Unverified Voracity Punches A Police Horse, Probably Comment Count

Brian

Sponsor note. Hey, if you happen to be in Philadelphia and punched a police horse last night, you need a lawyer. Please don't call Richard Hoeg, who does not handle that kind of law at all.

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But if you had the idea for a company that sells football helmets for police horses, then you would call Richard Hoeg, who does do that kind of law: contracts, LLCs, S corps, and the like, for entrepreneurial sorts who can survey the urban chaos our Super Bowl inflicts on local communities and finds a way to make it slightly better. For horses. Or people, I guess. If you have a company that helps people, Hoeg Law will also help you. I've never heard Richard say "we only handle horse companies." And that's the sort of thing that I think you'd bring up. Right?

Brandon Graham Michigan

The Gang Wins The Super Bowl,  thanks to Brandon Graham. Obligatory Philly chaos:

Congratulations to Brandon Graham, who was one of the few bright spots on the whole dang team when he was an upperclassman. I remember doing the UFRs for his senior year and pleading with anyone to listen to me that dude was an All-American. Nobody did except maybe Matt Hinton(?). Graham worked his ass off despite the very Rich Rod carnage all around him and was deservedly drafted in the first round; took him a minute to find his footing but that'll do. Everyone who's met him also thinks he's the best dude ever.

In other Super Bowl takes, this article from SBN was extremely prescient after watching that Big 12-ass game:

Last September, Sonny Dykes sat to watch the NFL’s season-opening game between the Chiefs and Patriots. Dykes, recently the head coach at Cal and then an offensive analyst at TCU, has coached college football since he was a graduate assistant at Kentucky in 1997. He noticed something about the pro game he was watching.

“Watching that game, I remember thinking, ‘This looks like a college football game,’” Dykes tells SB Nation. “They were both playing kind of college offenses, were really diverse in what they were doing, were using a lot of misdirection, were using some quarterback run, both teams. I thought, ‘Wow, this is kind of fun to watch.’”

The Chiefs used a series of misdirection and option plays that have long been common in the college game. They conned New England’s defense all night and scored 42 points in a surprising win. The Chiefs were near the tip of a spear that now includes pretty much the whole league, including the team they beat that night and the Eagles team the Patriots will play in Super Bowl 52.

“Ten years ago or maybe eight years ago, even, everybody in the NFL ran the same offense,” Dykes, now SMU’s head coach, says. “It was all kind of an I-formation, under center, you know; everybody ran the same stuff. All of a sudden, you started seeing a little bit of the college game proliferate a little bit in the NFL.”

New England didn't punt, gained 600 yards, and lost. Oh and there were multiple missed extra points. Big 12? Big 12.

The other thing that jumped out at me as I watched the second of two NFL games I consume annually: holy hell that catch rule. Philly's winning touchdown saw the WR catch the ball, get two feet down, and then take a full step to the endzone before he hit the ground. Both Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth were absolutely convinced it was not a catch.

Which is nuts, because... uh, that's nuts. I will repeat my previous assertion: once you get foot #3 down by taking a step you're a runner and have caught the ball. That's a catch, and the Pittsburgh play earlier isn't.

Also, in the fourth quarter of a tight, all offense Super Bowl, Cris Collinsworth marveled that the football game he was watching could possibly live up to the halftime show. This was after several hundred plain old play action passes were dubbed "RPOs," like—just hypothetically—a two year old who had just discovered the word "wine" at Thanksgiving and may have repeated it at maximum volume for the sheer delight several hundred times.

I just dunno man.

Sample size! I have maybe been googling David DeJulius's free throw stats, for no reason, really. This is what I have found.

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Hooray! Also, here's this from that Orr game when he blew up:

DeJulius continued his strong play in the second half and was extremely efficient, finishing with 49 points on 13-of-19, including 9-of-11 from deep range in the 92-82 victory. He also converted 14-of-15 free throws and had seven assists and three turnovers.

I get nervous when they show him shooting just one free throw in the highlight videos but apparently that's just because free throws are boring. May they again be boring.

Also in high school stat news, Colin Castleton might be able to continue Michigan's stretch five offense...

Miller said he runs a motion offense and moves Castleton around the court to try and make it harder for teams to focus on him. "We let him back screen, we get him on the perimeter and let him flare and curl to the basket," Miller said. "We're perfectly fine with him shooting 3s." In fact, Castleton is his team's best 3-point shooter at 38 percent.

...after a year of eating nothing but meatballs.

Also also:

No word on his free throws though.

