Would you give up sex for a Nat'l Championship

Submitted by Fresh Meat on February 2nd, 2010 at 1:56 PM

With all the talk of the same ole subjects, I thought I'd mix it up with something new. ESPN does a survey of this like once a year and I'm always surprised at how many people say yes. So I'm just curious what kind of people I mingle with in this community. Would you give up sex for a year, for Michigan to win the BCS National Championship next year? In order to say yes, you have to actually have a realistic chance of having sex a decent amount of times in the next year. I for one, would not. I love me some Michigan football, but I love me some ladies too. Plus, we may still win even if I do have sex. Not having sex would just guarantee it. Now the next question is, what if the only way we win a National Championship in any one year is that you give up sex for that year? Now if that's the case, I would give up sex every other year. (P.S. this includes giving any form of sex, including with yourself. You have become celibate in every way.)

MGoBoard

BlockM

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:29 PM ^

Tebow did it.

Joined: 07/03/2008

MGoPoints: 40873

UMxWolverines

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:36 PM ^

I asked this question a few months ago!

Joined: 03/01/2009

MGoPoints: 65642

Zone Left

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:38 PM ^

Snide remark about double posting...

Joined: 07/03/2008

MGoPoints: 16428

Plegerize

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 PM ^

Yeah... Yeah I would... It'd be tough, but just think about all the wanking you can do after the Championship. I'd probably go on a tear...

Joined: 03/26/2009

MGoPoints: 1807

sedieso

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:43 PM ^

What if your in jail? In that case, its really not your choice.......

Joined: 09/12/2008

MGoPoints: 563

BrayBray1

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:08 PM ^

Then the choice is all yours.

Joined: 07/15/2009

MGoPoints: 4254

maizenbluenation

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:57 PM ^

I'd really like the female perspective on this.

Joined: 08/20/2009

MGoPoints: 577

Wendyk5

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:11 PM ^

If it's a year with Russell Crowe, screw the national championship.

Joined: 11/20/2008

MGoPoints: 68582

octal9

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:19 PM ^

Wouldn't the object (er, haha) being screwed in this case be Russell Crowe?

Joined: 11/11/2008

MGoPoints: 5777

MGoJen

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:34 PM ^

Female perspective on what specifically? I think men and women use sex for different...purposes. Also, true or false: this weekend my friends (boys) told me that when a guy first meets a girl, within five seconds he has considered whether or not he could sleep with her.

Joined: 11/23/2008

MGoPoints: 1833

Don

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:40 PM ^

Five seconds? Somebody's over-thinking this. It's pretty much instantaneous.

Joined: 06/30/2008

MGoPoints: 148571

Fresh Meat

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:51 PM ^

If the answer is "yes, I could sleep with her", he has already pictured several different ways to make that happen in 5 seconds

Joined: 09/07/2009

MGoPoints: 1758

ShockFX

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:13 PM ^

The only thing that might take 5 seconds is deciding how to explain to your friends you slept with a cow.

Joined: 07/16/2008

MGoPoints: 4073

Blue since birth

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:58 PM ^

For the football season?Maybe...Yeah,I suppose. That's tough though.Saturdays when we win are always "special" in regards to this topic. An entire year?Sorry,couldn't do it.

Joined: 12/24/2009

MGoPoints: 205

BrayBray1

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:03 PM ^

and re-nig on it? Does Barwis kick down your bedroom door and beat your nude body in front of your partner?

Joined: 07/15/2009

MGoPoints: 4254

Engin77

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:15 PM ^

renege. I'm not usually a stickler, but that's egregious. Think of the children ...

Joined: 07/02/2008

MGoPoints: 5791

BrayBray1

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:21 PM ^

I even looked this one up....Curse you Yahoo Search!!!

Joined: 07/15/2009

MGoPoints: 4254

M-Wolverine

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:24 PM ^

....is racist? ;-)

Joined: 10/04/2009

MGoPoints: 42190

JD_UofM_90

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:06 PM ^

give up sex for national championship. I can't even image doing that for a day let alone lsdfsaduiweo;..... Hey, Honey, could you move your ass away from the keyboard a little bit? I am trying to type a message on the Mgoblog site....

Joined: 11/09/2009

MGoPoints: 5145

octal9

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:18 PM ^

that ends up on other teams' fansites. "lol hey guys lol check out this thread over on scUMs (sucks) boards lol its hilarious lol u should go check it out lol some of them would give up sex lol like they have sex lol"

Joined: 11/11/2008

MGoPoints: 5777

nella

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:25 PM ^

I would be gay for it.

