Michigan vs Rutgers Game/Drinking Open Thread

been under pressure on 90% of the downs he's played at Michigan. He'll be hearing footsteps in his retirement center. Probably still receiving counseling. 

How does that happen. Thank you, Norfleet, for not fielding the punt. Thank you, offensive line for, well, you know.

blatant PI

A negative play automatically kills a drive. It's like clockwork.

goes uncalled.

make sure to catch all those holds though, ref.

 

tight end quick slants.

Our playcalling is funny and not in a good way.

On that punt exchange.

Since the coaches aren't coaching listen up DG. When they blitz you have to throw the ball quick. A quick slant can go a long way just ask our defense.

Not sure who is more over-hyped; Countess, Norfleet, or Hagerup. They are all average at best.

Save me Robo Henne! Save me Mike Hart!

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said
"No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold
And it's fresh
And it’s all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"
The duck said,
“I’ll pass.”

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum)

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said
"No, like I said yesterday,
We just sell lemonade. OK?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said,
"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
The man said,
"Look, this is getting old.
I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said,
“How 'bout, no.”

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said,
"THAT’S IT!
If you don’t stay away, Duck,
I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day,
stuck.
So don’t get to close!"
The duck said,
"Adios."

Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day.
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man running the stand,
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
"What?"
"Got any glue?"
"No, why would I– oh!"
And one more question for you;
"Got any grapes?"
(Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.
He laughed for a while.
He said,
“Come on duck, let’s walk to the store.
I’ll buy you some grapes
So you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes.
He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
“Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any… lemonade?”

(Fading)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away.
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
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Lagunitas Fractional IPA

I'll say this again. Our offensive line is terrible. One of the two worst I've ever seen at Michigan and rivaled only by last year's OLine which may have won the title for worst ever in my lifetime.

Gardner has played well today.

Finally they got his @$$

Henry hurts himself getting a sack. Wow.

Hope he didn't tear his finger.

Does anyone not expect Peppers to transfer?

Willie hurt

??

Jebus people.  This is terrible.

Do you even wnat to win?

Am I the only one left?

Great

...

wow

Missed that easy tackle?

More missed tackles

It takes a village to suck this bad.  Everybody takes a turn failing when it counts.

The whole staff is fucking garbage. Clean house tonight.

Fuck Fuck Fuck can't tackle Fuck (post 8000)

 

edit:  or 7999

get 1st pressure..guy breaks his hand

Uh oh

What the fuck is that Jeremy Clark? That's the worst effort on a tackle I have ever seen

And it begins. Rutgers about to go on a tear here

Down 9

Wow our secondary is being torched

They had them stopped, but miss the tackle. This is such a bad team.

every QB is a winner at Michigan Downs- the home of thoroughbred racing

This is the 6th time Rutgers has converted a 3rd and long.