OT: Stimulus checks

Submitted by ypsituckyboy on April 13th, 2020 at 9:21 AM

I know that about 95% of the people on this internet message board make well over $200,000 per year and will not be receiving a check; however, for those who are going to receive one, what are you going to spend it on?

Regular household bills? A $1200 MDen shopping trip? Still employed so throwing it toward the mortgage or splurging on a Macbook? Booze and drugs (joking)?

Anyone wake up to a deposit in their checking account?

turtleboy

April 13th, 2020 at 9:39 AM ^

I plan on using it to start a chinchilla ranch. I want to be the first in my family to be a chinchillionare. If that doesn't work out, however, I'm very fortunate to not be one of the many who live paycheck to paycheck, and will put it in savings. 

Dr. Detroit

April 13th, 2020 at 9:48 AM ^

If any money ever does appear I'm going to bank it & consider it lost income, thanks to the "tax breaks" that magically turned by $800/year return into an $800/year debt.

Or I'll just pay some bills or something.

I expect nothing but disfunction & being screwed over from this government, and they do deliver on that.

Ihatebux

April 13th, 2020 at 9:55 AM ^

How the heck or why the heck does 80% of America get a refund?   I always try to make sure I pay a small amount so the government doesn't hold my money any longer than necessary.   Unfortunately, this is going to screw me so I don't get my money until August..  

Broken Brilliance

April 13th, 2020 at 9:57 AM ^

I suspect that I will need to upgrade my car situation soon. I paid off my 2010 escape in January and while the thing runs ok it has a lot of annoying cosmetic issues. The other day the rear window hinge crumbled as I opened the glass liftgate. Kind of want a Cadillac as a tribute to my grandfather who always owned 70s-80s fleetwoods and devilles. Thinking of getting an ATS in black, blue, or gray. The check would go towards the down payment.

NeverPunt

April 13th, 2020 at 9:57 AM ^

My wife and I are still working albeit on a reduced income thanks to salary reductions. We're going to pass it on to a family in worse shape than us. We're fortunate to live with no debt and some savings, so it doesn't feel like something I need to sit on. A couple of my wife's clients are small groups so will likely find someone there who was laid off and pay it forward. Haven't gotten the deposit yet though.

Soulfire21

April 13th, 2020 at 9:58 AM ^

I'm fortunate enough to work through the stay-at-home order, so my regular paycheck is unchanged. I'm considering using it on student loans since it will go 100% to the principal.

bringthewood

April 13th, 2020 at 10:01 AM ^

If I got one I would donate it.

I think the cutoff is as follows:

Filing status                   AGI amount           Stimulus check amount 
Single                            $75,000 or less      $1,200 
Married filing jointly       $150,000 or less    $2,400 

 

Hail-Storm

April 13th, 2020 at 12:46 PM ^

For every $100 you make above the value, you lose $5.  There is also a $500/kid that is added to the stimulus. If you and spouse make $150,000 or less and have two kids, you would get $3,400.  If you and spouse make $175,000, with two kids, you would get $2,200. I am assuming this means youd not get anything if you made $220,000 with two kids.  There are calculators out there to help figure out what people should expect.

Also, I believe this will be considered income in your 2020 tax filings, so people be aware that this is most likely untaxed income. This means if you are taxed at 20%, you'd owe $480 more next year on your taxes.

SHUblue

April 13th, 2020 at 1:26 PM ^

It'll actually be considered an advance tax credit from 2020 and not taxable income. When you file your 2020 returns the credit will be reassessed and could go up, if your situation has changed for the worse. Meaning maybe based on your 2019 return you didn't qualify for all or a portion of the payment, but based on 2020 numbers you qualify for the full amount, you would then get the difference included in your 2020 refund. But it won't go the other way, so there's no worry about anyone having to pay anything back if they ended up making more in 2020. 

Sam1863

April 13th, 2020 at 10:02 AM ^

I know that about 95% of the people on this internet message board make well over $200,000 per year ...

Just curious: what color is the sky in your world?

Sopwith

April 13th, 2020 at 12:14 PM ^

He was exaggerating, but as far as UM is concerned, it's kinda like that. This is from 2017 data, but:

LINK

-Median family income of UM students in 2017 was $154,000, the highest of 27 public colleges rated as "highly competitive"

-66%of students come from the top 20 percent of the income distribution, while

-9.3%of the student body comes from the top 1 percent of the income distribution

-3.6% percent of students hail from the bottom 20 percent of income levels. 

RockinLoud

April 13th, 2020 at 10:03 AM ^

Definitely getting a new AR pistol + ammo. Maybe start my left arm full-sleeve tattoo I've been putting off for a couple years. 

Funny when I just type it out like that I sound like some redneck dude when I'm just your everyday white collar middle-class dude. 

