OT: Scarlett Johansson now available
Merely because she seems to be this blogs favorite female actress, including our fearless leader's, I thought I'd let you all know that you've got another shot at Scarlett Johansson (cnn.com link, so it's SFW/H).
Mods, feel free to delete if this is too OT for our down week, I just thought it might fall under the SJ exemption.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:37 PM ^
With all the prior NSFW posts, I thought it best to leave a picture out. Feel free to click here for your pictures (NSFW/H depending on your google image settings).
December 24th, 2010 at 3:44 PM ^
...Santa!
December 24th, 2010 at 2:25 PM ^
What is the hype with Scarlett Johansson? Out of all the women that I have no shot with, there are tons that are way better looking than her.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:46 PM ^
just something about her...yup...really nice
December 24th, 2010 at 3:09 PM ^
to be honest, out of all the MGoPopulation, you probably have the best chance with her of any of us, Hard Gay.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:25 PM ^
Clearly you don't have a wife that gets US Weekly. Old news. Still hot.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:33 PM ^
I get my entertainment news from cnn. Clearly, I'm not one to break this kind of news normally... Just didn't see a thread on it already.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^
Shania Twain is looking mighty fine on this weeks cover.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:40 PM ^
December 24th, 2010 at 2:37 PM ^
December 24th, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^
I would make some scholarship room for her
December 24th, 2010 at 2:46 PM ^
I only regret that I have but one point to give for this picture...
December 24th, 2010 at 3:03 PM ^
and only one free hand.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:42 PM ^
December 24th, 2010 at 6:21 PM ^
What is the hype with Scarlett Johansson? Out of all the women that I have no shot with, there are tons that are way better looking than her.
Um.......see above for additional clarification.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:41 PM ^
NOTE: She is currently unavailable over the holidays as my wife has gift wrapped her and put her under my tree for a midnight Christmas gift to me. Carry on!
December 24th, 2010 at 3:03 PM ^
Wow, phork your wife is way cooler than mine. I'd happily take Charissa Thompson as a back up option.
December 24th, 2010 at 2:52 PM ^
Can't we get her a scholarship and use her as a cheerleader?
December 24th, 2010 at 3:44 PM ^
December 24th, 2010 at 2:59 PM ^
I bet she could run the spread real well-and in any conference too.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:08 PM ^
everyone's happier when she's running the spread.
December 24th, 2010 at 6:38 PM ^
Scarlett Johansson won't work in the Big Ten.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:03 PM ^
also TMZ on off-hours.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:06 PM ^
I am available now as well. Looks like Santa answered your Christmas wish.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:39 PM ^
Maybe we can unify the Michigan family by making Scarlett our new head coach. We do that and I could care less about being bowl eligible. At least the guys.
.... Don't neg me bro'. It had to be said.
December 24th, 2010 at 5:20 PM ^
Now that would be one coach who wouldn't have much trouble recruiting.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:45 PM ^
Christmas? I'd glady pass on all other gifts to have her to unwrap under the tree.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:48 PM ^
December 24th, 2010 at 3:51 PM ^
... there's got to be some people interested here
December 24th, 2010 at 9:26 PM ^
he'th tho dreamy.
December 24th, 2010 at 3:53 PM ^
someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh*t...
December 24th, 2010 at 4:38 PM ^
the most profound statement I've ever read anywhere. +1
December 24th, 2010 at 9:13 PM ^
if your gonna steal his Halle Berry joke.
December 24th, 2010 at 11:57 PM ^
Isn't there a poster with a girl in a bikini that pre-dates any Chris Rock jokes?
December 25th, 2010 at 2:22 AM ^
But the poster is where I got that line from. Not Chris Rock. Although I do like Chris Rock. He's funny as heck!
December 24th, 2010 at 5:03 PM ^
Is Scarlett really ever off topic?
December 24th, 2010 at 6:32 PM ^
You beat me to it!! My thoughts exactly!! Woo-hoo!
December 24th, 2010 at 6:57 PM ^
FACT: I'd hit it
December 24th, 2010 at 7:35 PM ^
I CALL DIBS!!! just don't tell the wife.
December 24th, 2010 at 8:27 PM ^
Beat me by THAT much.
If things don't work out between you two, I got next.
December 24th, 2010 at 9:21 PM ^
you told me you loved me. Then you left for Hollywood and got famous. Now you never call me back. You bitch.
December 24th, 2010 at 9:44 PM ^
According to Brian, threads about Scarlett are never OT.
Exceptions: Creepy stalking of Scarlett Johansson is still creepy, but somewhat forgivable.
http://mgoblog.com/content/airing-sportsblog-grievances
This picture was also posted on there FWIW.
December 24th, 2010 at 10:52 PM ^
this would have been so much better in maize and blue rather than packer's colors
December 25th, 2010 at 12:16 AM ^
done in full haste with no skill:
December 25th, 2010 at 12:44 AM ^
quite a nice job...good effort