Boiled up. Purdue AD Mitch Daniels writes an op-ed for the Washington Post about the one-and-done rule being bad and dumb, and while he's necessarily compromised by being the head of an organization that doesn't actually pay its most important labor, he still brings more heat at the NCAA than I've seen from someone inside the sausage factory:

When the FBI revealed its findings about the corrupt connections among shoe companies, agents, a few big-time college programs and coaches, and the Amateur Athletic Union or AAU (the first “A” increasingly looks like a misnomer), no one near the sport was shocked. The existence of this part of the cesspool has been in plain view for years. Those in a position to stop the scandals spawned by the “one-and-done” era — in which many top-tier players were required to enroll in college for one year before bolting for the NBA — have been either powerless to do so or actively interested in perpetuating the status quo.

When it was discovered that, at what we’ve always considered an academically admirable school, championships had been won by teams loaded with players who took completely phony classes, most of us were sincerely shocked. We were stunned again when, after years of cogitation, the NCAA delivered a penalty of . . . nothing. It was a final confession of futility, confirming the necessity of this special commission, if any meaningful change is going to happen from the collegiate end.

Unfortunately none of his policy solutions—removing freshman eligibility, leaving early entry scholarships filled for four years, or adopting the college baseball zero-or-three model—are, like, good. Or even implementable, in the baseball case. I still fail to see how one-and-done stands up legally since the collective bargaining of the NBAPA is taking away rights from people who aren't members; IANAL but I'm surprised one-and-done hasn't been sued into oblivion by some Lavar Ball sort.

Etc.: ESPN's Paula Lavigne on the OTL investigation of MSU. PSDs no longer tax deductible. Cooper Marody executes some jock jams.

Comments

UM Griff

February 5th, 2018 at 4:14 PM ^

Is well worth the time. She is a terrific investigative reporter, and has stuck with the MSU story despite the massive stonewalling put up by the school. A free press is incredibly important to our country, and she is carrying the flag.

Hugh

February 5th, 2018 at 4:24 PM ^

This year's half time show was a huge disappointment. I think Justin TImberlake thinks that he is more entertaining than he is. I missed the staging and complexity of the last few years. It was not worth an extra 15 minutes of my time. Bring back Lady Gaga.

youn2948

February 5th, 2018 at 4:41 PM ^

Brandon Graham is my favorite UM defensive lineman.  I remember the Brandom Graham vs Purdue game.  He threw their OL around like limp ragdolls but couldn't stop their offense alone.

I was begging them to run a slow developing pass play to try down the middle. He was a dominant shining star on the worst defense we've ever had.  In my opinion anyway, I think it may have graded dead last for the FBS and Michigan but someone like WD can confirm...

NateVolk

February 5th, 2018 at 4:45 PM ^

The Paula Lavigne OTL podcast is eye opening.

If reporters are willing to do some work, there are many leads to track down and follow-up questions galore for Dantonio. 

When he makes himself available to the media for questions. Which, according to her, sounds like it might be rare to never.  

She makes it clear MSU's issue on the football and basketball scandal front is transparency. It's what got them into hot water and it's what will make the water hotter until the two power coaches start talking.

Sopwith

February 5th, 2018 at 8:44 PM ^

1. Catch rule: stop making us disbelieve our eyes. They've managed to take what is a pretty straightforward know-it-when-you-see-it and sentence it to death by legislation and over-officiousness.  They penalize great athletes for making great plays.

The easiest fix: give a player (and common sense) credit for what is obvious-- if you demonstrate sufficient control of the ball to perform a move (such as reaching the ball out for the goal line) that's enough to get credit for the catch even if the ball pops loose when it hits the ground as long as it was under control the whole time you were reaching it out. If, on the other hand, you performed no other act on your way to the ground, you must maintain possession and "survive the ground" using the NFL parlance.

2. Instant Replay: for god's sake, if you have to look at the replay more than twice, it's not conclusive enough for you to overturn the call on the field. You get two looks. If you're not 100% sure at that point, the call stands and we move on.

Peachyleach

February 5th, 2018 at 8:51 PM ^

The pro game as we know it is dying. A few years from now every game will look like last night's. As coaches like Belichik retire and get replaced by younger guys, they'll all be running spread, RPO(sorry) schemes. It's already the prevalent offense in the college game and will soon take over the NFL.

KungFury

February 6th, 2018 at 11:59 AM ^

I don’t doubt that any team with a viable running game will be incorporating RPO plays, but the amount of RPO used in the Super Bowl was wayyyy overblown. There were 6-8 plays that were a true run pass option. Play action has clearly been around forever and a ton of the plays last night were play action that fed off of the eagles running back averaging like 8 yards a rush.

RedRum

February 6th, 2018 at 11:15 AM ^

of no football. Cold dark days.... I guess the Lord gives us no more than we can handle, but sometimes I feel like weaping... I hope Mgoblog will give me the strength and football related content to carry on. Wild speculation regarding color of shoe lace plactic tips is acceptable. 

I know March Madness is out there, but that is even a bigger reminder of only having Baseball, BASEBALL, to keep us fulfilled as humans. 

Any news on spring practice? How is the strength coach doing? What kind of soda (or the annoying POP) does he like?

That is all.