I'm kind of torn though. I live in one of the biggest tourist/vacationer areas of the country and have strongly been considering starting up a small AirBnB company to get some more streams of income. Should be able to get some good properties at a great price right now, but I'm just not sure how fast the hospitality industry is going to come back and if I can weather the storm for long enough.

bringthewood

April 13th, 2020 at 10:47 AM ^

May want to wait. Here is a nugget from our Gov:

"No one shall advertise or rent a short-term vacation property except as necessary to assist in housing a health care professional or volunteer aiding in the response to the COVID-19 crisis."

So if you advertise of the summer of 2021 you could be subject to a fine.

"All other travel is prohibited, including all travel to vacation rentals."

I know people that are having mass cancellations so you might want to give it some thought - but I am guessing there are some bargains to be had. 

Hail-Storm

April 13th, 2020 at 10:06 AM ^

Summer taxes for us.  Nice to have it in the bank now just in case anything happens. Made sure to file 2019 taxes so we got our money back and hopefully stimulus includes that 4th kid.

MGlobules

April 13th, 2020 at 10:08 AM ^

Going to put it in a fund so my teenaged daughter can buy a car one of these days down the road.

Which raises a question: how much money does a kid need to spend to get a decent set of used wheels these days? I took a poke around the internet and saw a couple of articles that suggested five thousand, but they were all a couple of years old.

We're thinking of being very demanding and saying she only gets the money if she buys a Civic or Fit or something truly dependable, but then. . . my first car was a 1956 Buick Super without working windshield wipers. . .  Model suggestions appreciated, too.

JPC

April 13th, 2020 at 10:14 AM ^

Civics aren’t as reliable as they once were. Hondas in general aren’t. 
 

The 10th gen civic platform has below average reliability and everyone hates the 9th gen. My 8th gen, circa 2010, civic has been rock solid, but it’s an old car. 

bringthewood

April 13th, 2020 at 10:52 AM ^

Yes, my daughter's 2010 CRV with 100k miles uses a quart of oil every 1000 miles and does my sister in-law's CRV. My wife has a newer CRV with no problems yet. Know what has been bullet proof is my son's 2008 Pontiac G6 with 100k plus miles.

Not sure Honda's are what they once were and are still more expensive to fix than much of the american iron.

JPC

April 13th, 2020 at 11:01 AM ^

Recently, Honda has gone below VW in terms of average new car reliability. That’s partly VW getting better, but Honda has gotten worse. 
 

civics are notorious for ac failures right after warranty. They also use the same shitty plastic water pump like all modern disposable cars. The 1.5t motor has issues with fuel dilution in cold weather as well - like all modern DI motors seem to. 

Bi11McGi11

April 13th, 2020 at 10:46 AM ^

I would say $4,000 - $6,000, so you're right there. I would recommend looking for an older model year with low miles so you know it will last her awhile. My wife bought a 2004 Malibu with 90,000 miles on it for $4k in 2014 and we've put another 90,000 on it since then. You can typically get a solid older vehicle with low mileage for $5,000 and depending on how much she drives, that should be able to last her 5+ years.

IheartMichigan

April 13th, 2020 at 1:26 PM ^

Bought my then 16 year old a '14 Nissan Sentra about a year and a half ago for $7,000. Has 100k miles on it, in February the Transmission dropped and needed a new one, a $2,000 job, however, I purchased a warranty for about $250 when I bought it, so I ended up with only a $50 deductible. Have also put new tires on, starter and that is it so far. If you go this route, def get a warranty. 

RockinLoud

April 13th, 2020 at 2:44 PM ^

'14 Nissan Sentra ... Transmission dropped and needed a new one

Yup, the Japco CVT's they put on many Nissan vehicles in that time frame were really prone to failure right around 100k miles, if not before. Supposedly they're better now, but no way I'd ever consider one with the record they have. At least Renault had to sell down their huge stake in Nissan. They're still fine overall outside the tranny thing, but they were much better in terms of longevity before Renault came in and jacked stuff up IMHO.

JPC

April 13th, 2020 at 10:12 AM ^

I’m getting one since I was still a student for a large portion of the year they’re basing it on. 
 

I’ll be using mine to pay a small portion of my federal tax liability for the year after I stopped being a student. 

cKone

April 13th, 2020 at 10:27 AM ^

Well, as it turns out, I owe almost exactly $2400 in federal taxes this year, so with my wife's and my combined Stimulus all I can say is, "The government giveth, and the IRS taketh away."

bronxblue

April 13th, 2020 at 10:30 AM ^

We aren't getting anything because us coastal elites with kids still make too much, but if I did I'd pump it back into the economy.  So maybe we'd put it into a new fence or some local restaurants.  While I know everyone is hurting financially and there's a preference to save, but a lot of places really are hurting now and if you want them there when the country opens back up we have to keep them going.

Naked Bootlegger

April 13th, 2020 at 10:33 AM ^

I suggest the OP rephrase the first paragraph in better humblebrag format:

As I leisurely sip tropical cocktails on the deck of my super yacht currently anchored off the soft white sand beaches of Anguilla amidst this horrific pandemic, I'm mildly curious how the masses will spend their $1200 stimulus checks?