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08/31/2018 - 12:14pm At least they'll be able to…

At least they'll be able to see the game, couldn't see a damn thing at field level.  

03/29/2018 - 10:14pm Yes

That's a Bingo, now we just need the full pic

03/29/2018 - 6:16pm Not quite, but seeing the

Not quite, but seeing the recently unearthed Kansas game Stankface is what reminded me of the original Stankface photo.

02/08/2017 - 10:03am Not superstitious, real effects

I imagine the players are too distracted by how terrible the white socks look, which results in poor play and shooting.  You know that old, grammatically incorrect saying: "Look good, feel good, play good."

04/08/2016 - 5:05pm Yarr

The Pirate Captain has always been my second favorite coach.

02/29/2016 - 10:08am Damn John,

Back at it again with the Nike Cleats!

02/28/2016 - 9:49pm uniformz

good lord, those hawks jerseys are terrible.

10/22/2015 - 2:04pm (No subject)

10/05/2015 - 4:40pm Woosh

09/12/2015 - 8:59pm

08/19/2015 - 11:39pm Denard is signed with adidas,

Denard is signed with adidas, that's what it means.

05/27/2015 - 3:59pm Flaws

Two Problems:

  • Too much Penn State Night Game Uniform.
  • Not enough Denard Robinson.
02/13/2015 - 4:21pm BABYMETAL

Babymetal is the greatest band in the world.

01/01/2015 - 2:14pm I went through the Funchess

I went through the Funchess position switch.

11/25/2014 - 12:08am See ya!

I'm so glad #24 fouled out.  That guy was infuriating to watch.

04/07/2014 - 7:02pm Practice Squad count?

Craig Roh is on the practice squad if that counts.

02/27/2014 - 4:31pm CSG are a bunch of self-important idiots

Just another display of the sheer buffoonery and worthlessness of Student Government.

11/10/2013 - 2:32pm Yep

Two consecutive times between plays, we got the two-for treatment, with Special K playing Hells Bells then quickly switching to Seven Nation Army before the play started.  

11/10/2013 - 2:16pm Sountraxx Tally

Hells Bells:  8 times

Seven Nation Army: 6 times

Levels:  3

We Ready:  2

Versace: 1

Shout: 1

10/15/2013 - 1:56pm Jeez

Rarely do I get worked up about football after the game but this is infuriating.

10/14/2013 - 3:09pm Nice!

Best one so far.

10/08/2013 - 12:41pm Other UM alums...

In other UM Alum news, Braylon Edwards is up to no good

10/08/2013 - 11:07am jeez

Grey, neon green and orange, the most cliche UNIFORMZ colors all in one uninspiring package.

10/07/2013 - 5:25pm maybe he's a patron of the arts

Wisconsin's band isn't very good, maybe he took exception to their performance.  

10/07/2013 - 1:46pm That was quick

Man, Derrick Rose sits out over a year and Jake Ryan is back in 6 months?  How does that work?

09/29/2013 - 5:10pm Embed? FAIL

09/19/2013 - 10:51am MIchigan 55, UCONN 12

MIchigan 55, UCONN 12

09/14/2013 - 7:00pm .

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

09/10/2013 - 10:56pm 5min? nobody got time for that.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

09/05/2013 - 9:19pm useful

They'd be helpful for preventing Brandon Spikes from trying to gouge your eyes out.

08/25/2013 - 12:11am Neither troll, nor douche

I think he's just in high school.  We were all idiots back then.

08/23/2013 - 12:31pm gameday experience

If i just wanted to watch Michigan win a football game I'd watch it on TV from the comfort of my home.  But the reason I give Dave Brandon my money is to enjoy the gameday experience, and the band is a big part of that.  

08/21/2013 - 1:19pm Show me your privates

The Denard video is set to private and thus unviewable.

08/21/2013 - 1:13pm oh jeez

I know exactly who you're talking about.  

08/15/2013 - 5:56pm Meh

Alright, I guess.  Probably could have used more whit on the uniform so that the helmet doesn't stick out so much.  

07/31/2013 - 11:51am ugh.

Right, because they do such a good job of keeping the other prohibited items out of the stadium.

How much more are they going to charge for official seat cushions now?

07/19/2013 - 11:24am I don't get it

Don't you need either proof of citizenship or a visa to attend a university in the first place?

07/02/2013 - 9:41pm XXXL

Expect a lot of clothes made for linemen.  If you wear small or multiple X sizes then it's a dreamland of clothing options for you.  If you wear medium or large, you're not getting any merchandise without a fist fight

07/02/2013 - 4:52pm Dangit

Friday? I'm not sure if sweet deals are worth a vacation day.

06/27/2013 - 4:47pm Not bad

Probably the first adidas uniformz that aren't completely atrocious.  I'm not sure if Nebraska should be wearing black shirts so soon after giving up 70 to Wisky.

06/27/2013 - 3:59pm Nice!

I lived in the hall of the Fab Five!

06/04/2013 - 9:25pm Meh, kinda bummed.

His incompetence was par for the course among his peers, but his theatrics were unmatched.  Consider me disappointed.  

06/03/2013 - 3:00pm HA

You're just hanging out with the wrong people.  

05/15/2013 - 8:07am yeah

Tosh.0 is a guilty pleasure of mine and that was one of the best segments in recent memory.  Too bad the Japanese vomit fetish video that followed shortly after ruined everything.

05/13/2013 - 2:30pm Nike

I see he wasted no time switching to Nike.

05/13/2013 - 10:52am Mike Jones

I will best remember Mike Jones for the time he farted next to me when I was getting breakfast at West Quad.  Probably not the greatest legacy to leave.

05/01/2013 - 3:33pm Enjoy this summer.

Have fun with unemployment.  Real world jobs suck.  

04/12/2013 - 11:44am Hmm

Are those official leather balls he's kicking or composite ones? The composite ones are much easier to kick.

04/11/2013 - 12:54pm Well

Actually he played baseball in high school...

04/03/2013 - 12:42pm Dat Overbite

MCW is looking like Wallace from The Wire