2011 season review and Game 1 results
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As everyone on this blog knows, whence the football season approaches, THE KNOWLEDGE appears on these very pages and provides season reviews
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these reviews are better than any predictions or projections (whether they may be based on statistics or stupid guessing), because these are made with the knowedge of the future
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in a previous post, THE KNOWLEDGE had provided information on Michigan's season record, and also noted that THE KNOWLEDGE will provide the results of the first game
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for the remaining games, THE KNOWLEDGE will only provide pointers to help the competitors with THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE, the greatest contest established here or at other blogs
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as noted previously, Michigan's season record will be 12-2
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this includes a win in a BCS bowl game
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now, onto the game against the pesky horses from Kalamazoo
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the results will be as follows:
- Michigan will win easily
- The defense will restrict the mighty Bronco offense to 17 points or less
- The offense will be rather slow and un-electric in the middle part of the game
- Michigan will score 38 points
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Saturday night, when these events have occurred as per the notes above
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar
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and leave every doubter is a trail of dust
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September 2nd, 2011 at 12:15 PM ^
commence
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:24 PM ^
and so it shall be...
September 2nd, 2011 at 1:53 PM ^
Technically, since TK has future knowledge of the past, shouldn't it be TK sayeth and so it will be what was?
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:51 PM ^
September 2nd, 2011 at 8:29 PM ^
A made field goal.
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:24 PM ^
I still enjoy this for some reason.
September 2nd, 2011 at 1:44 PM ^
Yeah same here. Once I saw it I smiled and clicked.
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:25 PM ^
12-2? Oh boy!
Michigan 31, WMU 17
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:26 PM ^
38-13
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:26 PM ^
My rational mind is always overtaken by my desire and willingness to believe in THE KNOWLEDGE. :-)
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:45 PM ^
Strangely cult like leadership that belongs to THE KNOWLEDGE...
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September 2nd, 2011 at 12:55 PM ^
What if THE_KNOWLEDGE is also BKFinest?
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:42 PM ^
There's still time to get my money down.
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:49 PM ^
I have us @ 9-3...
Pivotal Game = Sparty... If we beat Sparty it's all about 'The Knowledge'.
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:50 PM ^
12-2? That's awfully pessimistic for you.
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:52 PM ^
38-17
September 2nd, 2011 at 12:53 PM ^
We don't need no stinkin field goal kickers
September 2nd, 2011 at 1:08 PM ^
We are having another child but my wife does not want to know the gender until birth. Can you gaze into your crystal mind and let me know if its a boy or girl? I can't take the suspense and also need to know if I should by him an infant Denard jersey or if I should buy her an infant Denard jersey . . .
September 2nd, 2011 at 1:03 PM ^
Well if Michigan is going to score 38 and WMU will be held to under 17 points, with the total for the game being 61.5, I just bet my entire life savings and 401k balance on the under. I swear to you, if you screw me on this, I will destroy you.
EDIT: Oh no! You said the defense will hold WMU's offense to 17 or less. I forgot about special teams. A single touchdown on a kickoff or punt return will be DOOM.
September 2nd, 2011 at 1:16 PM ^
What was THE KNOWLEDGE's prediction at the start of last season?
September 2nd, 2011 at 1:19 PM ^
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:39 PM ^
THE_KNOWLEDGE is always right. He sees the future and speaks truths. Instead of hoping, bank on it!
September 2nd, 2011 at 2:44 PM ^
to get one successfully through the uprights as foreseen by THE KNOWLEDGE?
September 2nd, 2011 at 3:06 PM ^
38-13
September 2nd, 2011 at 5:35 PM ^
Where are the Mgostaff predictions?
September 2nd, 2011 at 8:45 PM ^
September 2nd, 2011 at 9:09 PM ^
September 3rd, 2011 at 12:03 AM ^
...The Knowledge is authoritative but not always accurate. In case of discrepancy it's reality that has it wrong.
September 3rd, 2011 at 7:08 AM ^
38-10 the final
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September 3rd, 2011 at 11:25 AM ^
37
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17
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