On Topic: Help on Building a Pool
TL:DR
I am but a meager man with some porcelain tile and spackle.
I want to build a pool,...and Mark Dantonio is going to pay for it. A pool worthy of Kate Upton emerging from it in slow motion.... Phoebe Cates style. (google it millennials)
Said pool WOULD have swim lanes.
That said I see some guy named Brian built a recruiting wiki in my absence circa May 2016 that looks shockingly like a pool with swim lanes. I don't know who this Brian is (if Brian is even your real name) but I'll take that as a compliment. That said a pool with swim lanes is not truly a pool with swim lanes until you find some psycho dude to update it every 4.5 hrs in February. I will go look for such a guy.
SHORTER
(Obligatory - put this crap in diaries idiot!)
I've tried to catch up on ALL OF THE recruiting in a span of 48 hrs, with liberal borrowing (read: stealing) of content off the front page the past week by Ace (written under the pseudo name "Brian"). And utilizing 24/7's "warm indicator". Below is what I think is somewhat accurate. Let me know in comments if I am missing anyone or anyone else needs to be summarily removed (Holmes? Ford?), and with that data a swimming pool may be built. It's a nice summary of everything in 1 spot even if you hate pools with swim lanes.
[Sorry that the ad on the far right margin overruns part of the table ]
p.s. before you get your panties in a bunch about the use of the word Swensoning just chill kid. Yes I'm looking at you Mabel....
p.s.s. I've been out a while... has Jordan Elliott flipped back to us yet?
OFFENSE
Pos | Name | State | Starz | Ntl Rnk | Pos Rnk | Leader | # Pred |
RB | Najee Harris (Soon) | CA | All | 1 | 1 | Bama commit | NA |
FB | Nah | ||||||
WR | DPJ (Next 3 wks) | MI | 5 | 11 | 1 | UM 88% / 3 at 4% | 26 |
WR | Nico Collins | AL | 4 | 99 | 13 | UM 64% / Bama 28% | 25 |
WR | Tarik Black (12/16) | CT | 4 | 122 | 17 | UM 100% (? but Auburn?) | 17 |
TE | Strangely Sparse | ||||||
OT | Isaiah Wilson (12/25) | NY | 5 | 32 | 7 | UM 70% / Bama 26% | 23 |
OT | Chuck Filiaga (1/7) | TX | 4 | 98 | 14 | UM 54% / USC 31% | 13 |
OT | Mekhi Becton | VA | 3 | 385 | 41 | VA 100% | 3 |
OG | Tedarrell Slaton | FL | 4 | 65 | 3 | UM & FSU 38% | 8 |
C | All Hail Cesar (12/18) | FL | 4 | 57 | 1 | UM 100% | 31 |
DEFENSE
Pos | Name | State | Starz | Ntl Rnk | Pos Rnk | Leader | # Pred |
DE | Deron Irving-Bey (1/7) | MI | 4 | 302 | 11 | MSU 62% / UM 25% | 8 |
DT | Aubrey Solomon | GA | 5 | 31 | 2 | GA 83% | 23 |
DT | Jay Tufele | UT | 4 | 56 | 4 | OSU 25% / Oregon & UM 25% | 4 |
ILB | Drew Singleton | NJ | 4 | 66 | 3 | UM 88% | 24 |
OLB | Jordan Anthony | FL | 4 | 106 | 6 | UM 75% | 8 |
OLB | Willie Gay | MS | 4 | 119 | 8 | Miss St 73% | 15 |
CB | Darnay Holmes | CA | 5 | 12 | 2 | UCLA 74% | 23 |
CB | Elijah Hicks | CA | 3 | 329 | 36 | ND commit | NA |
S | Isaiah Pola-Mao | AZ | 4 | 108 | 14 | Wash 100% | 7 |
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PA | 4 | 90 | 12 | Pitt commit | NA |
MISC
Slow Play! | i.e. Break in Emergency | ||||||
OT | Toryque Bateman | AL | 3 | 604 | 66 | UM 40% / Louisville 30% | 10 |
OG | Joshua Fedd-Jackson | NJ | 3 | 976 | 43 | NC 50%/ OSU-UM 25% | 4 |
S | Markquese Bell | NJ | 4 | 182 | 7 | Rutgers 71% | 14 |
WR | Oliver Martin | IA | 4 | 231 | 32 | UM 47% / ND 35% | 17 |
Leonard | Fournette is getting on a | plane | to AA | any | minute | now | |
OT | Alex Leatherwood | FL | 5 | 6 | 2 | Bama commit | NA |
