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I like turtles

I know this message will come to you as a surprise but permit me to express to desire to begin a business relationship with you.

I am the son of a trader in the northern outskirts of Ibadan.  Recently my father became aware of a wonderful business opportunity in the North-West region and I would like to share this opportunity with you. I know that you are the wise investor that can allow me and my father as well as yourself to achieve great happiness.

I am in possession of the sum of 197,6 million naira and would like to discuss with you the kind of investment we can partake in.  If you are willing to get in touch with me and offer a contribution of only 25000 dollars in initial capital you will see annual return of greater than four hundred percent.  This sum will be instantly transferred to your chequing account and permit considerable acquisition of property.  Please contact me at my direct number at +55520203058320403029540232 and our great pleasure will begin.

Your dear friend

jmblue

 

 

Hmm I went to the same high school as the OP, which coincidentally is also the alma mater of former fb John McColgan and of THE Lloyd Brady

First name: Jon City: Richmond, VA (Born in St. Joseph, MI Raised in Cali) High School: Fairfield High(CA) Sports your played in HS/college: Basketball(street) HS mascot: falcons Giften natural athlete who hated coaching, never played on a organized team after 13. 6'5" 210lbs with a rocket arm, scouted starting at 10 y old for baseball by Sacramento st college, semt to camps with teenagers at 10 by them. Quit sports at 13. Shouldnt have but oh well. Also, feel free to share stories that are funny and entertaining.

First name: Mike

City: from Utica, MI but currently at college

High School: Utica '14

Sports: Football until 2011 when I tore up my knee pretty badly during a game. The following year, they moved to the spread and the tight end position was no longer there so I just called it quits. 

HS mascot: Chieftains

First Name: Dan
Current City: Sylvania, OH
High School: Morenci, MI
Sports played: Football, basketball, track
Job: Grain Merchandiser
College Attended: Siena Heights Univ (pre-football program)
Navy Brat

Name: John

Hometown: Cudahy, WI

High School: Cudahy High

Mascot: Packers

Sports: Football

Fun Fact: I beat the Buckeyes

I'm from Michigan, but have spent way too much of my life in Kansas. I work in college athletics and that's how I ended up so far from Michigan. Sometimes I feel like I should post much more often because of my knowledge of NCAA rules, especially in recruiting, but it just never happens. I love two college athletics teams: Michigan and my place of employment. 

Name: Steve

City: Duluth, MN

Hometown: Ann Arbor

High school: Pioneer

Occupation: Pastor

Greatest athletic accomplishment: Won an on-ice intermission contest (who can put on the most hockey equipment in 60 seconds) as the road team fan in Omaha when Michigan played a hockey series at UNO in 2003. Prize was a free NHL hockey jersey.

Favorite games attended: '97 OSU. Entire 2002 NCAA hockey regional.

Worst Michigan memories: '94 Colorado, 2003 Frozen Four OT against Minnesota.

Thoughts on the new Uniformz: Get off my lawn.

Born in: China

High school in: Singapore

College: Michigan, 2008 - 2011

Major: Mechanical Engineering. Yes I spend most of my time in North Campus.

Current city: Columbus, IN

First Michigan game: 2009 vs ND. Totally hooked onto football after that.

 

First Name: Ted Salutation: Esquire City: San Dimas, CA High School: San Dimas High School Band: Wyld Stallyns Hobbies: Time travel, history buff

Name: The Mad Hatter

City:  Royal Oak, MI.  

High School:  Plymouth Salem.  Currently just called Plymouth Highschool.

Sports Played in High School:  LOL, I have no athletic ability.  I spent all of my energy studying, getting high, and chasing girls.  4,500 students on my HS campus made for some decent odds in that regard.

HS Mascot:  Somewhat fittingly, a Rock.  Covered in piss and paint to this very day.

I have some great stories.  None of which are likely to be appreciated in polite company.  I seem to be missing that part of the brain that stops most people from saying horribly offensive things. 

It is almost impossible to offend me.  I laugh and joke about every single inappropriate subject you can think of.

I prefer Crest toothpaste and Charmin ultra-soft toilet paper.

Come on everybody!
I say now let's play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme out of anybody's name
The first letter of the name, I treat it like it wasn't there
But a B or an F or an M will appear
And then I say bo add a B then I say the name and Bonana fanna and a
fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
and a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
and there isn't any name that I can't rhyme

Paul Paul Bo Ball, Banana Fana Fo Fall, Fee Fy M Mall..... PAUL!

a/s/l?

First name:  Jay

City:  Grand Rapids

High School:  Ottawa Hills HS (home of David Harris)

I played hockey and baseball in High School, and intramural hockey in college

HS mascot:  Was the Indians, but was PC'd to the Bengals

I had a friend who went to Michigan 89-93 and used to visit/party every once in a while.  Met several football players, and heard alot of funny stuff.  Greg Skrepenak was a large man, and Steve Everitt was hilarious, and down to Earth.  Fun fact for yah, I am a distant relative to a Michigan All-American full back from the early 1900's.