Way OT: Powerball now up to $800M
https://gma.yahoo.com/powerball-jackpot-jumps-800-million-162828132--ab…
How many tickets have you bought? I have 8.
When I win, I'm gonna donate $4,000 to mgoblog.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:57 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 2:58 PM ^
If you can just cash that ticket in before the asteroid hits, you can then buy an asteroid defense laser cannon.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:45 PM ^
not to buy a ticket.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:46 PM ^
January 8th, 2016 at 2:45 PM ^
are the same as being struck by lightning.....while drowning.
keep your money.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:55 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 2:59 PM ^
January 8th, 2016 at 3:16 PM ^
is why I don't swim in a heavy undertow during thunderstorms
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January 8th, 2016 at 2:46 PM ^
Hookers and cocaine.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:47 PM ^
better get an attorney and have them claim the winnings so they can remain anonymous or else they're going to have lots more family and friends (and sadly, threats).
January 8th, 2016 at 2:55 PM ^
and the winners are not anonymous here. They publish your name. If I won on my own (if not part of a group buy in) I'd research changing my name before cashing in the ticket.
Yes, you'd have to move some place you are not known immediately. You'll have neighbors and strangers showing up to trip on your sidewalk to sue you.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:47 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 2:51 PM ^
I like this new form of beveled guilt
January 8th, 2016 at 2:53 PM ^
Whoa, the most important aspect of my life is not a website. Let that be known right off the bat. Despite what some people on here will say because they don't like someone on the internet that they don't even know.
I've got people that are close to me that I would take care of first.
$4K is a lot of money for a donation to a website that I like to read and post on.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:57 PM ^
Ok, I hope some of those are hot chicks in the 18 - 20 year old range who are M fans???
/jk
January 8th, 2016 at 3:12 PM ^
I've given up on finding an attractive female Michigan fan that will tolerate me.
Every time I stumble across one, it doesn't go well. I'm convinced that there is no one else on this earth like me.
Better to just not have sports dictate your dating life and try to dial it back a bit until later on once you do find someone nice. Ease them into it.
The positive from having a mountain of failures is being able to learn from them and tweak things along the way.
January 8th, 2016 at 3:20 PM ^
The ole bait and switch. Surefire way to success.
January 8th, 2016 at 3:59 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 2:47 PM ^
I bought 10 tickets.
If I win, I will give mgoblog 5 million dollars.
I'm sure Brian is on the edge of his seat.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:48 PM ^
January 8th, 2016 at 2:48 PM ^
Until then, I anticipate the next 503 fetch error.
Ngnix error out.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:49 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 2:57 PM ^
Are you the turkey running around A2?
January 8th, 2016 at 2:50 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 2:51 PM ^
Put $2 each in. I did the ticket purchase run today. We photocopied the tickets and gave each participant a copy.
It's entertainment.
January 8th, 2016 at 2:55 PM ^
I spent a few thousand bucks on lotto tickets. Haven't won anything meaningful yet. But my time is coming!
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January 8th, 2016 at 4:23 PM ^
just for this.
January 8th, 2016 at 5:23 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 2:59 PM ^
I'll form a gofundme where you all can chip in for me to buy a pool of tickets and split the jackpot if we win. When we don't win, I will have already spent all of your money on hookers and blow.
January 8th, 2016 at 3:10 PM ^
But it's entirely rational to spend $16 on humblebrag microbrews from small towns in Vermont and oceanside brewpubs in Oregon.
Got it.
January 8th, 2016 at 3:13 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 4:16 PM ^
Yes, since for $2 you can get the same amount of enjoyment in lotto tickets but for $2 of beer you get piss water in a can.
January 8th, 2016 at 3:11 PM ^
you know, the really sad part of all of this is that some dude - probably down south - is blowing his whole pay check - rent, water, and gas included, on a bunch of tickets for this stupid thing which he will never win.
That's the sad part.
That being said, I gotta run to the gas station.....
January 8th, 2016 at 3:47 PM ^
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January 8th, 2016 at 4:37 PM ^
Having a few beers is fun. Alcoholism is a problem.
Buying a few lottery tickets for the $800MM jackpot is fun. Spending your whole paycheck on it is a problem.
I think the some of the no fun police are enforcing in this thread.