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all over a game of kick-ball…

all over a game of kick-ball…smh

I bet the Dutch will have a…

I bet the Dutch will have a stingy defense.

Farmer opened his barn door…

Farmer opened his barn door. Here’s what came out…

Coombs collected 1.2 million…

Coombs collected 1.2 million while “sitting in corner”….. it doesn’t get easier than that.

No infringement intended,…

No infringement intended, honestly missed ur post.  Nevertheless, here’s a joke to make amends:

Q What’s the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding?

A one less drunk.

 

93 bottles-of-beer-on-the…

93 bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall

93 bottles-of-beeeeer

Take-one-down

Pass-it-around

92 bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall!

That’s great, it starts with…

That’s great, it starts with an earthquake

31 December will be a major…

31 December will be a major Georgia shutdown and the Meeechigan band will be playing “The night the lights went out in Georgia”.

Simple continuous loop…. Too…

Simple continuous loop…. Too Legit to Quit.  Michigan O-line.

Patrick Chun, Washington…

Patrick Chun, Washington State AD, agrees.

He saw previous post “Best…

He saw previous post “Best place to stay and dine” Being a man of action, he’s making arrangements.

Brian Kelly: “What’s next?”

Brian Kelly: “What’s next?”

LSU AD: “You’re gonna lip-sync You-Raise-Me-Up”

Brian Kelly: “Hold my crawfish…”

lol

lol

Impossible because isn’t…

Impossible because isn’t today #slaughtersaturday?

What a hoser….

What a hoser….

 

(pre-game coin flip…

 

(pre-game coin flip discussion)

Aidan Hutchinson: “Before we let you leave, your 3rd base commander must cross this field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.”

It’s a football name.

It’s a football (associated) name. ie Bronco Nagurski, White Bronco etc. etc.

Because phrases in sports…

Because phrases in sports have no term limits.

PS To Hell with Notre Dame

Marcus Freeman

 

Marcus Freeman

 

tl:dr…… however, +1 for…

tl:dr…… however, +1 for Stevie Ray Vaughan praise!

I’m shocked… shocked to find…

I’m shocked… shocked to find that gambling’s going on in here!

Any team that loses to…

Any team that loses to Stanford, struggles to beat Cal on the last play (at home) and musters 1 game as it’s “body of evidence” absolutely lacks legitimacy.  
 

Any committee which selects such a team as playoff worthy is a sham.  

2021 Oregon Ducks aka one hit wonders.

 

….because Orygun is not a…

….because Orygun is not a very good team.  

An in-betweener is o.k.   ……

An in-betweener is o.k.   …..but don’t be a settler, try direct T.V.

0 Conference championships. …

0 Conference championships.  There is no excuse.

…don’t know what it says re…

…don’t know what it says re Frost.  Minor hat tip Nebraska for admitting a moostake.

....the real story is the…

....the real story is the NIL compensation deal!  

Doug McKenzie agrees...

Doug McKenzie agrees...

Nigel Tufnel

Nigel Tufnel

Shallow man runs out of…

Shallow man runs out of material.

also, ROCKY 17 begins production.

 

UV index 1 and dropping to 0…

UV index 1 and dropping to 0......so we got that going for us.

get Rosetta Stone.... comes…

get Rosetta Stone.... comes with 30 day guarantee!

 

This weekend starts family…

This weekend starts family salmon tourney.  Clackamass coho still a no-show.... heading tomorrow n Sunday for some Tillamook Chinook.  No michigan football this fall = biggest salmon season in decades!  If the Canucks ever get the border open, plan on hitting the Frazier with kids for some “remote learning”. Rainer beer for me....

Warp Speed!  .....except for…

Warp Speed!  .....except for a few minor asteroid fields, what could possibly go wrong?

Phillip and Elizabeth…

Phillip and Elizabeth Jennings agree!  Meanwhile, Paige is raking in the cash as a martial arts instructor in Seattle having followed Henry there after he signed a lucrative contract with the new NHL Krakens which was a result of a significant growth spurt.

Dr. Stefan “coming ur way…

Dr. Stefan “coming ur way ain’t nutten u can do ‘bout it” Humphries.

Pete Petty couldn’t match…

Pete Petty couldn’t match the songwriting skills of his older brother Tom.  As a result, he settled for a career as a sportswriter.

College Player: “What…

College Player: “What information do you have about the lasting effects on players who may contract COVID?”

SEC Commissioner Stankey: “Although I bank 2.5 million to lead this conference I came unprepared to respond to reasonable questions..... therefore, I’ll pass the buck to...um...Shawn....take a swing...”

Shawn Gibbs, Dean TAMU School Public Health: “Don’t look at me, I’m an industrial hygienist..... I’m no medical person....”

College Player: “All due respect Shawn but why the hell are you on this call?

Shawn: “...so I don’t get fined...“

....taken from the ONION?

....taken from the ONION?

Israelis agree, Germans…

Israelis agree, Germans disagree.... meantime, the Swiss remain neutral.  Just proves the more things change, the more they remain the same.

Fish don’t fry in the…

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen...

beans don’t burn on the grill...

take a whole lotta tryin’...

just to get up that hill

“At least we have one more…

“At least we have one more political party in our country than Soviet Russia, fascist Germany, California or cities like the PRP....Peoples Republic of Portland”

.....fify. 

Festivus in July?

Festivus in July?

The CFL is in dire straights…

The CFL is in dire straights.  Unlike the NFL, ticket sales are the primary revenue source vs tv/broadcast money.  Where’s the cash coming from without a full stadium??? You don’t find it on every street like hockey.  As a result, the league sits very low on the totem pole of importance.  The problem with the CFL is not the product... it’s the decades of inept management and evidence is sparse regarding the ability to navigate a solution.  The current inarticulate commissioner recently asked for a bailout and was told to pound sand.  The Canadian governments attitude at the hearing essentially was money for nothing.  It’s a struggle to see this ending well.... nothing but storm clouds in every direction.

What did Florida man do now?

Too lazy to click.....what did Florida man do now?

Best : my hospital…

Best : my hospital department was mothballed/did not see corona census expected, as a result flew kids from west coast back to family farm in U.P. .....plane was empty/flights cheap... kids were able to help their cousins with maple syrup... normally they are in school and have only seen photos heard stories....also, got every scheduled fall chore finished in spring

Odd:... cracked into emergency food I received as a gag gift from brother several x-mas ago... thought I threw it out....holy shit, the carbs....

 

Rioter #1: “I’m getting…

 

Rioter #1: “I’m getting tired... working all night, sleeping all day....what the hell got you so energized?”

Rioter #2: “With this latest round of travel, I just achieved platinum medallion on Delta!”

C’mon maaaan...... Anthony…

C’mon maaaan...... Anthony Carter

MPs Holy Grail and History…

MPs Holy Grail and History of the World.... I enjoy learning about the past.

Cribbage and cabin fever =…

Cribbage and cabin fever = peas and carrots