Future | Swensoning (too soon??) | ||||||
Pos | Name | State | Starz | Ntl Rnk | Pos Rnk | Other Places | |
RB | O'Maury Samuels* | NM | 4 | 276 | 20 | Big 10 / Pac 12 places | |
ATH/RB | A.J. Dillon* | MA | 4 | 298 | 19 | BC/Wiscy only IF Harris? | |
OT | Kai-Leon Herbert | FL | 4 | 253 | 29 | Florida-y places | |
RB | Kurt Taylor | GA | 3 | 873 | 55 | Official Visit? | |
*if we Najee | |||||||
Out! - Hoke | Cooled on Him | Committed to... | |||||
OT | Aaron Banks (12/9) | CA | 4 | 172 | 19 | Purple Face | NA |
December 10th, 2016 at 11:33 AM ^
It is an honor to be gif'd by the king of gifs...
December 10th, 2016 at 11:32 AM ^
Also, welcome back!
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December 10th, 2016 at 11:41 AM ^
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December 10th, 2016 at 11:33 AM ^
December 10th, 2016 at 11:34 AM ^
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December 10th, 2016 at 11:39 AM ^
December 10th, 2016 at 12:14 PM ^
carry on
(But what's a "#Pred?" Should we be alerting Chris Hansen?)
December 10th, 2016 at 11:37 AM ^
December 10th, 2016 at 11:40 AM ^
you'd get an upvote from me.
edit: I'd be surprised if those titties were on YouTube.
December 10th, 2016 at 11:46 AM ^
Well... the few that I checked on YouTube did not. Dammit.
December 10th, 2016 at 11:48 AM ^
If Kate did a Cates, that might break the internet
December 10th, 2016 at 12:00 PM ^
December 10th, 2016 at 12:16 PM ^
You might as well - some of us won't be doing much once the snow hits anyway, so the video might bring back some good.....uh....memories. Yeah, that's the word I am looking for here. That scene will bring back many memories.
December 10th, 2016 at 12:29 PM ^
December 10th, 2016 at 1:23 PM ^
That scene was the best thing to ever happen to a Cars song.
December 10th, 2016 at 3:30 PM ^
I saw that movie at the drive-in* with my girlfriend. She was extra happy or maybe it was extra scared later that evening.
*For you millenials we actually drove a car up to a big screen which they showed movies on while we 'watched' from the inside of our cars. Truly one of lifes simple pleasures.
December 10th, 2016 at 3:55 PM ^
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December 10th, 2016 at 11:40 AM ^
This was a very pleasant suprise!!
December 10th, 2016 at 11:41 AM ^
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December 10th, 2016 at 11:50 AM ^
My Advice: Before you start building your pool, make sure you get your Christamas bonus, and that it's your normal bonus, not a jelly of the month club subscription...
December 10th, 2016 at 11:56 AM ^
I am sure you meant Festivus bonus...
December 10th, 2016 at 11:57 AM ^
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These posts have been missed.
Thanks and welcome back!
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December 10th, 2016 at 12:06 PM ^
December 10th, 2016 at 1:09 PM ^
Per the other thread, Samuels took down his UM stuff off twitter so could bode well for Najee and/or just mean he is not happy with the situation in terms of not a full clutch to the bosom by Harbaugh.
December 10th, 2016 at 3:05 PM ^
December 10th, 2016 at 3:48 PM ^
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December 10th, 2016 at 3:46 PM ^
December 10th, 2016 at 5:09 PM ^
This is beautiful, man. You're beautiful, man.
December 10th, 2016 at 7:02 PM ^
2017 class might have the most 3 name recruits ever! All sorts of awesome going on this year.