movie has become unbearable because of them and it needs to be said, even if twice)
October 4th, 2010 at 4:56 PM ^
I hate State because their fans always cry about not getting any attention when they've been better than Michigan the last two years. However, Michigan contiued selling out games, and Sparty didn't come close to filling their stadium against a top-10 team last weekend.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:03 PM ^
and flip burgers.
October 4th, 2010 at 6:31 PM ^
All kidding aside - did they really not sell out for Wisconsin? You are kidding, right? If not, that is just really poor.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:02 PM ^
I just feel bad for them.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:05 PM ^
I laugh at Michigan State because to them, a winning percentage of 37% against M is still a success. In fact, they would probably count the 2 ties as wins. (side note, we're only 60% wins against them!? WHAATT?)
I laugh at Michigan State fans because every year the new logo or jersey renders all of the fans' attire outdated.
I laugh at Michigan State because come rivalry week, they claim a rivalry with PSU while the Big 10 powers clash at the big kids' table.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:14 PM ^
because dantonio pronounced forcier's name wrong last year
October 4th, 2010 at 5:18 PM ^
Is that now I'm aware MSU exists.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:18 PM ^
I'm just going to put this out there, but can we stop posting these? Hate is the path to the darkside, yo.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:27 PM ^
Reason #1 cause when sparty goes up 3-0 with 11:14 left in the first quarter I receive 3467435 texts messages saying that the game is over, how gay M is, and that RR should be let go.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:31 PM ^
because... uh yah. that worked out well for them
October 4th, 2010 at 5:32 PM ^
Then Denard busts one for 70+ yards and you hear the greatest sound of all, Sparty's with nothing to say.
October 4th, 2010 at 5:28 PM ^
enough said
October 5th, 2010 at 12:42 AM ^
this thread was pretty mediocre till i got here. that whole incident makes my blood boil more than anything else. fuck conboy and tropp, i hope they burn in hell
October 4th, 2010 at 6:55 PM ^
I plussed.
October 4th, 2010 at 6:20 PM ^
Let's hope Dantonio is able to witness Denard and not have any other health problems that could be dilithium induced.
October 4th, 2010 at 6:45 PM ^
I see that these MSU fans are up on their high horse.
Well, sirs, I regret to inform you that your horse is made of my shit, you little whiney bitches.
October 4th, 2010 at 7:06 PM ^
I hate Sparty because when they make fun of the UofM fan base for having "Wal-mart Wolverine" fans and you have to ask them why thats a problem and if they also have something against "Target Tar Heels".