Joined: 04/22/2009

MGoPoints: 449

Louie C

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:14 PM ^

Man, I just lol'd really loud at that shit in the middle of class, and got all kinds of weird looks.

Joined: 11/16/2009

MGoPoints: 1132

jb5O4

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:25 PM ^

What's the satisfication in a national title if its a gaurantee? Part of the thrill is the possibility you might lose.

Joined: 08/14/2008

MGoPoints: 751

M-Wolverine

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:26 PM ^

So they can give up sex for a year and I can enjoy the National Championship. C'mon, take one for the team!

Joined: 10/04/2009

MGoPoints: 42190

The King In Yellow

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:26 PM ^

Yes. I have sex so much I should probably take a year off anyway.........seriously...

Joined: 08/05/2009

MGoPoints: 775

Fresh Meat

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:32 PM ^

See now, as opposed to the guy talking about how hot his gf is, this is actually funny. Take note dude from up above who I'm too lazy to scroll up and see what your name was

Joined: 09/07/2009

MGoPoints: 1758

buckley

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:04 PM ^

It's a mythical championship anyway.

Joined: 07/03/2008

MGoPoints: 773

notetoself

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:21 PM ^

and sit back and watch the NCs come rolling in

Joined: 05/14/2009

MGoPoints: 10359

The King In Yellow

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:41 PM ^

Damn. And I thought it was the meth that ruined my engineering dreams...

Joined: 08/05/2009

MGoPoints: 775

turfboy

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:23 PM ^

having been married for ten years and 4 great children later...i've already given it up..let's win some nc's... as far as banging my business partner's wife - thats too fun, i refuse to cease (just kidding - easy now...i know he reads this...)

Joined: 12/01/2009

MGoPoints: 41

alabluema

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:32 PM ^

No worries gentlemen. Inspired by the logic of this post, I made this deal for us this afternoon. We'll win the NC next year.

Joined: 06/30/2008

MGoPoints: 229

Tamburlaine

February 2nd, 2010 at 6:00 PM ^

I wouldn't even consider it. Not for ten minutes. Not even the Fat Chick at the bar. Not even jerking off.

Joined: 01/30/2010

MGoPoints: 5

a non emu

February 2nd, 2010 at 6:14 PM ^

What is this "SEX" thing that all of you are talking about?

Joined: 06/30/2008

MGoPoints: 720

ShockFX

February 2nd, 2010 at 6:34 PM ^

Sigma Epsilon Chi, it's the MgoBlog fraternity.

Joined: 07/16/2008

MGoPoints: 4073

Maize and Blue…

February 2nd, 2010 at 7:27 PM ^

While 1997 brought a tear to my eye there is no way. How about cutting down to twice a week?

Joined: 03/15/2009

MGoPoints: 6750

rick55

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:14 PM ^

Would you watch another guy masturbate in a hot tub, for a MNC?

Joined: 11/23/2008

MGoPoints: 46

SEAL Fan

February 2nd, 2010 at 9:15 PM ^

If it meant that we blew out an undefeated Ohio State team then yes. I would look forward to having amazing Rose Bowl celebratory sex and send my tape to Jim Tressel.

Joined: 01/18/2010

MGoPoints: 1805

M-Wolverine

February 2nd, 2010 at 10:32 PM ^

Please don't talk about blowing out Ohio State right after a post about a guy jerking off on a hot tub. The mixed imagery is not...good. (Friends don't let friends blow Buckeyes).

Joined: 10/04/2009

MGoPoints: 42190

Sommy

February 3rd, 2010 at 12:04 AM ^

I haven't gotten laid in almost three years as it is, so sure.

Joined: 07/29/2008

MGoPoints: 1806

3rdGenerationBlue

February 7th, 2010 at 6:31 PM ^

When we can have our cake and eat it too? 2

Joined: 08/11/2009

MGoPoints: 1209

Lordok

December 24th, 2020 at 11:07 PM ^

I'm not sure. Why should I give up sex? I am young and I like pretty girls.

Joined: 02/21/2020

MGoPoints: 63

Carni-val

December 25th, 2020 at 5:26 AM ^

Hey guys. To be honest, I am also a big fan of football, as well as love adventures, so I am sure that many of you will be interested in reading about the coolest interracial dating sites. I really like this solution and I can find the most wonderful girls right next to me at any time. In short, it's really cool for meetings.

Joined: 02/09/2020

MGoPoints: 45