Changing predictions and OOC game results
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There has been great anxiety on this board after the injury to Woolfolk
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The loss of the following:
- Warren due to his inability to judge his draft status
- Dorsey due to his inability to read
- Turner due to his inability to get motivated
- Witty due to his inability to read
- Cissoko due to his inability to be smart
- Woolfolk due to his inability to have luck
has caused mass concern and panic regarding the Michigan defense
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yes
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many people have given up on this season as a lost cause and have started focusing on the 2011 season instead
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However, these people have missed the most important fact of all
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE returned to these very pages a few days ago and posted that Michigan will win the National Champsionship game in Jan 2011 against the BS Broncos
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people must understand that the post writted by THE KNOWLEDGE was not a mere prediction
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it was a season REVIEW
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yes
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While a prediction/preview can change drastically due to the loss of key players, a review is not prone to changes
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THE KNOWLEDGE speaks from the future
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yes
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therefore, saner minds will quit worrying and start preparing for the champsionship parade
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when that happens, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar and bask in glory yet again
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OOC games:
Folks that read the previous post by THE KNOWLEDGE carefully will note that THE KNOWLEDGE did not predict an undefeated season for Michigan
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Michigan will sustain one loss in the season, which will not prevent the Wolverines from getting to the NCG
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That loss will not happen in the OOC games. Michigan will win all four OOC games very comfortably
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yes
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Many curious minds have requested THE KNOWLEDGE to provide more information about THE KNOWLEDGE. some have requested a "profile" of THE KNOWLEDGE to be made
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THE KNOWLEDGE rarely grants interviews. however, to satisfy his fans, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soon write a self-profile
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August 19th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^
Could you bring me back a Grace Sports Almanac?
August 19th, 2010 at 5:28 PM ^
I need it for my DeLorian. Thanks.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:54 PM ^
Its "Gray's" sports almanac, you idiot. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.*
*per 2015 Biff
August 19th, 2010 at 6:03 PM ^
So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.
August 19th, 2010 at 6:05 PM ^
just bet on the winners and you can never lose
August 19th, 2010 at 6:17 PM ^
Someday, a crazy wild-eyed guy who claims to be a scientist or a kid may show up asking about this book. And if that happens...
August 19th, 2010 at 5:16 PM ^
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:19 PM ^
Blasphemy!
August 19th, 2010 at 5:24 PM ^
It's sad because you don't even have a chance to save yourself by editing your post now.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:47 PM ^
I thought maybe you're just a new member, see... but then
Member for
46 weeks, 6 days
so like, how have you missed knowledge of THE KNOWLEDGE for nearly a year?
August 19th, 2010 at 5:44 PM ^
You appear to have stepped in something.
August 19th, 2010 at 6:27 PM ^
Uh, guys. Relax.
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
August 19th, 2010 at 6:31 PM ^
I think everyone recognizes the quote. It's the fact that he attached it to any work by THE KNOWLEDGE that is getting him negged.
August 19th, 2010 at 7:00 PM ^
By the way, looking forward to HIS self-profile. The future must be awesome.
August 20th, 2010 at 10:09 AM ^
That's like doing a self-profile on Batman. It can't happen without knowing his true identity.
August 19th, 2010 at 10:01 PM ^
Are you?
August 20th, 2010 at 11:52 PM ^
meme needs to die.
The Knowledge will bask in glory forever.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:31 PM ^
He who doesn't know THE KNOWLEDGE has none.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:34 PM ^
Reliable sources told me that THE KNOWLEDGE's sister is Melanie Collins.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:41 PM ^
THE KNOWLEDGE has known that woman.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:43 PM ^
So don't worry everybody.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:48 PM ^
August 25th, 2010 at 3:09 PM ^
lol I'm new to the blog but I feel like it's probably Koolaide. But hey, after TWoolf's injury and the projected DOOM that's been hanging around the boards for the last couple of weeks, this at least generated some smiles.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:51 PM ^
The KNOWLEDGE has taken too many doses.
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August 19th, 2010 at 6:09 PM ^
Maybe THE_KNOWLEDGE is really THE KNOWLEDGE, but from the future. The reason we haven't seen THE KNOWLEDGE in a while is because he froze himself for the purpose of giving us information of Michigan football from the future. Well played Mr. THE_KNOWLEDGE, well played. I love the dedication!
August 19th, 2010 at 6:14 PM ^
KNOWLEDGE!
August 19th, 2010 at 6:15 PM ^
THE_KNOWLEDGE
Thanks for spreading the gospel
August 19th, 2010 at 6:35 PM ^
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THE KNOWLEDGE autobiography
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yes
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August 19th, 2010 at 6:51 PM ^
Since I know The_Knowledge can't see a . without following up with a "yes," I have to try this.
I'm married, and I'm a man, but, no homo:
The_Knowledge, will you marry me?
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August 19th, 2010 at 6:48 PM ^
given the knowledge's divine like ability to report from the future, i fully expect him to heal woolfolk's leg by this weekend.
August 19th, 2010 at 6:52 PM ^
...and the board's complete meltdowns about TWolf and the TateFake maybe THE KNOWLEDGE is a reasonable distraction.
Yes.
August 19th, 2010 at 7:20 PM ^
you can't posbang yourself.
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August 19th, 2010 at 7:30 PM ^
Has anybody verified that THE KNOWLEDGE's top is still spinning?
August 21st, 2010 at 1:40 AM ^
win.
August 19th, 2010 at 7:52 PM ^
It has already been written
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for some time now
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and all who read it will look back upon the day of its publication with admiration
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August 19th, 2010 at 9:27 PM ^
cause THE KNOWLEDGE is power!
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G.I. Jooooooe
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August 19th, 2010 at 9:54 PM ^
Knowledge is good.
August 19th, 2010 at 11:56 PM ^
yes.
the knowledge has left room for error.
yes.
the knowledge has predicted 1 loss for the wolverine nation
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the knowledge also says it will be a big 10 game in which we will perish.
yes.
the knowledge says national championship with 1 loss.
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but the fact that our Wolverines start way outside the top 25 and don't play a conference game until week 5 says this scenario is impossible.
yes.
August 20th, 2010 at 11:55 PM ^
but since it happens, it can't be impossible. Remember the Knowledge is from the future.
August 20th, 2010 at 4:27 AM ^
When I saw that "yes" in the knowledge column, I thought about that guy at www.zombo.com when he says "Yess...." about 1 minute in. Between the two, I'm still trying to figure out who to follow.
The Knowledge posted that Michigan will win the National Champsionship game in Jan 2011 but allegedly, "the inifite IS possible at zombo com".
August 20th, 2010 at 8:26 AM ^
Looking forward to the self-profile, boss.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:26 PM ^
Isn't that one going to be in New Orleans? That would be sweet going down there for a game and some parties after we win.
August 20th, 2010 at 2:36 PM ^
The Knowledge is Six Zero?
August 20th, 2010 at 4:50 PM ^
negbang.
yes.
August 20th, 2010 at 11:50 PM ^
a review is not prone to changes
Is why I love The Knowledge
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Yes
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